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This is a way of making myself write something coherent and grammatically correct almost every day. I'm opinionated and need an outlet. I'm also prone to flights of fancy. Thanks for stopping by. |
| You know if you listen to people talk, or surf the Internet, or watch comedy shows, you'd think the lowest life form is made up of people who shop at Wal-Mart. Yet Wal-Mart continues to be one of the biggest merchants in America. I guess while people are there taking pictures to put on Yahoo News or Facebook, or write jokes, they spend money, too. Once in a while I shop at Wal-Mart for cheap household goods, like soap dishes, or measuring cups, but I wait until I really have to go. I don't like waiting in long lines. And you get your exercise wandering around pushing a cart looking for things that have been moved again. I've noticed they don't have the good selection like you used to find years ago. They get better price points by shopping in depth with fewer brands. And they don't carry all the items they use to carry, like sewing aids or crafts. I see lots of people there from all walks of life. I've encountered lots of rude people, misbehaving children, and women assaulting each other, but I've never seen ones like those in the pictures. Some are dressed pretty sloppy; at least they are covered. I'm surprised there aren't more fights in the parking lots over carts running into autos because people are too lazy to put them in the cart holders. You'd think by now with so many Wal-Mart shopper jokes and pictures that anyone planning to go to Wal-Mart would be more cautious. If you are going to Wal-Mart, cover your butt. Don't let your belly hang out, or let your cellulite show. Don't wear a halter top, especially if you wear more than an extra-large. Be sure your pants are clean in the seat. No visible cleavage. This is not a bowling alley, or a bar. It's a family oriented store. Have a little self-respect and look yourself over in a mirror before you leave home. You could be embarrassed when your family's laughing at your viral photo. |
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