My Kaitlin is turnin 15 this April.

And Me and the Wimmin live in Da Woods.

On a long gravel lane windin thru Da Trees.

I bought Mrs. CC a New Car last November.. A Impala LTZ with all the bells a whistles...leather..sunroof...ya know the hole ball of wax.

Our Lane has trees not more than two feet of the road... AND THEY ARE HUGE TREES.

WHY AM I TELLIN YA THIS ????? WHAT AM I GETTIN AT ?????

Well Kaitlin must has had a brain injury at CHeerleading cause she turns to me yesterday and says... HEY DAD.. LET ME DRIVE OUT TO THE MAILBOX !!!!
(blink...blink)
*****I just look over at her********

DAD !!!!! I'm gonna be 15 soon... And I don't want to be one of them people that start drivers Education that CAN'T DRIVE !!!!! Come one DAD Give me DA KEYS !!!!
(blink...blink)

NO !!!!!!!! This picture popped into my mind when last year i was on the ninth hole at one of the golf courses around here and Kailtin was with me and well I had hit a drive RIGHT DOWN THE MIDDLE BOUT 265 yards... ( I know freaked me out too).... Well i grabed my nine iron and wlaked out to whack dat dang white speckledfaced ball on da green up there WHEN... I must of lost my mind and said.

HEY KAITLIN... go ahead a drive dat cart up to the green and grab my putter thing and bring it to me ... WELL !!!!!!

I was thinkin high fade into the wind while wigglin my manley tailsection and was just about ready to beat the snot out dat ball when I hear.... CRASH !!!!!!! Well I look up to see the golf cart bouncin over a few 4x4 landscapin ties and....POW !!!!!
She ran right into a huge granite hunk of stone which they carved a picture of the next hole on.... Well... I could see she was just sittin there...I yelled..HEY CRASH VANDY-COOP are ya OK ????
I hear I'M OK !!!!!! BUT I'M STUCK !!!!

Well I could tell she was stuck cuase of all the blue smoke comin out the back of DAT GOLF CARTS BACK TIRES !!!!!!! GAWD !!!!!

SO I hurry up and get my last Wigglin done and CRACK !!!!... A perfect nice IRON SHOT !!!! and good gawd it even headin at the correct GREEN THING !!!! PLOP 4' feet from the hole.....(blink..blink)

Well I walked down to Kailtin and thank gawd none of the fiberglass was cracked on the cart and she was sittin there lookin at me like I was gonna yell at her or sumfin.... I just looked at her as I picked out a few shards of wood that had spintered and stuck in the mouldin of the cart.

She said...Dad... Yes darlin i said... She said.... WHY DID YOU LET ME DO THAT YOU KNOW I CAN'T DRIVE !!!!!!.

I said well Hon... I was just testin ya to see if you had any natural talent at this drivin thing.... GUESS WHAT !!!!..... YOU SUCK !!!!!!!! ROFLOL !!!!

By the way I have had great fun bringin this to her attention ...heheheheeeee.

NOW SHE SAYS TO ME AGAIN !!!! DAD COME ON !!! I CAN DO IT !!!!

Kaitlin you ARE NOT GOING TO LEARN TO DRIVE IN THIS CAR !!!!!

OK !!!! Lets get in YOUR TRUCK !!!!!

(blink..blink) this was a bad turn of events.

NO !!!!!!!

I can't have ya bustin up my Company Truck...

WELL FINE !!!! (she says in one of them Wimmin Huffy tones)

Dats when I said.... Ya want me to buy ya a GOLF CART !!!! so you can knock all the trees down in the woods so there won't be any left to HIT SO I'LL LET YA TAKE MOMS CAR DOWN THE LANE !!!!!

Well she looks ober at me with this fire in her sweet little eyes...I thougt she might take a swipe at me....SHE WAS TEENAGED PEEVED !!!!!

SHE CALLED HER FATHER A JERK !!!!!! A JERK !!!!!

Well I crossed my eyes and stuck my tongue out at her and gave her one of my best FREAKY DAD FACES.... She just shook her head and told me that It wasn't fair she couldn't stay mad at me... THEN SHE SAID I WAS ....WAS....WAS... OUT OF MY MIND !!!!! (blink..blink)

DANG !!!!!! my little girl is growin up .....LOL.


Needless to say I got to figure out how I'm gonna go about gettin her behind the wheel of sumfin soon.....GAWD !!!!!.... HELP ME !!!.... SHE WRECKED HER SISTER'S REMOTE CONTROL HUMMER !!!!! LOL !!!!

Maybe I go see what the National Guard has layin around for sale.....LOL

WISH ME LUCK !!!!!!
 

(CC sticks his Chest Out)
I did IT !!!! (well almost) Lol.

I want to thank you folks for all your loverly comments ya flung at me Yesterday.
Your a loverly hunk of folks.

Oh And thanks TOR for callin me a Sissy and I'M NOT a Blubberin Mess. (anymore).... I'M HEALD !!!!!!.. . (kinda)

So what Happened today ????

Well the Only dude I had workin for me now....Well he walked up to me and said he had found another job... A BETTER JOB !!!!...
Well I didn't beleive him cause what job in the WORLD could be better than Havin me for a boss... I'm mean COME ON !!!!... SAY IT AIN'T SO !!!!!

Then he told me that his new job would be payin him $5.00 more a hour. AND DAT he just found out his girl friend is in a PREGINATIONAL FORM !!!! So while he Wubbed me and stuff he had to QUIT !!!! Because he needed to do better for his girl who's soon to be flungin out a KID !!!!!.

DID I TELL YA HE WAS MY ONLY EMPLOYEE !!!! and dat ..ummmmm. I just about had him trained enough so he would kill himself doing his JOB !!!!!

IS IT MY DANG FAULT HIS GIRLFRIEND GOT SWELLED UP !!!!!


ROFLOL !!!!! I'M KIDDIN !!!! GAWD !!!! LOL !!!!

He did tell me he was leavin and that part about him going to be a New Daddy is true also....He got a great Job and I was Happy as heck to see he was doing the right thing... SO I FIRED HIM ON THE SPOT !!!!!!

GET OUT YA FREAK !!!!... BOSSES HAVE FEELINS TOO !!!!!
He got a tad freaked out by seein me fall to the ground cryin and holdin my head while screamin.... MY LIFE IS OBER !!!!!!. YA BROKE MY HEART !!!!!

Well then I got off the ground and FIRED HIS ARSE AGAIN !!!! I yelled YOUR HISTORY DUDE !!!! and I reached up to yank off his name tags on his shirt and take away the terlet papper hanger keys.... And Well... I think dat hurt his feeling cause HE TOOK A SWIPE AT ME !!!..... OK OK OK !!!! Most of dat didn't happen....But I DID FIRE HIM 12 TIMES TODAY !!!!

I told him I was takin him to Happy Hour Tomorrow night so I could cuss him some more and SPIT IN HIS BEER !!!! WHILE I FIRE HIS ARSE AGAIN !!!!

DAT WILL TEACH HIM !!!!! (Dang JOB JUMPER !!!!) LOL.

Heheheheeee..... Now It I will be Sad to see this dude go..And I'll miss the heck out of him... He's doing the right thing...And I'm dang proud of him... So I guess I got to find me another JERK TO WORK FOR ME FOR CHICKEN FEED who's not afraid to have a Boss who's...well...ummmm... Let just say... I think it takes a few weeks for them to warm up to me....LOL.

HEY YOU !!!! YEAH YOU YA LOOSER !!!! YOUR FIRED !!!!!!

Oh Well Thats how my day went....ROFLOL

WUB YA !!!!!

HEY I WANT MY KEYS TO THE TRACTOR TOO !!!! (lol)
 

Well I fell off the face of the earth again !!!!!
I hate when that happens... But this time I'm SICK !!!!
And I know you Wimmins understand just how much a Dude can turn into a heap of Weak Male Slime when us poor men fall ILL !!!!

Ya see I never get sick. (Cough-hack-ahhhhhhhh-cooooooo-sweat-chills)
I'M OK !!!! I'M GONNA LIVE THRU THIS !!!!..(CC busts out in tears)

I'M GONNA DIE !!!!!!....... MOMMY !!!!!! (heheheeeee)

OH !!! now I'm not gonna die....But when I came home from work on Friday I went straight to bed....And I think I got up sometime Sunday Afternoon...I don't know WHERE DA HECK SATURDAY WENT !!!!... But my Wimmins told me I was a blubberin MESS !!!! (Blink..blink)

Well I REFUSED to beleive dat I could ever be reduced to such a state and told them Wimmin I had to go run over to work for a hour or two ... AND AND...Well they said I came home 2 hours later and Went right back to bed... And I woke up Monday Morning and I forgot whoo I was !!!!!.... But being a Man and all I went to work until them folks at work told me I looked like CRAP and for me to go HOME !!!!! And well I think I did... BUT IT's ALL A BLUR !!!!!!!.... Now today is ummmmmmm.....(CC looks on his cell phone) YEAH TODAY IS WEDNESDAY!!
And I'm CC... And I STILL FEEL LIKE DIRT !!!!!! (Sniff..sniff)

BUT I'M OK !!!!!!

