Catty's Tree House

catty says "Say, what?!"

Dad says "What?!"

catty says "That's right, now put your right foot in and shake it all about! "

Dad says " You've obviously never seen me dancing."

Dad says " Ass. Because I posted in a lot of I/O's tonight and never once said ass."

catty says "Aahhhhaah! You just did !!! Hehehhe"

Dad says "Ass! It was so much fun, I thought I'd do it again!"

catty says "You must take your little pleasures where you can Dad!"

Steev the Friction Wizurd says "When it comes to asses he prefers big pleasures."

Dad says "Pleasure is pleasure. I'll take it where I can get it. Oh, by the way. Ass."

catty says "Ass. Ass. Ass. Ass. Ass. Ass. I see how this could become addicting Dad."

Dad says "Hell. I got tired of saying ass so I thought I'd try something different. Hell. Hell is a helluva lotta fun! Uh, er, ah, *ahem*. Let me rephrase that. Saying hell is a helluva lotta fun. Oh, hell! Hell itself is Hell."

catty says "Try: Discombobulated"

Steev the Friction Wizurd says "Disco Bob comes late? I don't get it."

Dad says "No no no! It's "Disco Bob! You late!" It's what an Italian club owner says to his disco dj named Bob who arrives late for work."

catty says "Now you're getting it. "

Dad says " "

catty says "So, there's a random black hen (as in chicken) strolling across my backyard. Hmm?"

Dad says "I thought it was the little red hen, and she wanted Turkey Lurkey and the others to help her plant the wheat in your backyard, so she could bake some bread with it."

catty says "Erm, no. She was joined by a large rooster and several other hens. I think the guy behind me (a small farm) may be missing a few feathered beasties Haha!"

Dad says "Keep the eggs and throw the damned birds back. Chickens can be nasty animals."

catty says "Farm girl here. I love chickens. "

Steev the Friction Wizurd says "Especially roasted with a sesame seed basting."

Dad says "Farm boy here. The best chicken is pre-hatched, and either fried or hard-boiled."

Steev the Friction Wizurd says "Catty has gone back to the farm to be with her beloved chickens."

Dad says "As long has she brings back lotsa prehatched chickens (aka eggs) we'll be fine!"

catty says "I'm in Texas. There's always something good to eat here! "

Steev the Friction Wizurd says "Oh right, like we don't have Chinese restaurants here where I live? "

catty says "Sure, but they aren't in Texas!"

Dad says "Meow. Just wanted to let you know what was on the recipe at the Chinese restaurant tonight! "

catty says "*snort* As if you would eat el gato.."

Dad says "I never said I'd eat pussy. Never said I wouldn't."

Steev the Friction Wizurd says "That's why his dates never knew whether a shower would be enough preparation for him or they needed a more thorough cleaning."

catty says "*face-palm* I'd think a dunking would suffice at any time."

catty says "So, I am returned from a round trip drive through Texas hill country to Southern Cal and back again. Lots of rocks on that drive. And cactus. Lots of that too."

Steev the Friction Wizurd says "Don't forget the dry river beds, purple mountains, and petrified wood."

catty says "Ahh, yes. More rocks (in the dry river beds, runoff channels and washes)."

Dad says "Why would you run off channels? Just because you don't watch them doesn't mean somebody might enjoy them! Please be considerate. I am, however, glad that you washed. Very good habit to get into! 'Course, being catty, you already knew that........"

Grandma Penguin needs help says "Is it safe for the penguin to enter?"

Dad says "I haven't seen any seals lately, so ... maybe?"

Grandma Penguin needs help says "The squirrel looks evil"

Dad says "I thought seals ate penguins, and squirrels ate nuts. Or is that squirrels are nuts? Or squirrels have nuts? Nuts. Now I'm confused."

catty says "It is always safe for you Ms Penguin! and the squirrel is evil, don't let him in. He's been stalking this In n Out since it was begun."

Grandma Penguin needs help says "*keeps one eye on the squirrel*"

Dad says "And just how did you pull that one eye out of its socket? Didn't it hurt like hell?"

catty says "It's obviously a glass eye! Sheesh Dad, catch up to us here!"

Grandma Penguin needs help says "I will never reveal the secrets of my eyes! The government would be at my door to do experiments on me."

catty says "And you would befuddle them to the end of days Ms Penguin!"

Grandma Penguin needs help says "Oh yes. ..they would be befuddled and frightened and amazed!"

Dad says "And mortified and dehumanized and shamed"

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