The Knave´s Love

The Knave´s Love

The Knave of Hearts is serving tarts.

He loves Alice and all her parts.

Advice comes with this tasty treat,

"Those mushrooms are not safe to eat"

The mushrooms would make Alice grow

And worse, cause monthly blood to flow.

Then Alice would not be so sweet.

"Those mushrooms are not safe to eat"

The Cheshire Cat gives them a grin.

You see, he knows it´s not a sin

For knaves to kiss a flat chest´s teat.

"Those musrooms are not safe to eat."

The Knave of Hearts is serving tarts.

"Those mushrooms are not safe to eat"