(pssssssst.....I'm GONNA DIE !!!!!!) (heheheeeee)

I think I got one of them Huge Nasty Bug things stuck in my Inners and It chewed on my important parts who's job it is to tell me....CC YOU SICK !!!! GO TO DA DANG DOCTOR !!!!!. (CC don't go to the doctor)

I KNOW !!!!!!.....But I can't take Medicine... I'M A DANG MAN !!!!!
Ya know tough as nails and a Self healer... DATS RIGHT !!!! I bet ya didn't know I can do tricky stuff like healin myself... (blink..blink)

(I'm feelin light headed.....give me a second)

OK !!!!! I'm HERE !!!!.... (blink..blink).....Ya know it even hurts to blink...SIGH !


ANYWAYS !!!!!!!! I just had to run in to let ya know I'm havin a tough time gettin in here...But I guess ya know that...heheheeee.... BUT I got some great E-mails from some folks I haven't sent thank you's to.... But I'n gonna try to do that soon !!!!! and and and I did read a few but I fell over before I could reply to ya !!!! SO PLEASE FORGIVE ME !!!! I swear I'm gettin to it !!!!!

AND DA NEWS LETTER WAS GREAT THIS MONTH !!!!!..... Yup I did get to read it and YOU FOLKS ARE SAAAAAAAWEEEEEEEEEEEEET !!!!!!

I cried when I read my heap of brain damagin pain..... HEY !!!! I CAN CRY !!! I'M SICK !!! (Hack-Cough-deep breath-spots infront my eyes) MOMMY !!!!!

(CC wipes his eyes) I'm ok....(sniff-sniff)

CONGRAULATION DAN DARLIN !!!!!!! On be flung up as the Blogger of the month BUDDY !!!!!! I can't think of a better dude to get smacked with that.
WAY TO GO !!!!

AND AND AND DA QUEEN IS GONE ???? (CC busts out in tears again)
WHO-HOW-WHEN-HOW LONG ?????? MOMMY !!!!!!!!!!

I'M GONNA DIE !!!!!!!! (heheheeeee)

But let me tell you folks this....(lol)... You all better behave your selves while she is gone... SHe asked me to keep a good eye out on things...And as soon as I can keep my eyes focused on stuff....Well.... and I guess it would also be good if I could remeber who I am and what I'm doing.... BUT AFTER I TAKECARE OF DAT !!!!! I'm gonna keep a eye on you folks....SO BEHAVE YOURSELVES !!! While the Queen is.....ummmmmm.... (Blink..blink)... Well where ever she is.

(dead air)

(Cause I have no Idea what I'm gonna say now)

I guess I just wanted you all to know that if ya get a e-mail from me in the next day or two in reply to a e-mail you sent me 3 or 4 days ago...OR !!! anything else I forgot to reply to while I'm healin myself ober here.... Just don't freak out and think....DAT DANG CC IS SLOW !!!!!...OUT OF TOUCH...AND RUDE FOR MAKIN ME WAIT THIS LONG !!!!! (CC hangs his head)

I'm gonna go home now and fall down.... I hope all you folks are ok....I sure hope I can get healed by tomorrow... CAUSE I SUCK AT BEING SICK !!!!

My Youngest Daughter tell me when I'm like this I just need to stay away from folks cause my head wobbles and my eye's glaze over and I look freaky....PLUS I RAMBLE ON ABOUT NUFFIN !!!!!.... SHE TOLD ME !!!!!!.... DAD GO to BED !!!! YOUR WHINNIN AND SNOTIN AND FREAKIN ME OUT !!!!
(Dang WImmins)

I"M OK !!!!!..... I'M HEALIN !!!!!!!! MY !!!! MY !!!!!

SPLAT !!!!!!!!.... Blink...blink.... Ouch dat hurt !!!!!!!

MOMMY !!!!!!!!!!
 

I'm just about fed up WITH ME !!!!!! DATS RIGHT !!!!! FED UP !!!!!

It seems I got this tiny dude livin inside me that just sits ther and flicks swithes in my head... Now I know this Little dude is a part of me and this is MY ISSUES.. It's just easier for me to think it's a little dude livin in my head so I can DO BATTLE WITH IT !!!!
OK lets see if I can try to explain what going on....I'm 47 years Old (I think)
and this Switch puller has been with me from the start... I went thru all these years knowin that he's there just waitin to Flick da DANG SWITCH !!!!

EXAMPLE THING:
I could be sittin and my brain could be workin on the best way to wire a channel bank of telephone wires.... AND POW !!!!!.... The next thing I know I'm workin out if I need to stop on my way home for a dozen donuts... "SEE DA SWITCH HAS BEEN FLICKED !!!!! Then My eyes come back in focus and I have to bear down and finish thinkin about what I was doing.

Now I don't beleive I'm a total nutcase. It's just that I really think if I could take that dang SWITCH AWAY from dat freak in my head I could...Be...Be...Well I could live with myself better.

The main thing I'm peeved about right now with this dude is... I've been tryin to do some work on my drawin and paintin.... And To say the least I'm havin a tough time gettin things done.
I GOT ANOTHER SAD ISSUSE I GOT TO DEAL WITH !!!!!

Talkin about my Art..... Well.... There's another thing I have to deal with here.
(See the little dude just hit thhe switch and Now I'm off topic) GAWD !!!!!!

When I sit down to draw.... I have no choice but to do it when I know that I have enough time to not only start the project....BUT I HAVE TO FINISH IT ... IN ONE SETTING !!!!!... And what a Pain this is !!!... I always have a thousand things started and I look at them just knowin that there is now way I can sit back down with them and finish.... WHY !!!!!... I DON'T KNOW !!!!!!! Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.

I Can just ALWAYS SEE in my work were I stopped and then tried to continue.
I can see it in the lines and Shade...the highlights...and most of all In the Feel of what i was tring to get across..... It STICKS OUT LIKE A SORE THUMB !!!!!
My Thought and feel BREAKS....DAT DANG SWITCH IN MY HEAD.... POW !!!
GONE GONE GONE..... FOREVER !!!!

As you prolly can tell.... I HATE THIS !!!!!... And as I sit here today lookin at the paintin I started 5 days ago... Although it's stitting there in a real rough state with not much detail.... I got to tell ya I like it... I can see things in those few lines that hold my attention... I WANT TO FINISH IT !!!!!!..... NO... I REALLY WANT TO FINISH IT !!!!..... BUT... right now not only has the SWITCH BEEN FLICKED... I'M STUCK !!!!!!.....
Ya see most times I just have the beginings of a thought as to what I'm doing.
(JUST LIKE THIS GLOB !!!!) and I just place faith in myself that as I work all the rest of the stuff will come to me as I see what I just did.... (are ya with me?) LOL

BUT While I was workin on this....POW !!!!! the phone rang and I had to run over to the Car Dealership because the Alarm had when off... WELL POW !!!! In five seconds I was GONE !!!.....
AND EVERYDAY after that....I've sat down and look at the beginning of this paintin....and diggin deep in my head for something to come out and splatter itself on it and make me yell... DATS IT !!!!! and I'd be off and runnin again...

(sigh....Yup I'm lookin and waitin....waitin and lookin...)

I'm tellin ya this I guess because.... I'M PEEVED OFF !!!!!

I'd like to tell ya that I'm not lettin this go...that I'm gonna sit here until I can over come this.... But sadly I also have to live with the fact that I'M ME !!!!!

GIVE UP !!!! HECK NO !!!!..... But as you also know..... I DON'T WAIT REAL GOOD EITHER !!!!!......Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.

I'm off tonight....And have told myself that we are gonna sit down and put on some FINE TUNES....and we are gonna look at that paintin thing... And Not do anything but try to fine a SECOND BEGINING !!!!.....
I hope ta heck...I get lucky....Cause if I don't..... Well.....It will hurt my realationship with myself !!!!!!.....

SIGH !!!!!!

I know ya need a advil if ya read this.....and I really wish I could toss words like Dat DAN.. I would feel so bad about the head pain flung here.

The simple fact is..... I've been peeved about this for days and I thought I try to fling it down here in hopes this might be the key to...FLINGIN COLOR !!!!!

I guess we will see

Thanks for stoppin in
and thank for readin this stuff

I WUB YA !!!!!!!

(wink)
 

Well I made myself sit down and try to catch up on a few things around here. I hate to say I didn't get far CAUSE !!!! Well the first hing that hit me was...IT'S FRIDAY !!!! And the bad thing a Friday's is....TOR IS OFF WORK !!!!... And when this thought hits my head...I get chills and stuff... Cause he ahs been known to think up stuff DAT PEEVES ME OFF !!!!!.... So he just thinks up some fowl junk and flings it at me.... So I started lookin around in here to see what was going on.
SO Ya all know in thinkin about TOR the first thing I did was to Walk over to that DANG STATS PLACE !!!! (cause that where he hangs out with his Calculator and slide rule as he crunches numbers)... WELL !!!!!!!

