I'm going to Hell because

Sinner: Whata SpoonStealer
Time of confession: 12-08-15 @ 7:55am
Because...: Going to hell cause when I went to pickup my 9-month old, he face planted on my tummy, half-doing a somersault. He does look like a black turkey-- all stomach and itty bitty legs. BUT, since he's my cat-- he forgave me with a treat. C'est vrais!

Sinner: Soh ~ Luminousa
Time of confession: 03-01-14 @ 2:01am
Because...: Several inhabitants of Hell need a hell of a counselling!

Sinner: Simply Me
Time of confession: 02-25-14 @ 12:17am
Because...: Because I stole an abandoned spaceship and visited ungodly places.

Sinner: Jakrebs
Time of confession: 09-24-13 @ 12:33am
Because...: one of my neighbors farted on my dog.

Sinner: Jakrebs
Time of confession: 09-24-13 @ 12:31am
Because...: That cute girl in the front of my exercise class keeps putting lust in my heart. (That's right, its her fault - can't she wear something baggy?) She's an evil temptress. She's going to hell too. Hell's sounding pretty good now!

Sinner: Sci-fiGeek
Time of confession: 07-05-13 @ 10:13pm
Because...: I've heard the flames change into a nice, bright blue color this time of year.

Sinner: Hermatt
Time of confession: 07-03-13 @ 10:54am
Because...: I farted on my neighbors dog.

Sinner: Pita
Time of confession: 06-27-13 @ 9:55pm
Because...: mine too!

Sinner: Merry Mumsy
Time of confession: 06-27-13 @ 9:07pm
Because...: that's where all my friends will be!

Sinner: Ren the Klutz!
Time of confession: 06-24-13 @ 7:47pm
Because...: plus, all of my friends will be in Hell ~ none of us like the concept of a fru-fru Heaven.

Sinner: Ren the Klutz!
Time of confession: 06-24-13 @ 7:45pm
Because...: I'm familiar with the surroundings...I already live in Hades.

Sinner: blue jellybaby
Time of confession: 01-24-13 @ 10:48pm
Because...: I need to do some research

Sinner: Pita
Time of confession: 12-11-12 @ 7:17pm
Because...: I WAS AN ASSHAT in a review

Sinner: Katya the Poet
Time of confession: 12-05-12 @ 1:17pm
Because...: I'm pretty sure it's because of my bad poetry.

Sinner: Jimminycritic
Time of confession: 12-04-12 @ 6:50pm
Because...: There are some people there that need to come home and I am bringing them home.

Sinner: ANN Counselor, Lesbian & Happy
Time of confession: 12-04-12 @ 4:56pm
Because...: I thought I was going to Hell, but after I tongue-kissed a woman, God said he wanted all lesbians in His Heaven. Miss me...

Sinner: fyn
Time of confession: 12-04-12 @ 6:33am
Because...: it is 4 miles from my house and we have a book signing there...oh...you didn't know? (Hell, Michigan)

Sinner: BIG BAD WOLF is hopping
Time of confession: 12-03-12 @ 9:07pm
Because...: Because the Devil is going on a much deserved vacation in Las Vagas, with God Himself, and he hired me to keep an eye on the place while he's away.

Sinner: Pita
Time of confession: 12-03-12 @ 4:37pm
Because...: If I want a cookie someone else also wants, I grab it and lick it, then offer it to them

Sinner: zephermakingchanges
Time of confession: 08-26-07 @ 8:28pm
Because...: that's where my timeshare is.

Sinner: ⭐Princette♥PengthuluWrites
Time of confession: 08-13-07 @ 8:50am
Because...: I'm just so perfect and angelic. *snorts*

Sinner: Tiger*girl
Time of confession: 02-07-06 @ 4:03pm
Because...: I want to hunt down people who say things like "I don't believe in Hell" when asked why they're going there, and push those people into a swimming pool of jello.

Sinner: Theday
Time of confession: 02-07-06 @ 3:43am
Because...: anal sex

Sinner: TrentonZero
Time of confession: 02-07-06 @ 2:36am
Because...: I wrote a website making fun of the Bible.

