Androgyny

-Androgyny-
by Keaton Foster


I think
Dink
I’m not sure
Small breasted
Prude or whore
Ball check
I’d get arrested
Twat kick
Straight to prison
I guess I could ask
Kind of impolite
Excuse me
Sir
Kind lady
Androgyny
Confusing for some
Ok maybe just me
I have no issue
Let em be gay
Let em be straight
Heck even in between
Like most red blooded men
I of course think lesbians rock
Especially when they are hot
I’m cool with gay dudes
Just not the overtly flaming ones
Queens of the queers
This is 2014
Anything else would be rude
But
Androgyny
Confuses the shit out of me
Is it so bad to think
For the love of Christ
Please just pick one
Really hideous lady
Or
Really unmanly dude
I won’t judge
Unless I already did
Make up
Only hides so much
Duct tape
Only flattens A cups
A lady with balls
On her backside
Or a well pronounced
Moose knuckle
Is quite unattractive
A man that swishes
When he walks
Or says excuse me
When he farts
I’m not getting it
Androgyny
For those of us wondering
I know that it’s none
Not an ounce of my business
God made us all special
Unique if you please
But I can’t imagine
He had much to do
With he/she
Or is it she/he
I’m not saying that faith
If off the table
When it comes to people
That are somewhere
Between male and female
I would never dare
I just saying that
In the Garden of Eden
It was Adam and Even
Man and woman
A dude with a dick
And a hearty set of balls
And a lady with nice cans
And a perfectly designed
Semi-inverted clam
Androgyny
I shouldn’t have to ask
But often I do
Are you a lady or a dude
Do you like men or ladies
Are you gay or straight
Or are you in between
Are you here to please
Or are you hear to confuse
Is it about attention
Or lack thereof
Did your parents love you
Did they hug you
Or make you play with dolls
When you really wanted
To play with sticks and balls
I just don’t know
Maybe it’s none
Not an ounce
Of my damn business
But if you gonna be out
You might want to make it
Just a bit more obvious
So that when I see you
I don’t mistakenly shout out
What the hell is that?


Androgyny
Written by Keaton Foster Copyright © 2014.