(CC eyes tear up)
This is hard for me to say folks... And I just hate to be the one ta tell ya...
But I didn't hardly get in that Stats Place when I heard a HOLE PILE OF NOISE !!!!...I said WHAT HECK HECK !!!!....And I took of runnin to see if I could find out what da heck was going on !!!
I HEARD !!!! CLEAR !!!!! and then a Poppin sound.

I TURNED DA CORNER TO SEE !!!!!!! ( please hold on ta sumfin)




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HOLY HEAP OF SADNESS !!!!! I Yelled and ran up to this fine group of Medical Folks.... WHAT DA HECK HAPPEN !!!!!!

AND OMG !!!!! as Soon as I saw Poor WINDA layin there with this big STOMP MARK on her cute head....WELL... I knew what Happen before I even asked... But I ASKED !!!!! (cause I was to upset to say anything else)

This nice guy who was tendin to WInda looked up at me While Winda was layin there with her eyes rollin around and mumblin stuff about a train hittin her...The guy said that... When they got there a Dude was standin over Winda with his tongue stickin out his mouth and then he would jump up and down laughin...But When he saw us coming he took off runnin up that hill there...
(Well I looked up the hill)

I said to the guy..... WHat did this guy look like ?

He scratched his head and said.... I never see a dude like this one... He had on pointy toed Cow kickers...And was wearin what looked like a Sparkly Fishnet Stocking and a tasteless Skirt and halter top... (He had to take a breath)... But what ever it was....Well....I got to tell I think it was a MAN cause it was tryin to grow a BEARD !!!!!

I had to put my hand on the dude to calm his down cause I could tell he was about ready to fall over and I said.

DUDE Dat AIN'T NO MAN....... DAT WAS TOR !!!!!!!

And what we got here is a HORRID CASE OF LIST JUMPIN !!!!!!!!

(CC yells up the hill !!!)
TOR !!!!!!!! GRRRRRRRRRRR. Look what ya did to POOR WINDA !!!! I swear to GAWD !!!!!! THIS HAS GOT TO STOP !!!!!! (CC looks back down a Winda) Don't WORRY HON !!!! I know these folks will fix ya up... I seen these dude in action...They can remove a STOMP PRINT LIKE DAT !!!!!

(WInda's eye stop rollin around and says)
CC !!!!!!! was that TOR who went by me ?????

(I says to her)
I'm afraid so HON... He just ran up that hill laughin... You rest Now Winda... You will feel better real soon... Dat TOR STOMPS LIKE A SISSY ANYWAY !!!
I'm Gonna get some follks to come Sit with you and help you though all of this...

I'M GOIN UP DAT HILL THAR !!!!!

(CC starts walkin and yellin)

TOR !!!!!! Ya better find a place to hide.... This Ain't GONNA BE PRETTY !!!!


Well as this Glob fades out ya see Poor Winda being helped to her feet and some of them other folks was cleanin up the mess while the NEW STAT NUMBERS where being place in order.... (CC could hear laughin) as he climbed the hill holdin his long Jabby Thing....

HERE I COME YA LIST JUMPER !!!!!!!!!

(oh yeah Tor..Are ya havin a nice DAY OFF ????? ) ROFLOL !!!!!
 

(CC waves)

Well i had a few days of.... ARE YA DONE YET !!!!!....and and....WELL WE'VE CHANGED OUR MINDS !!!!!! FOLLOWED BY !!!!!!.... I DIDN"T MEAN TO BREAK IT !!!!!!! (Dang I love my Job) Heheheheeeee.

But I'm Sittin here after readin a few blogs...and a few Emails....Feelin pretty good cause I just sent off my thing for the Bloggizum Newsletter thing... And While I know I shoulda done better.... I also know.... I'M STUCK LIVIN INSIDE MY BODY !!!!!... SO !!!!!!.... I'm sure your going to love this Months News Letter and please don't spend to much of your time thinkin.... WHAT DA HECK IS CC DOING with a Writin Space in DAT !!!!!. (blink...blink)
WELL DON'T ASK ME !!!!!!!..... The only thing I can say is.... DRAG IN DA ADVIL !!!! and and.... Don't Focus on the WORDS I WROTE !!!!! It's much better if ya read um SUPERFAST !!!! then shut your eyes and give you mind time to wrap itself around DA INNER FLOW OF ....OF....WELL...
OK !!!! I GOT NO FLOW !!!!..... AND MY INNER'S NEEED SOME WORK TOO !

Please be sure to FLing Scarlett your choice for Blogger of DA MONTH !!!
and Please check out Da News Letter...

OH !!!!! before I leave I need to tell ya that I'm almost over Tor callin Peedy Ugly...And...Mrs. CC bought home a Bag or CARROTS from Da Super Market yesterday....(blink...blink) SHe asked me why I was LAUGHIN !!!!!

I said...Well Your HOLDIN CARROTS !!!!! ROFLOL !!!!!!!!

She shook her head and called me a WHACKO !!!! and told me to go away.

YOU ALL ARE GONNA GET ME IN TROUBLE !!!!!! Heheheheeeeee.

Ok I got to go.... I'm so dang tired I could....ummmmm....
zzzzzzz.zzzzzzzzz

zzzzzzzzzz............zzzzzzzzzzz......Oh yes.....zzzzzzzzz......zzzzzzzzzzz.
I wub you too.....zzzzzzzzzzzzz......zzzzzzzzzzzz.... YA WANT MY WHAT !!!
ZZZZZzzzzzzz.......zzzzzzzzzzz Hey I'm not one of those EASY KNIGHTS !!!!!!
ZZZZZZZZZZZZZ.......zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz........... zzzzzzzzzzzzz.


 

Ok Hold on..... I'm wingin this one !!!!!!

(lol..like dats a big change) heheheheeeee.

ANYWAYS !!!!!
After my last few heaps of glob flingin... I thought I better Call TOR on da Phone... Cause well if ya don't call him and threatin him just after ya POUND HIS LIGHTS OUT... Well he pouts and don't think I Wub him no more.
(CC rolls his eyes)

Well I called and said HEY BUDDY HOW ARE YA !!!!

AND THIS HEAP OF STUFF HIT MY EARS !!!! POW POW POW !!!!!
and CC your a dang...POW POW POW...and If I ever get ahold of ya..POW POW POW...and your Mother is a..... HEY DON'T BRANG MY MOTHER IN THIS !!!!! I had to yell ya him.... GEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEZE !!!!!!!

My Dang EARS DARN NEAR MELTED !!!!!!

I had to think fast..So's I could get him settled down.... WELL I DIDN'T WANT HIM TO POP A VESSEL OR NUFFIN !!!!! So I told him that....WELL... I told him that I didn't mean to make it seem he was.....ummmmm... WELL.

WELL I TOLD HIM TA SUCK IT UP !!!!! and that he was darn lucky my Wimmin didn't get ahold of him befor my little displays the last few days...

YA KNOW WHAT HE SAID !!!!!!!

Well CC that dang Puppy you got IS UGLY !!!!! He said dat poor Peedy was a cross between a Beagle and Pile of ....OF....OF... (well I can't say cause Da Queen would stick pepper on my tongue fer usin fowl WORDS !!!!!

AND THEN !!!!! He started toss STAT STUFFAGE AT ME !!!!!.... I tell ya folks I think he's got a calender with circles on EACH DAY HE STOMPS ONE OF US TO THE GROUND !!!!!!! (SIGH !!!!!!!)

I'm so Upset I can't even talk about this NO MORE !!!!!! (heheeheheeehee)

BUT I'M NOT DONE YET !!!!!! SO SIT BACK DOWN !!!!! (paweeeeze) lol

NOW THIS MIGHT GET ME INTO A BT OF TROUBLE
(CC looks ober at the Loverly Queen Scarlett).... (pssssst Wubs Ya)

But there SOMFIN GOING ON OBER IN HER DANG BLOG !!!!!!! LOL.

Cause I just came back from there and.....WELL.... THEM WIMMIN'S are in there talkin double talk bout stuff...And Wif me being a male type Knightly dude.. I'm not to dang sure there shouldn't be a dang WARNING LABLE ON IT !!!! LOL

NOW WAIT !!!!!
GEEEEZE don't stop readin before I can make sure I don't get Jumped by a pack of upset FEMALES !!!!! (LOL)

I just want you Loverly Ladies to know dat... Well.... Wif me being a Male type dude and you being Wimmins... I COULD HAVE THIS ALL WRONG !!!! I mean I get confussed with them Wimmin type double Meanin things.... (Mrs CC says I should just mind my own business cause I'll just get hurt and stuff)

SO I KNOW !!!!! I shouldn't be even talkin about this... But DANG IT I LIKE CARROTS !!!!!... And and and... Well...I'm not to sure I'm gonna ever be ABLE TO EAT DEM AGAIN !!!!!! (blink...blink)

PLUS !!!! TOR SAID ALL HE LIKES ARE THEM BABY CARROTS !!!!!!
And that they them Little one's FLOAT !!!! ( Unlike a certain members Dog)

WELL DAT WHAT HE SAID !!!!!! I SWEAR !!!! (kinda...maybe...ish)

Well On my way out I just want to say that.... YOU WIIMINS ARE LOOKIN LOVERLY TODAY !!!! and I Hope ya forgive me for gettin confussed and stuff...AND I'LL GO STAND IN THE CORNER if ya think I should....

