The Book Of Twisted Tales (Book) http://www.Writing.Com/main/books.php/item_id/1259079-The-Book-Of-Twisted-Tales Walking to Grandma’s house was such a chore For nymphomaniac Little Red Riding Whore The woods were boring and devoid of decent men So she had to stop to finger herself every now and again There was even a passing branch that looked so strong She had to straddle its length and slide it in past her thong There were dangers in the woods R...[Read Full Post] Mon, 07 May 2007 18:59:19 EDT http://www.Writing.Com/main/books/entry_id/506795 Once upon a time in a forest dangerous and dark Lived the Three Gay Bears Their home was decorated pink inside and out And between them they had no cares Out for a walk they went each and every day Always hand in hand To pick bunches of flowers to keep in the house And life for them was grand. One day in the summer while the bears were out A...[Read Full Post] Mon, 07 May 2007 18:56:22 EDT http://www.Writing.Com/main/books/entry_id/506793 The owl and the pussycat went to sea Piracy on their mind They were the Bonnie and Clyde of waterways Booty they were out to find The first ship they took was the Flying Grunt Captained by Long John Boar They took the loot and cooked the crew Bacon sandwiches forever more Two days later came an attack from the north By Admiral Morton Duck T...[Read Full Post] Mon, 07 May 2007 18:50:59 EDT http://www.Writing.Com/main/books/entry_id/506792 Mary had a little lamb That much was certainly true The fact she also had another three Was something no-one knew She had stolen the woolly quartet From a farmer down the street To help satisfy her nympho need For sex with animals that looked sweet Therapy had done no good for her She could not control the urge To suck on a little furry dic...[Read Full Post] Mon, 07 May 2007 18:48:01 EDT http://www.Writing.Com/main/books/entry_id/506791 Little Tommy Tucker Was an ugly fucker Who couldn’t sing for a dime He was taken by wanking Self abusing yanking Which of course was no crime He sang on the street For something to eat But soon realised there was none For his vocal was shit Like a rake through grit Until pity was shown by someone He was given bread And an offer was...[Read Full Post] Mon, 07 May 2007 18:46:09 EDT http://www.Writing.Com/main/books/entry_id/506790 Little Miss Muffet was a dirty tart Who met men on a tuffet in the woods They brought her curds and whey to eat Which she usually sucked off their manhoods Now one day while she was waiting for her man A large spider she did spy After a while when her bloke didn’t show The eight legged freak she thought she would try. She put the arachn...[Read Full Post] Mon, 07 May 2007 18:42:55 EDT http://www.Writing.Com/main/books/entry_id/506789 When Jack and Jill climbed up the hill A bucket carried by Jill’s side Their minds were on something more than water There were biology lessons to be applied. At the top of the hill beside the well Jill dropped to her knees at Jack’s feet She undid his zip and slid him into her mouth And his back arched at her caress so sweet Jack...[Read Full Post] Mon, 07 May 2007 18:41:18 EDT http://www.Writing.Com/main/books/entry_id/506788 Baa Baa Black Sheep was a murderous beast A villainous ewe who would kill to keep her fleece. Of her many aliases her best was the pseudonym Triple B Which she used in the photos she let the horny rams see. But Triple B’s roots ran blacker than her wool And she would put a contract on the head of any human fool When one day she was aske...[Read Full Post] Mon, 07 May 2007 18:37:01 EDT http://www.Writing.Com/main/books/entry_id/506785 Lurking there in a darkened corner A demonic version of Little Jack Horner His thumb skewing a beating heart Instead of being buried inside a plum tart Burning red eyes that can torch a soul Watching eagerly for the next meal for his bowl Needle-sharp teeth to put a wolf to shame Dripping with the blood of his last caught game His body is...[Read Full Post] Mon, 07 May 2007 13:18:10 EDT http://www.Writing.Com/main/books/entry_id/506739