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My son will someday be a writer
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From a very young age, Jakie has amused us with the things that he comes up with.  Hope you enjoy them, as well!
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7.  Where there's smoke . . .ID #566695 
Posted: 2-10-2008 @ 6:14 pm EST 

there's a monkey! *Laugh*

Daren and I were talking about the Campfire Creative that I'm working on, for

ID: 1246258   (Rated: ASR)
Tourn-a-Rounds 
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and Jakie said

I hate a campfire . . . and a moment later . . . just kidding.

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6.  What size is YOUR monkey?ID #565439 
Posted: 2-4-2008 @ 7:57 am EST 

Jakie: Can you play what size is your monkey?
Me: What size is my monkey? *Holds hands up about Jakie height* About this big.
Jakie: No, I mean not a REAL monkey!

I told you all he was a real monkey! *Laugh*





 


5.  Regional breakfast?ID #565437 
Posted: 2-4-2008 @ 7:50 am EST 

While eating his breakfast, this morning. Jakie's in the kitchen, Dareng is....Dareng! and I are in the dining room.

I bet your friend (meaning Daren) never TRIED Cheerios.

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4.  Just now . . .ID #565102 
Posted: 2-2-2008 @ 4:38 pm EST 

Jakie: Somebody needs to make a grocery list!
Me: Oh yeah? (having just come home from the grocery store)
Jakie: Yeah, because we only have one more graham cracker in the package.

*gasp* *runs around in circles* What will we do, what will we do!? *Laugh*

THIS is why I go to the grocery store nearly every day. *Rolleyes*


 


3.  On friendshipID #564102 
Posted: 1-29-2008 @ 10:33 am EST 

To Daddy: Actually, Dad, all of my dinosaur friends are TRIassic.

Is this discrimination?

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2.  Making sense of food allergiesID #564101 
Posted: 1-29-2008 @ 10:29 am EST 

When I grow up and turn a girl, I'll be able to have Sophie's milk. (Sophie = big sister)

*Confused* No . . . it doesn't work that way.

Peanut butter is allergic to me, and I'm allergic to it.

That's one way of looking at it! *Laugh*

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1.  Say WHAT now?ID #564098 
Posted: 1-29-2008 @ 10:23 am EST 

At the age of two . . .

My toenails ran out of batteries!

*Shock* Oh heavens . . . whatever will we do!? *Laugh*

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