(Been thar Done That) Heheheheheee

AND.... Well.....this is DA END !!!!!

Flingin Wubbage at ya !!!!







 

******WARNING !!!!!!*******
It might seem as if I'm pickin on One of Our Most Loved Memebers.. Heck It might seem that it's My LIFE's WORK doing stuff to him... Now to the Folks who haven't seen stuff like this happen before... Well... I don't want ya gettin no mistakin Idea's that I'm and LOUD MOUTH JERK... And Have ya walkin around feelin SORRY for this DUDE... HE STARTED THIS !!!!! (lol)
I'm am just doing my Duty... HECK...I'm Da DEFENDER OF DA LIGHT !!!!
DA LOVERLY QUEEN has stuck me incharge of keepin this place Nice and pertyfull ... I defend WIMMINS-DUCKS-PUPPIES-DOGS and if pressed i might even take up for a Cat or two.... (If I got to) Heheheeee.

(CC draws DA SWORD OF LIGHT !!!!)

I HAVE A DUTY TO.....ummmmm..... ahhhhhhh..... Well.... I Got A list of stuff I got to keep a eye on... AND AND AND.... At Da top of my list is dat dang SKANKY-STINKIN- LIST JUMPIN- KNOBBY KNEED- LORD OF DA DARKNESS TOR !!!!!.
AND AND AND RIght Now he's got me PEEVED !!!!!! (roflol)

So I just wanted to Warn any folks who thought they was coming in here to read about World Events or Insight as to how a Terlet Works. (I could tell ya about da terlet thing but I got better stuff to talk about today) (KInda)

FIRST OFF !!!!!
I read in DAN'S BLOG...(or Jog...or FLOG..sumfin like dat) Well Dan Told us about TOR's LIST JUMPIN !!!!!... Well.. It's a STAT thing and I was SHOCKED at what Dan Told us... THAR IS A FOWL WIND COMIN FOLKS !!!!!!! It Seems dat TOR climbin the most view list again...YES AGAIN !!!!...(GAWD)... And I read ober in Dans blog sumfin about...TOR STOMPIN and LAUGHIN at folks as he FLIES BY UM !!!!..... I stopped back in Dans Blog and Poor Winda is FIGHTIN FER HER LIFE !!!!!!.... TOR is on her TAILSECTION !!!!... And And... I think he's thinkin about whackin her wif one of them Pointy Toed Cowboy Loafers !!!!

HEY TOR !!!!! DAT Ain'T NICE !!!!! Ya can't stomp folks just cause your the DANG STAT NINJA !!!!! (and a Skanky one at that !!!!! ) LOL....

ANYWAYS !!!!! Now that I know TOR is doing stuff like this... Well I want ya all to know that... I'm gonna take it on myself ta... MAKE HIM CRY ALL THE WAY BACK TO THE TOP !!!!.... OH YEAH BABY !!!!.... I'm gonna dust off my War Chest and make HIM PAY for everyone of us poor folk he STOMPS ON !!!!
Now I Know I'm gonna take a beatin ...Cause well... HE'S A DANG SKANK !!!
and ever sence I've known him he has done nuffin but PICK ON ME !!!!!! (sniff...sniff) But a Dude has got to do what a Dude has ta DO !!!! (kinda)

Now If some of you folks feel the same way I do about all of this...Well... Ya know I knightly type dude like me could aways use some help from his friends..But I'll tell ya right now... TOR will toss underhanded nasty names at ya...And if DAT DON'T WORK.... He will try that... SNOTTIN AND CRY THING ON YA !!!!!
OHHHH WOAH IS ME !!!!! CC is PICKIN ON ME !!!!!....HE HURT MY FEELINGS !!!!!..... YEAH RIGHT !!!!! TOR !!!!!!

Da Whole Time your LIST JUMPIN... You'll be sittin thar typin all this cryin stuff while all the TIME YOU IS LAUGHIN AT US !!!!!! YOU DARK FACED DEVIL LORD !!!!! (heheheheheheheeeee)

AND AND AND !!!!! (hush I'm on a roll) lol.

HOW IN THE HECK ARE YA CLIMBIN DA LIST ANYWAYS !!!!!!!

All the heck you been bloggin about is how UGLY and STUPID-LOOKIN MY poor WImmins Puppy is !!!! and and and.... Thar is a rumor going around dat NOW !!!! you is pickin on EVERYONE'S PETS !!!! FOR SHAME !!!!!!!

AND AND AND YESTERDAY !!!!! I thought you almost Popped NADA's EYES OUT with that little stunt in your blog..... (CC shakes his head).... Postin a pre-veiwed entry...... I thought Nada and Dan was gonna reach ober and Whack ya like a Hockey PUCK !!!!!! CHEATER !!!!!

(WAIT WAIT !!!!! I'm still on a roll here !!!!)

AND AND AND with all of this...YOU ARE STILL CLIMBIN DA LIST ??????

(Blink....blink) HEY WAIT !!!!!! (CC gets this evil grin)

******WARNING !!!!!!!!*******
Ummmmm...this might seem a tad underhanded and cruel..But beleive me I'm doing this for ALL OF US !!!! aand cause well I'm a nice guy and stuff...

TOR !!!!
IF you are thinkin about postin any of them PRE-VEIWED thangs again...I got a little sumfin for YA !!!!!!

(CC reaches back in his Pre-veiwed stack)


HERE YA GO !!!!

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TAKE DAT !!!!!! (blink..blink)... Dang that kinda hurts the eyes don't it ?


HEY I'M SORRY !!!!!!...... I lost Control !!!!!.... (CC hangs his head)
I just know that he's gonna fly by all of us like DA WICKED WITCH OF DA WEST ridin on Dat BROOM while laughin and pointin fwinker at us....And And AND when I looked at Dan's Blog I lost CONTROL TODAY !!!!!

PLUS !!!!! TOR said STUFF about DAN's DOG MAX !!!! and the poor thing jumped in da lake and SUNK !!!!!!.... (I think cause Tor said he was in love with a Cat or sumfin) (Kinda....Maybe) ..(Well almost)...(I think).. heheheeee.

ANYWAYS TOR !!!!!! I GOT MY EYE ON YOU !!!!!

(dang David...I hope folks won't think we aren't freinds and stuff..LOL)

OK !!!! I'm DONE !!!!!!

Thanks fer stoppin in !!!!!!

Please come back next week when I try to write a glob wif a REAL TOPIC !!!
( Yeah ok)

WUB YA !!!!!!!!
 

(CC walks in and Waves)

I've been workin the boat all week... But I had some time at home this morning and WELL... Ya all know that if I happen to get some free time...WELL... STUFF HAPPENS !!!! Lol. So I think some of ya will like today's Glob.
(CC glares at Tor)
Well SOME of you might get a kick out of this..ROFLOL !!!!!

I'm Sorry to say that I have to tell ya TWO quick tails so you will better understand whats comin at Da End. (I'LL MAKE IT QUICK !!!) (I hope) LOL.

FIRST TAIL !!!!
I guess it's been awhile, but WHEN TOR !!!!! came to my house to visit...I must say that Meeting MEL was a treat... As you all know she is a DANG SAINT fer puttin up with that Stinky Skank TOR !!!!.... WELL... After they left to go Home I happened to be lookin around and I notice Dat TOR LEFT HIS COWBOY HAT !!!!
I Thought DANG !!!!! I better let him know... Cause Well... Ya all know how big TOR's HEAD IS !!!! It's GOT to be hard to find a hat TO FIT DAT !!!!. LOL.
But when I called he just said... Keep it there CC... I'll get it the next time I come see Ya....... So I have had it ever Sence.

TAIL TWO !!!!!!!!

If you don't remeber all the SKANKY-STINKY-RUDE and down right DARK-FOWL-FALSE-FLAPPAGE !!!! he has been sayin about my WIMMIN'S Cute little PUGGLE PUP.... Well ya might want to go checkout His Blog entry # 111.
Now TOR seems to think that PICKIN ON PEEDY and callin him all kinds of DARK NAMES is FUNNY... (CC rolls his eyes) And I guess He thinks that MY WIMMINS are just gonna sit ober here and listen to THIS CRAP....(LOL)

WELL !!!!! Ya DON'T KNOW WHO YOU IS MESSIN WIF !!! Ya Knobby Kneed Marble Chewin throwback from BONANZA !!!!! ( Ya dang Freak) LOL

ANYWAYS !!!!!
I got to tell ya that we are havin our troubles gettin Peedy's Pet type poo-in outside like it should be... I guess like all pups....It's going to take some time before he stop droppin stuff or springin a leak around the inside OF MY DANG HOUSE !!!!!!
But This MORNING !!!!! I had me a Dang BRAINSTORM !!!!!! YEAH DATS RIGHT !!!!! (lol).... I saw just how Peeved Peedy was after I Showed him all the fowl things dat TOR has been sayin about him.... And I just happen to ask my Wimmins if the Idea I had would work out.
WELL MY WIMMINS WERE ALL FOR IT !!!!!

AS A MATTER OF FACT !!!! THEY SAID !!!!

