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Rated: E · Fiction · Comedy · #2087775
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Am I a good parent? The answer revealed itself to me late one night by the open refrigerator light, my two youngest, and a gallon of milk.

I watched on as my 5-year-old hoisted up the jug, cocked back his head and gulped down milk as my 7-year-old daughter pumped her fist in the air and chanted "Chug!Chug!". I, without a doubt, am not a good parent. I am an awesome parent.
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