What can be said, that has not been said already? What words can describe the inconsequential, ink-smeared digits of literary mediocrity that currently bangs away at this keyboard? This individual enjoys spinning tales out of the gossamer of imagination and weaving plots that he hopes will amaze, entertain, thrill, and even horrify the reader. I speak of you dear reader. For, as another has said many times; without you, dear reader, there can be no story.