YEAH DAD !!!!! Thats a GREAT IDEA !!!!!

Well we tried it out and I'm Happy to tell ya I think we are well on our way around here in gettin PEEDY HOUSE TRAINED !!!!!!!!


OH !!!!!!! AND TOR !!!!!!!!

Give us about a Month Buddy...... I Know ya GOT TO BE MISSIN YOUR HAT !!!!!.... And to let ya know just WHAT A GOOD JOB I'M DOING TAKINCARE OF IT !!!!! WELL ME AND DA WIMMINS !!!!! Thought We NOT ONLY SHOW YA THAT !!!!!....But Show ya how I HOUSE TRAINED PEEDY !!!!!!!

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PEEDY SAYs ........KEEP DA CHANGE !!!!!!!!!!!

(CC walks out sayin)
Dat should Shut his face up or a day or two. Heheheheheheeee.

OH !!!!! I'd like to thank da lawd fer Photoshop... (CC looks up and winks)


HAVE A GREAT DAY !!!!!!!

AND AND AND GO !!!!!!!!!! GO !!!!!!! RAVENS !!!!!!!!!!! LOL !!!!!!!!!


 

Well i got to start out this Glob by tellin ya a story.
HEY !!!! This won't take long !!! Lawd knows I've always been the kind of Dude that gets right to the point without a vast amount of Flappage. (kinda)
HEY HEARD DAT !!!!!

Just you all sit back down and behave your dang selves...I'll make this quick..Geeeze ya would think I was a Big Mouth Freakshow or sumfin.
Ok Hold on here we Goooooooooooooo.

I got this card in the mail.. It was one of them Card that said...HEY CC you got somfin sent to ya that can't fit into your mailbox thing...So come to Da Post Office and get it.....WELL...
My truck was busted...and in the shop...And I had to ride around in New Cars from the dealership...(I know Tough ain't it) lol....Anyways with this going on I couldn't get to the post Office while they was open...AND MY TRUCK wasn't gettin fixed fast because with me being a Employee with a Dealer Tag..Well they knew I could drive anything I wanted each night...So They TOOK THEIR TIME FIXIN IT !!!
And well I didn't press them cause WELL...I was Ridin in all them $45,000.00 TRUCKS I CAN'T BUY !!! LOL.
(CC HANGS HIS HEAD !!!!!!!!! )
WELL.....Little did I know.... That the Parcel at the post office was from...
(GULP)

Well LET ME TELL YA !!!!!
(the crowd goes) COME ON CC !!! GET ON WITH THIS !!!!!

HEY YOU ALL HUSH UP !!!!! I'm doing the best i can here !!!!... Cause well I felt so dang bad about this that I'm gonna make you listen to all this and feel some of the PAIN I DID !!!!! (LOL)

ANYWAYS !!!! I walk in the Post Office and handed Mr.Postal Dude My Card..And he goes in the Back and bring out this box... He said here ya go Mr.CC.. Ya know it's been here awhile I hope it's not important.
Well I start lookin this box over and...Well... My eyes hit the spot dat said.. ENGLAND !!!!!!.. WELL MY EYES BUGGED OUT AND I YELLED !!!!

IT'S FROM DA QUEEN !!!!!!!! and I fell to my knees...

Dats when the Postal Dude looked over the counter and said...HEY ARE YOU OK ???? and and Is THAT FROM THE QUEEN ?????

Well I looks up at the dude while freakin out cause I knew this thing had been here amost TWO WEEKS !!!!! and said.... HEY DUDE !!!! YA COULD HAVE TOLD ME THIS THING WAS FROM DA QUEEN !!!!! What kinda Postal Dude are you ??? Ya got to tell a man when stuff like this comes in the MAIL !!!!

Well I had to leave then cause them Postal Dude around here don't like folks tellin them how to do thier jobs... So I ran out before he got to me with that Baseball Bat he's got behind the counter for Freaky Folks....ummmmm... like me who come in and blame stuff on um.

ANYWAYS !!!!! Yeah..yeah... I'M HURRYIN !!!! GEEEEEEZE !!!!!

I gets home With this box and and....I runs in da house and Chop it open... WAIT !!!!!!... (ya can't chop open stuff from the Queen).... Lets say I opened it wif Wub and expert softness).... (pssssssst) Well i CAN'T LET THE QUEEN KNOW I CHOPPED IT OPEN WITH THE SWORD OF LIGHT !!!!!) Shhhhhhhh.

AND AND AND INSIDE !!!!!!! WAS !!!!!!..... WELL......WAS !!!!!!

HEY !!!!!!
Are you folks still readin this ???? I mean.... I kinda want to tell ya what was in da Box....But i don't want to keep ya from other stuff ya got to do... I mean I CAN WAIT !!!!....Shoot i could tell ya Tommorow or Next WEEK SOME TIME !!!
I know I'm long winded and have a hard time flingin short Globs.... I think I'll tell ya later

WHACK WHACK- CRACK- POW !!!!! OUCH !!!!! GAWD DANG !!!!!

ALRIGHT ALREADY !!!!! Geeeeeeze (CC rubs his head).... YA Don't have to BEAT DA DIRT OUT OF ME !!!!!.... I GOT FEELINGS TOOOOOooooooo.

Well Inside Da Box was Four Boxes.... And I must say they was Wrapped in a Queenly Manner....And eack of them Had a tag sayin just who they were for... One for Hannah...One for Kaitlin..One for all the Wimmins...AND AND AND.

ONE FOR DA DEFENDER OF DA LIGHT !!!!! (dats me)
Cause I'm the Queens knight and we gots a heap of Merit Badges together.
(CC face turns red) Heheheheeee.

ANYWAYS !!!! I Flung this Box OPEN !!!!!! AND AND AND !!!!!!!

** Are ya sure I'm not borin ya ??? I mean I could talk about the shelf life of Cheddar Cheese and stuff...Or I could Show Ya the funny Mole I got on my little toe on my left foot thing ???
(CC ducks) HEY STOP DA SWINGIN !!!!!! GEEEEEEEZE !!!!!!

WELL I GOT !!!!!!!!

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AIN'T DAT COOL !!!!!!!! IT's SONNY !!!!!!! Da QUEEN FOUND SONNY !!!!!
(CC bows low to his Loverly Queen)

AND DAT NOT ALL !!!!!
In there wif Sonny was another Rubber Butt.... AND A REAL COOL DUDE !!!

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Well I knew right off the bat that this was BOB !!!!

Well after seeing this I RAN !!!!! to my Computer and flung da QUEEN a E-mail cause I knew I had done a bad thing by not gettin Sonny and Bob out of the Post Office (CC hangs his head).... SORRY SCARLETT !!!!! (CC kicks da dirt)

Well When Scarlett E-mails me back she tells me that....SOMFIN I DIDN'T KNOW !!!!!.... I didn't know them Ducks Names needed to start wif da letter "D"
I got to thinkin about it and DUH !!!!!! I never hit me that all Of her ducks and Nada's Ducks....And Dat Devil Duck DIRK of Tor's all started wif the letter "D"
(CC shakes his head)
I'm such a "D"ip stick !!!!!!!! GAWD !!!!!

So I renamed my DUDES !!!!
BOB is now---------- DaBOB
AND
Sonny is now----------DeSonny

(CC points to his head) Dang I got some brain Muscles !!!!! Heheheheee.

After seein this stuff My face hurt from smilin...And well... When my girls got home I gave them what Da Queen sent.... And I don't know where in the heck she found these things....But they where just PERFECT for the girls... She gave Hannah two ducks... One is a Softball butted duck and the other one is covered with hearts and it GLOW IN DA DARK !!!!! HANNAH LOVES THEM !!!!
And Kaitlin got Two Cheerleadin Ducks... SHE LOVED HERS TOO !!!!!

(CC looks at Da Queen)..... Where in the heck do ya find these dang Ducks...I mean all of them where just PERFECT !!!!! And the whole heaps of us are flingin Wubbage at ya Scarlett... DAT WAS SO SWEET !!!!!

WAIT SPEAKIN OF SWEET !!!! When I left them to go back to work....All my Wimmins was sittin and Chewin on the Box of CANDY she sent to My Wimmins.. They told me to tell ya they are YUMMY !!!!!
And well I reached for one to try.... AND THEY GROWLED AT ME !!!!!!

It seems they didn't think I needed to chew on any of THEIR CANDY !!!!
(Dang Wimmin) LOL.

(CC looks ober at Da Queen wif a Sorry face)
I'm sorry I didn't promply pick up you loverly box from da Post Office...And And..I thank ya from the bottom of my heart for DA Flock of DUCKS !!!!! I don't know how ya did it but each of them ARE PERFECT !!!!! and I'm keepin mine right on my desk....BY YOU KNOW WHO !!!!!

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YUP !!!! DAT is the SKANKY LORD OF DARKNESS !!!!
I keep him around so I can look at his ugly mug while thinkin of FUN THINGS TO DO TO TOR !!!!!!! LOL !!!!
Now I got DeSonny and DaBob to keep a close eye on HIM !!!! I told them both dat if the Stinky Dude make one bad move.. TA BEAT THE SNOT OUT OF HIM !

