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by Pita
Rated: 18+ · Quiz · Comedy · #1217523
This is mocking, cruel humor. Take with caution.
With the advent of the new Quiz item, I can now bring my marvelous IQ test to you as a quiz!

Do not take this if you are easily offended, have heart palpitations, are prone to fainting, vomit often, or are politically correct. I worked my best to insulted everyone I could think of. If I missed you drop me an email *Bigsmile*

Welcome to the Pita IQ test. (This is meant to be rude, crude, and offend everyone because I think it's funny. If you don't like it don't take the test. Prepare to be mocked!)


*Check1* Please clear your desks and have two number 2 pencils ready.

*Check1* You may not have a calculator.

*Check1* If you need assistance please quietly raise your hand for help.

*Check1* When finished make sure you give this the 1 star it richly deserves!

Select the best answer to each question.
Here are the questions:
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1. Astronomy:
 Are there rings around Uranus?
       No.        
       Yes.        
       Let me go check.        
2. Quantum Mechanics:
 If you travel at the speed of light through a worm hole, will there be a Starbucks on the other side?
       No.        
       Yes.        
       Hell yeah, they are everywhere.        
       What's a worm hole?        
3. Math (word problem requires pencil and scratch paper.):
 You are driving a bus. At the first stop you pick up 5 people. At the second stop 3 leave and 5 get on. At the next stop 12 get on and 4 get off. At the last stop 6 get on and 2 get off. What is the name of the bus driver?
       19        
       Wait wtf?        
       My name you dolt.        
       Jesus I hate word problems!        
4. Science:
 What is a paramicium?
       A pair of mice, mated for life.        
       A 1040 Long form deduction.        
       A simple animal.        
       A French Foreign Legion veteran that now resides in Paraquay.        
       A part on an Intel Motherboard.        
5. Reading Comprehension:
 Can you read this?
       Yes!        
       No!        
       I can't read anything!        
6. Earth Science:
 Are North America and Europe drifting farther apart or closer together?
       Farther.        
       Closer.        
       WTF a real question? Are you shitting me? You are so getting a 1.        
7. Genetics:
 What controls the traits in an organism?
       Genes.        
       Negative reinforcement.        
       The chip implanted in its head.        
       Its proximity to chocolate.        
       Batteries.... oh wait I thought you meant something else!        
8. Technology:
 Which item was invented first?
       Light bulb        
       Elevator        
       Telephone        
       Radio        
       Chicken        
       Egg        
       WTF another real question? Piss off.        
9. Logic:
 How many eggs can you fit into an empty basket?
       A dozen.        
       Until the basket is full.        
       Just one then it isn't empty anymore.        
       I am really starting to hate you.        
10. Math and Logic:
 How many times can you subtract 6 from 30?
       Five        
       Three        
       Once - after that it isn't 30 its 24.        
       I am going to rate you a 1, clear it and rate you a 1 again!        
11. Financial:
 Which is more valuable: 1 pound of $10 gold coins or 1/2 pound of $20.00 gold coins?
       The half pound of 20        
       The pound of 10        
       I am going to find out where you live and hunt you down.        
12. Math:
 If eight amputees are sitting together, how many arms and legs are there?
       8        
       16        
       24        
       32        
       That's just so wrong!        
13. Logic:
 How many fingers am I holding up?
       1        
       2        
       3        
       4        
       Is a thumb a finger?        
14. Logic:
 Which letter comes next in this sequence? I H A T E Y O U R I Q T E S
       A        
       D        
       T        
       3        
15. Sociology:
 Women are smarter than men and that's why they are not politicians.
       True.        
       False.        
       ARRRGGGGH it's International Talk Like a Pirate Day!        
16. Physical anthropology:
 Are you taller than a pygmy?
       Yes.        
       No.        
       It depends. Is the pygmy on a ladder?        
17. Technology, Internet, Languages:
 What does the word "wiki" mean (as in Wikipedia?)
       Nothing.        
       "Buy a Mac" in Greek.        
       "Fast" in Hawaiian.        
       "My shorts are huge" in African Francophone.        
       "You buy now" Korean.        
18. Optics:
 Can you read words written in black ink on black paper?
       Yes.        
       No.        
       Drugs are bad!        
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