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"If you dont knock it off Im going to duct tape you guys to a wall and leave you there!!"
Yup its a common threat around my house. The kids know I'd never do it, but they also know that by the time I threaten it, that they have pushed the envelope just a bit too far and a time-out can't be too far away. I win,
I am a firm believer that duct tape does really hold the world together.
Now some of you may beg to differ with me on that and claim that love is what keeps us together. In some cases you would be correct. Love does bind the heart, but nothing binds bodies together like duct tape.
Ok! Ok! All jokes aside. Seriously.
Im a happily married, mom of three. I share my home with my four kids, four cats, 2 fish and a hamster. Basically speaking, I live in a zoo and I love it.
There are somedays however I just want to ... want to ... duct tape some one to a wall somewhere. And thats where this journal comes is. I write here and don't duct tape noone anywhere.
Besides. This is cheaper than duct tape. And with three growing girls I have to watch my pennies!