(ooooooooooops) I mean..they should make him Behave... (dang sorry about the bugger comment...dat was a tad nasty....SORRY !!!!)

SO THAR YA HAVE IT !!!!!
And Scarlett if i ran my mouth to much about this...Well I hope I didn't Peeve ya off...But I just wanted to share the dudes with everyone...and to kinda explain why IT TOOK ME SO LONG TO SAY SUMFIN !!!!!

Me and the WImmin's are Flingin Wubbage at ya Hon.....And And...
(well...You is a SWEETY !!!!.... CC turns Red)

OH !!!!!!! and Thanks for standing by me and rootin for THE RAVENS !!!!
and and ..It's Ok if ya don't kow nuffin about the NFL..and Our Football over here...Cause... (CC glares at them COLT JUMPERS !!!!!!)

Cause TOR, DEB and them folks that think they got a CHANCE IN HECK OF BEATIN US COME SATURDAY are are are.... Well.... Lets just say I'm Gonna wait and tell them somfin After the game.

WE WILL JUST SEE !!!!! WHO !!!!! Is LEFT STANDIN !!!!

Plus Scarlett the Raven got...ROYAL PERKLE UNIFORMS !!!! You would just love um !!!!

Them SKANKY COLTS !!!! Got NUFFIN but a SISSY LOOKIN HORSESHOE stuck on there heads !!!!!!... SISSY'S !!!!!.... MOMA'S BOYS !!!!.... (LOL)
( I am sayin dat stuff in a nice respectfull way ya know...LOL)

OK !!!!!! THIS GLOB IS HISTORY !!!!...I'M PUTTIN HER TO BED !!!!
If your still readin WAY DOWN HERE !!!!.... thanks for stickin around and please know that I glad I got freinds like you hangin around with me...(even if ya root fer da COLTS !!!! LOL)

Have a great day folks
and I'll yap at ya soon
DA END !!!!!!

(CC shuts down the lights and closes da door)

DANG it's DARK !!!!!! MOMMY !!!!!!!!!!
 

I'm running in here to fling this FAST....Cause well I got to RUN !!!!
Yup..This is my week to work out on the boat again...And as is the norm...I'll be mostly our unless I can come in...
I got a real suprise Yesterday... Dat I want to share with ya...BUT YOU GONNA HAVE TO WAIT !!! Cause....ummmm.... DID YA FORGET ??? I GOT TO RUN !!!!! So I'll fling that at ya later.

In My last GLOB TOSSIN... there was some talk about FRANK PITT in the comment area... So i just thought I'd clean that up.

KAITLIN STILL HAS DAT PITT BOY HANGIN OUT AROUND HERE !!!!

and I must say Mrs CC has a real soft spot for this dude... I got a spot for him too...(It just ain't dat dang SOFT !!!!) hehehehee. Now my Daughter and this Frank have been hangin out for a LONG TIME NOW !!!! AndYup I come home from a long days work to fine OLE FRANK layed out on my dang couch.. ALL-IN-ALL I guess Franks Ok... But me and Hannah can't say nuffin bad about him or we hear it from Kaitlin and MRS. CC !!!!!
All we hear is.... NOW CC...Leave poor Frank alone....POOR FRANK !!!!!!

Hannah and I do have a good time Bustin POOR FRANK !!!!... Hannah says he's got a head like a pumpkin...a EMPTY PUMPKIN !!!!...Heheheheee.

But me and her got to keep our comments to ourselves cause we don't want to get our TAILSECTIONS KICKED !!!!..... Cause Me and Hannah are very Sensitive and stuff...(hehehheheheeee)

PLUS !!!! FRANK PITT like's da dang COLTS !!!!! (CC shakes his head)
(NFL FOOTBALL team ya know)

And well the world knows I'm a Dang Ravens fan... And this weekend MY RAVENS play...them BIG HEADED COLTS !!!!... And well lets just say me and DAT FRANK !!!!! Have had words over who's team is gonna kick who's TAILSECTION !!!!!

I mean the Boy has a death wish.... He said he's comin over my house Saturday to watch the game so he can help me get over all the saddness cause DA COLTS beat the buggers out of MY RAVENS !!!!! YEAH RIGHT !!!!!

He better HOPE !!!! His...DANG.. STINKY COLTS... SUCK SAT DAY !!!!!

Cause if do get the chance to get home to watch the game... And by SOME CHANCE the COLTS knock us OUT OF DA PLAY-OFFS !!!

WELL if all that happens...And he starts runnin his mouth...WELL.. I'm Gonna stuff PEEDY DOWN HIS THROAT SO HE CAN CHEW FRANKS HEART OUT !!

(blink...blink)... WOW... Dats a tad rough... I can't beleive I even would think such a thing... I should be ashamed... (CC hangs his head)

I'LL GET HANNAH TO DO IT !!!! ROFLOL !!!!!

I GOT TO RUN !!!!!...... I'll get back as soon as I can so I can show ya and tell ya about da suprise I GOT !!!!!
(CC looks ober at da Queen and flings some wubbage)

I hopes ya all are havin a great DAY !!!!!!

AND AND AND ...... GO RAVENS !!!!!!

( If we looses I'm gonna need some Mental Support from you Wimmins) LOL.
BUT WE AIN'T LOOSIN !!!!!!! (I hope) hehehehheeee.

WUB YA !!!!!!
 

WELL FOLKS !!!!
I'm about to fling GLOB at ya... And I'm sittin here just after I've ran around a flung a few comments at some folks... And OMG !!!!!... (CC hangs his head) It wasn't pretty.... BUT !!!!... I can't blame all this on the fact that I get excited about just havin time to sit here and read some blogs... So I think with all my blood tinglin and flyin thru myself...My brain has a hard time thinkin in words...I AMOST THINK I NEED HELP !!! ya know MENTAL ASSISTANCE !!!!
I have NO DOUBT that my body was never intended to write a blog...or fling words on a computer screen... I'm like a Bird stuck in a mud puddle.... WAIT !!! that sucked... I'm more like a SWAN hit with ugly buzzard feathers !!!!... Ummmmm.....CRAP !!!! I'm like a fish dat can't swim !!!!! (blink..blink)
Ok I give up.... Let just say I SUCK !!!!! heheheheheeeee.

BUT I'M OK WITH THAT !!!!!....Heck if there's one thing I understand is...ummm..Well I KNOW ME !!!!... And It's a tough life livin in here look out at the world....And I know that most of the time people who are around me just get this blank stare and goofy look on their face while thinkin... He Can't be serious.. No way this guy can't get thru life thinkin that way...Then they look around to see if anyone is with me ready to jump on me and hold me down if i get out of control and start frothin at the mouth. Hehehehehee.
BUT I'M OK WITH DAT !!!!!

Now My Kids...heheheheee.... Well as you folks know most of my kids friends know me...Cause well... Heck If i see them in a group I'll walk right in the middle of them and start yappin at um... I Ain't a scared of no heap of KIDS !!!!... OH YEAH !!!! Most of them think I'm a WHACKO...But Heck.. at one time of another I've coached them or they been told by someone they have known who I've coached that While I'm might seem at tad off center... I'm fun to hang out with..(kinda) lol

Take the other night for instance.... I walk into the high school gym to watch them boys play basketball.....WAIT !!!!!!... Dat Ain'T RIGHT !!!... I walked into the gym to watch My oldest Daughter Kaitlin get tossed into the air 15 feet by two male type high school Cheer leadin dudes..While there was a basketball game going on..Hehehheeee. (yeah dats better)
(WARNING !!!! were shootin off topic)

Ya know I'm havin a hard time with seein my girl gettin tossed in the Air while she flings herself a spinnin and then havin these two dudes GRAB HER !!!! Now don't get me wrong....I'm glad they grab her....Cause well one splat on the floor from that height would make a huge mess..... BUT DANG !!!!! ...Who's idea was it to have DUDES on the Cheerleadin squad in HIGHSCHOOL !!!!!.... I mean one of these guys can run down the floor and do seven hand springs followed by two back layout flippy things.... WHAT DA HECK IS HE DOING CHEERLEADIN !!!!! GIVE DA DUDE THE BASKETBALL !!!!! and tell him the JAB IT IN DA RIM !!!!!!!...... (Blink...blink)

OK BACK TO MY NO TOPIC !!!!! (yeah right !!!! i got one of those) NOT !!!!!

Anyways I go into the gym and find a good spot so I can watch Kailtin Cheer...Most of the time it's just me and Hannah...But Mrs CC has seen this happen and is just fine with this... (kinda) lol
And what happens is this.....A heap of kids walk by and see us sittin up in the stands and they come up to say Hi...And the kids they are with come and sit down and then other kids see them kids there and they come up...And And..then We all get to laughin and talkin and more kids come up...AND DA NEXT THING YA KNOW... WE HAVE TURNED INTO THE ROWDY CROWD !!!!... OH Yeah I got 50 kids all slung around me and they are yappin about teenage life and lawd knows what...While I'm yellin back at them stuff about behavin themselves and ta stop grabbin each other.... IF I SEE A DUDE kissin on one of my dang Softball playin Girls....Well I'll just yell down thar and tell that dude he better SHAPE UP or I'm comin down there and sit in between them two.... THEN THIS BIG STUD MUFFIN leans over and asks said girl..."who the heck is that ??" Then ya see this girl smile and say..."Thats my softball coach and ya better get your hands off me cause HE WILL COME DOWN HERE AND SIT BETWEEN US" LOL. So yeah you can imagin the racket coming from our section of the gym...LOL.