Sinner: Elisa the Bunny Stik
Time of confession: 02-07-06 @ 1:19am
Because...: I will be personally responsible for Pat Robertson's nervous collapse. Or does this mean I'm going to heaven?

Sinner: Valerie O
Time of confession: 02-06-06 @ 6:35pm
Because...: I like to travel to places I have never been to.

Sinner: Theday
Time of confession: 01-26-06 @ 3:34am
Because...: I listen to rock music!

Sinner: doglady
Time of confession: 01-24-06 @ 12:09pm
Because...: I am an online marketer

Sinner: Melissa is fashionably late!
Time of confession: 07-21-05 @ 9:30pm
Because...: Because I hate all of the conventioners. Until the convention is done. lol

Sinner: Verm
Time of confession: 07-21-05 @ 1:45am
Because...: I'm a South-Park convert.

Sinner: Octobers Lie
Time of confession: 09-27-04 @ 4:19pm
Because...: Pita sent me the same website and I'm still laughing.

Sinner: Pita
Time of confession: 09-26-04 @ 8:03pm
Because...: because I almost peed myself laughing at this: http://www.sortakinda.com/look/withyoualways.shtml

Sinner: Diane
Time of confession: 08-26-04 @ 5:59pm
Because...: Pita pushed me over the fence and the priest said I have to now...

Sinner: Pita
Time of confession: 08-26-04 @ 5:52pm
Because...: I am going to keep Diane company.

Sinner: Elisa the Bunny Stik
Time of confession: 07-31-04 @ 12:35pm
Because...: And hey, I'd have been there anyway because I open my mouth and speak!

Sinner: Elisa the Bunny Stik
Time of confession: 07-31-04 @ 12:32pm
Because...: Satan offered me a really good deal on front row tickets to seeing Jerry Fallwell get his punishment

Sinner: Paige has found her muse!
Time of confession: 07-31-04 @ 2:30am
Because...: I forgot to let the bubbles melt first on my Aero chocolate bar!

Sinner: Pita
Time of confession: 07-29-04 @ 12:25am
Because...: I've been asked to stupivise Haizey (and she'll be lonely if I don't go with ma gurl)

Sinner: MadMan at Large
Time of confession: 07-27-04 @ 12:29pm
Because...: I like being with my friends, and that's where they're all headed!

Sinner: MadMan at Large
Time of confession: 07-27-04 @ 12:27pm
Because...: my mom said so. (And she's always right!)

Sinner: Octobers Lie
Time of confession: 06-18-04 @ 10:09am
Because...: I have evil thoughts of burping on Diane. *trying to learn...swallowing air*

Sinner: Diane
Time of confession: 06-18-04 @ 9:14am
Because...: Because I laughed at Ollie's predicament!

Sinner: Octobers Lie
Time of confession: 06-18-04 @ 3:09am
Because...: I'm miserable. I don't know how to burp. Seriously! No snickering now! I'm blown up like a whale. :0

Sinner: Piglet
Time of confession: 06-13-04 @ 9:26am
Because...: My lawyer said we were "on the same page." Yikes!

Sinner: Piglet
Time of confession: 06-13-04 @ 9:25am
Because...: I don't mind warm weather.

Sinner: Paige has found her muse!
Time of confession: 06-13-04 @ 1:15am
Because...: I watched 'Hey Dude, Where's my car' and was totally moved!

Sinner: Paige has found her muse!
Time of confession: 06-10-04 @ 1:31pm
Because...: I killed my pet-rock!

Sinner: Shaara
Time of confession: 06-05-04 @ 10:52am
Because...: I need a vacation from being good all the time.

Sinner: Diane
Time of confession: 04-15-04 @ 9:38am
Because...: I made my boss cry, pretended I didn't notice, and just kept talking...

Sinner: Andrea
Time of confession: 04-15-04 @ 2:31am
Because...: I ate the last Rolo. And they weren't even mine.

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