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A 'Twelve Days of Christmas' parody...
*My friend helped me write this...*

On the first day of Christmas
My best friend gave to me
The Weasley Twins for Free

On the second day of Christmas
My best friend gave to me
Two tickets to London
And the Weasley Twins for Free

On the third day of Christmas
My best friend gave to me
Three Penguins
Two tickets to London
And the Weasley Twins for Free

On the fourth day of Christmas
My best friend gave to me
Four Cello Strings
Three Penguins
Two tickets to London
And the Weasley Twins for Free

On the fifth day of Christmas
By best friend gave to me
Five Days in Rome
Four cello strings
Three Penguins
Two tickets to London
And the Weasley Twins for Free

On the sixth day of Christmas
My best friend gave to me
Six Score of Books
Five Days in Rome
Four cello strings
Three Penguins
Two tickets to London
And the Weasley Twins for Free


On the seventh day of Christmas
My best friend gave to me
Seven Broadway Shows
Six Score of Books
Five Days in Rome
Four cello strings
Three Penguins
Two tickets to London
And the Weasley Twins for Free

On the eighth day of Christmas
My best friend gave to me
Eight Sideless Surcotes
Seven Broadway Shows
Six Score of Books
Five Days in Rome
Four cello strings
Three Penguins
Two tickets to London
And the Weasley Twins for Free

On the ninth day of Christmas
My best friend gave to me
Nine Pagan Statues
Eight Sideless Surcotes
Seven Broadway Shows
Six Score of Books
Five Days in Rome
Four cello strings
Three Penguins
Two tickets to London
And the Weasley Twins for Free

On the tenth day of Christmas
My best friend gave to me
Ten Movie Scores
Nine Pagan Statues
Eight Sideless Surcotes
Seven Broadway Shows
Six Score of Books
Five Days in Rome
Four cello strings
Three Penguins
Two tickets to London
And the Weasley Twins for Free

On the eleventh day of Christmas
My best friend gave me
Eleven Work-Free Days
Ten Movie Scores
Nine Pagan Statues
Eight Sideless Surcotes
Seven Broadway Shows
Six Score of Books
Five Days in Rome
Four cello strings
Three Penguins
Two tickets to London
And the Weasley Twins for Free

On the twelfth day of Christmas
My best friend gave to me
Twelve World Series' Tickets
Eleven Work-Free Days
Ten Movie Scores
Nine Pagan Statues
Eight Sideless Surcotes
Seven Broadway Shows
Six Score of Books
Five Days in Rome
Four cello strings
Three Penguins
Two tickets to London
And the Weasley Twins for Free


*For those who are clueless, Sideless Surcotes are dresses created in 14th century Italy, called "The Gates of Hell". They are loose-fitting, sleeveless gowns with wide sleeve holes down to the hips, under which were worn tight-fitting under dresses that showed off the female form. This was the first time that the female body could be seen through a woman's clothing (it was loose-fitting and meant to hide the female form before this) , which is why it was called "The Gates of Hell" because it was said that the Sideless Surcote would tempt men into lascivious ways. Here's a picture. http://www.merchantadventurers.com/medstock/mss411.jpg
They're much more comfortable than those blasted corsets.
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