NOW THE WHOLE TIME THIS IS GOING ON !!!! The whole bunch of us are screamin and yellin at the game...and YES... Kaitlin. (Kaitlin often moves her lips while lookin up at me mouthin...DAD PLEASE HUSH UP !!!! But she don't relly mean it...cause she's smilin ear to ear... (and turnin red in the face)
I CAN'T HELP I'M SHY !!!!!!! GAWD !!!!!

Now why all of us folks are over here makin a racket.... You can look over and see them parent folks and they are sittin and watchin the game and US...Cause thier KIDS are over here wif ME !!!! LOL... And well... I think they are scared...LOL.. BUT HEY !!!!!... I don't let these kids get out of control... I mean if them REFs make a bad call...And I hear from one of these kids.... HEY REF YOU SUCK !!!!..... Well I'll stand up and tell that kid that the REF DON'T SUCK he just missed the call cause he dropped his whistle....And then I tell the kids to say he is sorry.... then ya hear... I'm SORRY REF !!!!!.... Then we all laugh...and the REF looks up and shakes his head at us while smilin.... and I say to the kid..THANK YOU !!!!! NOW BEHAVE YOURSELF !!!!!....AND GET YOUR HANDS OFF DAT GIRL !!!!!(even if he don't have a girl within 10 feet of him) LOL. Followed by more racket...
THEN WE ALL YELL !!!!! GO KAITLIN !!!!!.... While her and them other cheerleaders are yellin at us to yell back at them... LOL.

THEN THE Priciple dude... (my ex-baseball coach when i was in school) Walks by the heap of us lookin up and shakin his head at me... While I'm tellin him I got this part of the gym under control for him.....LOL... as I yell down the bleachers for them KIDS TO BEHAVE THEMSELVES !!!!... All the kids hush up and look like Angels until he passes.... Then all heck breaks loose again... LOL.

Needless to say We have fun....And Most of the time now I just have to look down the bleachers at them 14 year old kids and they say....WHAT ??? I'm not doing NUFFIN !!!!! LOL !!!! Yup... I got them all under control......LOL.
NOT !!!!!

HEY ARE YOU TWO HOLDIN HANDS DOWN THAR ?????

NO !!!!! I don't even LIKE HIM !!!!!. WELL GOOD I YELL !!!!.. Who is THAT BOY ????.... BOBBY !!!!..... HEY BOBBY !!!! (I yell).... Are ya havin a good time Son... (Bobby looks at me wondrin just WHY I'M TALKIN TO HIM ) and says
Yes Sir.

And I say GOOD !!!!! But we are havin NO PATTY FINGERS !!!! On this side of the gym Tonight OK !!!!!......(Poor Bobby Don't know me and I get this blank stare as if I'm NUTS !!!!.... And the kids laugh.

Then I yell out on the court.....DON'T DROP DAT GIRL !!!!!!!! that one is MINE !!!!!!!!!

Heheheheeee.... Ya know I found out that if a kid knows for a fact that your will come up and say stuff to them...Or take the time to talk at um...OR....Just get them to think you insane enough to embarrass them a little bit.... HECK THEM KIDS Will be good and have a blast with ya.

HEY YOU TWO !!!!!..... What are ya DOING !!!.... You don't like each other DO YA ?????,,,, HEY DUDE !!!! thats my THIRDBASE WIMMMIN !!!!... You better Not Peeve her OFF !!!! I've seen her smack a softball 200 feet....SHE WILL RIP YOUR FACE OFF !!!!!... Just thought I's warn ya.... LOL. WHAT'S YOUR NAME ?????

Heheheheeee..... SEE I GOT THESE KIDS UNDER CONTROL !!!!!! ROFLOL.

(yeah right) LOL

See...you guys arn't the only folks I make think.." CC needs help"

You guys just get to read a heap of FLAPPAGE !!!!! as I try to group some words together in a attempt to make ya think " Geeeeze Is CC OK ???"

I'M OK !!!!!......... It's just complicated ober here !!!!!!!!!

DANG DAT Cheer leadin dude just grabbed my Daugters TAILSECTION !!!!!

HEY !!!!!!!!......WHAT DA HECK IS DAT !!!!!. YO !!!! DUDE !!!!!
That Stuff is MINE !!!!!..... Get your hands off DAT !!!!!... LOL !!!!!!
(grrrrrrrrrrrrr. Dat dude should be playin BASKETBALL !!!!!) grrrrrrrrrrr. hehehee.

I don't care WHAT !!! Hannah tells me he's got to do to hold her up !!!!! LOL.






 

Ya know I try real hard not to think up any New Year resolutions cause I don't even know whats gonna happen tomorrow for sure... The funny thing is.. 5 years ago I was one of them Planner folks... I'd spit out of list of things I needed to get done and then I'd work my tail off until POW !!!! I kicked that List's Tailsection..Man them were the days..
But I have had to place those years behind me... I mean It couldn't be helped.. I just have had to learn to tackle stuff day by day...Cause I use to get Peeved off if I didn't make a dent in that "TA DO LIST"... I still miss those days... But WIth
Mrs CC's Medical Issues it's better if I just wake up and do what needs done TODAY and if there is time to Worry about Tomorrow well then I might take a look at a list or two....Heheheheee.

ANYWAYS !!!!!
I had yesterday off...SO I had some time to think about stuff...And well I read some of the stuff all of you want to do this year...And well...I thought... HECK CC you might not think up a list but...Dang if you could do one thing this year what would it be ??? (Blink..blink)... WELL CRAP THINKIN ABOUT THAT HURT !!!
heheheheeeeee.

But I think I came up with one thing that would be a challange....But at the same time it would be something that I'd feel real good about doing...(If I can find time)

AND NO TOR !!!!! I'm not going to take SPELLIN or real WORD FLINGIN CLASSES !!!!! (heheheheeeeee)

I've made my mind up that this year I'm going to produce atleast 12 Drawing/Paintings.... 12 !!!!... That's only one a month...HECK ICAN DO THAT RIGHT ???... Well I know it gonna be harder than it sounds....But I just got to...It Peeves me off that I don't work on that stuff.... Plus I promissed a very dear friend who's not with me anymore that I wouldn't Stop Drawing again... And I won't let that happen....I gave her my Word.
SO DATS WHAT I'VE GIVIN MYSELF TO DO THIS YEAR !!!!! And I'll not be a HAPPY CC if I fail...Cause I'm HARD TO LIVE WIF...WHen I'm PEEVED AT MYSELF !!!! Heheheheheheeeee.

I'm also tryin like heck to catch up on stuff around here... I called Tor names yeasterday so I thought today I'd fling something at ya that other folks did in their blog while I was away... Cause I thought it was cool to see just where they do all that keyboard tappin... I thought "DARLIN DAN's" and Da Loverly Queen Scarlett's" Word flingin places were COOL to see..... SO I'm gonna fling ya a Picture of where I try to fling words from.
Well I'm gonna post two...Cause I couldn't make-up my dang mind as to the one I wanted to post....SO YA GOT TO LOOK AT TWO !!!! LOL.

SO here they IS !!!!!

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Now Ya know I live wif a house full of WIMMINS !!!! So I call this place.
"DA MANS ROOM" Lol.

Tor will tell ya....I got a Men's Room sign on the door and everything. LOL

Dose it keep the WImmin's out you might ask ??????
HECK NO !!!!!... If ya tell a Wimmin's they can't do sumfin...Well ya just will PEEVE THEM OFF !!!!...LOL. I just put that sign up so they won't move in and make it one of them Wimmins SITTIN ROOMS !!!! Ya know a place where they come and read DAT OPRAH MAGAZINE !!!! and do all that Wimmin gatherin...
SO this is the room I go to when they are being emotional WRECKS !!!! and start bad-mouthin my GENDER !!!! Hehehehehehee.

I KNOW MEN SUCK !!!!!! I KNOW WE ARE BUTTHEADS !!!!... But Geeze.. I happen to be the DEFENDER OF DA LIGHT !!!!! Ya just can't fling me in with all them other dudes !!!!!!.... I'm Mostly PERFECT !!!!... (ROFLOL..yeah ok) LOL.

Anyways...That's where I fling all my head pain at ya...

Now I have to plan my FIRST drawing .... (yeah dat the hard part) LOL.

I'm flingin hugs at ya !!!!!
 

OK.... First you should know that it's New years Eve....And and and... I have just watched My Football team (DA Baltimore Ravens) Kick some tailsections ALL OVER THE FOOTBALL FIELD !!! LOL.... And the seasons over.. Now on to the PLAYOFFS !!!!.... Ok....Who wants to play US ???? Heheheheee.

OK OK OK...Nuff about football....Sorry. Heheheheee.

But let say....ummmmmm....I had the day off today..and well...I have tomorrow off also.....SOOOOOOOoooooooooooo. Let say that well.....CC has had a few cold beverages....(Crack..Glug..glug....glug)..... NOW I haven't had to many....Burrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrp **hic-up **..... Lets just say I'm timing myself as to have the perfect FREAKED OUT JAG ON BY MIDNIGHT !!!!! LOL !!!!!

HOLD ON !!!!..... Now I'm home....and I'm being good.... I got stuff here for the little Wimmins....and and .... I'm doing my best to be entertaining and stuff....LOL.

I don't intend to run nekkid around the house or nuffin... We are just havin a quite gatherin at the house.... (GLUG....GLUG....GLUG) ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.

And another thing !!!!!...... I'm not a drinker....****HICK-UP *** SOWERY !!!
So this is what I like to call...a....a....a....well... (GLUG...GLUG...GLUG) A seperation from my normal mode off liquid INTAKE !!!! *****Burrrrrrrrrrrrp*****

Now I ran in here cause Kaitlin just said I could post this picture of her and her hunk of christmas PUGGLE PUP PEEDY and her !!!! So I ran in before she changed her mind and stuff....LOL

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Gawd I hope that posted......

HEY SCARLETT !!!!! it's 130am your time....HAPPY NEW YEARS !!!!!!!!!
(CC bows deeply)......**** Hick-up**** I WUB YA !!!!..... Hehehehehe.

OPEE KAY !!!!
I think it would be a goood time fer me to tell the young folks that it's not a good thing to drink.....ummmmmm.....To mucH STUFFAGE !!!!... And dat I'm only tossin stuff down my throat cause well I'm HOME !!!! and not going a dang place...AND if I wake up tomorrow and the top of my head is blown off...Well.. I got a day to rest.....LOL....SO PLAY NICE WITH YOURSELVES OUT THERE !!!
STAY SAFE !!!!!!

I'd like to be able to tell ya all....hust how much ya mean to me....And thank ya for puttin up wif me another year....thank ya for wubbin me even when I'm not around much....and understandin my less than perfect word flingin....

I WUB YOU FOLKS !!!!!

I bought me and Mrs CC a Bottle of Mumm's Extra dry to toss down our throats at Midnight...and HECK I might even SANG a SONG OR TWO !!!!!!

OUCH !!!!!!...OK OK !!!!! Dang Hannah just hit me and YELLED.... OH NO YOUR NOT !!!!! ROFLOL !!!! (Dang Wimmins)....

My WIMMINS wish ya a HAPPY NEW YEAR TOO !!!!!
(Cept for TOR !!!!....cause he's been bad mouthin DA PUGGLE PEEDY !!!) LOL

OK !!!! I"LL SEE YA NEXT YEAR !!!!!

I sure hope you all had a Loverly night and are safe and Happy.

GAWD !!!!!! DON'T DRINK AND GLOB !!!!!! ROFLOL !!!!!
I got no Idea what I just said !!!!! LOL

FLINGIN WUBBGE AT YA !!!!!!!!!


 

Well this is going to be one of them...those...an...a....Well one of them Globs where I just toss some stuff around and just let stuff fly.

BUT JUST TO LET YA KNOW !!!! I had a REAL TOPIC picked out fer today and I was just gettin ready to do some indepth reserch so I could bust your barin parts with a heap of fine CC type focused word spitin. BUT WHAT THE HECK...Them topic things are way ober rated.... I'll save that fer another day.

Now on to ....ummmmm....this stuff. (heheheheee)

TOR !!!!! I just wanted ya to know that I showed my Wimmins what you said about there NEW CUTE PUGGLE PUPPY,,,,,And WOW !!!!....Them three came up with all kinds of good ideas as to what I SHOULD DO WIF YOU !!!!!! Lawd !!!!
It's a good darn thing I told them i'd open my photoshop program at a later date.....Cause....DANG !!!!..... I hate to play with you pixels durin da Holidays and have you get all PEEVED OFF !!!!!! CAUSE I HATE TO DO DAT !!!!!!
OH WAIT !!!!!

(CC moves his WDC Bumper Sticker that just fell ober his keyboard) (LOL)

That dang BUMPER STICKER !!!!! Keeps fallin down... (CC holds it up so Tor can see it)..... YA THINK I SHOULD STICK IT ON MY....ummmmmm....Computer Cabnet ???? (hehheheeheee..... I know I'm being childish folks...But I can't help PEEVIN HIM OFF !!!!) .
NEXT THING YA KNOW !!!!!!..... He will be tryin to point his fwinker at ME and tryin to tell me to SHUSH !!!!!!..... ROFLOL !!!!!! YEAH DAT WILL WORK !!!

TOR if you start tryin to whisper stuff at me....I'm gonna yank your whisper thing right out of your face and stick it up on my Coumputer Cabnet...RIGHT BY MY DARN BUMPERSTICKER !!!!!! ROFLOL !!!!. SO DON'T GO THERE !!!!!! LOL.

(CC sighs) Ok I think I'm ready to move on to sumfin else....Hehehheeeee.

I sure want to thank you all for all your Holiday Wishes...And for your Cnote things and Siggies and stuff... I think I thanked you all... BUT I'M A ...A...well I've been known to think I've done stuff when....when....well...WHEN IT TURNS OUT I DIDN"T !!!! .... (CC hangs his head) so If it turned out I didn't....Well... DAT WILL PEEVE ME OFF....Cause I really Loved the stuff.... (Gawd I really hope I didn't forget that I forgot) (blink....blink)

OH !!!!!! Da loverly Queen Scarlett gave me a most wonderful MERIT CIRCLE !!!! (CC face turns red) and and and I'm not tellin ya what it was for cause well.... It's a SECRET !!!!....... BUT !!!!!!!

YA KNOW WHAT I SAW IN A BLOG TODAY !!!!!!
(CC looks ober at DAN !!!!!) Well it seems to me that while I was out most of the month lookin for PEEDY DA PUGGLE NUT for my WImmins.... Well...I haven't checked yet to check this out but.... DAN must of been doing SUMFIN while I was gone cause.... Well.... I read Scarletts Comment to dan's blog today and....and....AND !!!!!!! SCARLETT CALLED DAN DARLIN !!!!!! (GULP !!!)

HEY DAN !!!!!! Whats up wif DAT !!!! ..... I'm tellin you this...If you start gettin MY DANG MERIT CIRCLES !!!!....Well.... I'm Gonna ....I'm..... Well.... YOU JUST BETTER ....Keep your SUPER NICE ...BLOG FULL OF SMARTNESS AWAY FROM MY QUEEN AND HER MERIT CIRCLES !!!!!
I GOT MY EYE ON YOU !!!!!! (heheheheheeeee)

OH !!!!!! I'm still workin on gettin some cute PuP Pictures with my girls but they won't let me post stuff that they feel....um....is....um.... NOT UP TO DA WIMMINS STANDARDS !!!!!...... Now I told them girls you all didn't care if they had one eye closed or if they had sammiches hangin out thier mouths...Or that PEEDY was sittin on their heads.....Or GAWD FORBID they had a HIAR OUT OF PLACE !!!!....Or shiney nose...tongue hangin out...stuff hangin out thier ears... I MEAN DANG !!!!!! WHAT DA HECK DO THEY WANT A PERFECT PHOTO !!!

GAWD !!!!!!!.......Anyways.... I'm gonna post one real soon...I HOPE !!!!

OK !!!!!! Well i hope I haven't caused anything other than GOODWILL and HAPPYNESS wif my word flingin today.... Cause ya know... Dats why I get paid the big bucks around here... ( OH YEAH TOR !!!!! DID YA KNOW I GET PAID !!)
heheheheheeeeee.

Well I'm going now.... Please know that I count myself the darn luckest man on earth to have the whole heap of you folks puttin up wif me... (CC bows) I WUBS YOU FOLKS !!!! And PLAY SAFE OBER THIS NEXT HOLIDAY !!!!!

I got to go now and take dat dang puppy outside and sqeeze him empty...Cause he is STILL PEEIN ON MY DANG FLOOR !!! LOL.

GEEEEEEEEEEZE........heheheheheheee

Hey so was this Glob OK ?????? I mean I could have stuck with my TOPIC !!

Did ya ask WHAT WAS THE TOPIC ???? OH !!!!

Well I had a GOOD ONE !!!!....Called

DA Pro's and Con's of Stickin Cat food in the Puppies.....Ummmmmm....Well... ummmmm..... OK MAYBE I WAS WRONG ABOUT THAT TOO !!!!!! GAWD !!!!

HEY NOBODY GOT HURT OK !!!! I swear !!!!! (hehehheeheeheeee)

WUB YA ALL !!!!!
(blink...blink)

 

Gawd… Well I sure hope you all had a Wonderful Christmas…And And I hope that you all got some neat stuff to play with or wear…..or…. Chew on….or….To rub all over yourselves….Ya know just cool stuff that made ya smile.

Ok…Let me finish up this Puppy givin thing… Hehehehee..

On Christmas Eve I drove 2 hours ONE WAY….Up in PA…To grab this hunk of Fur for Kaitlin… Well… You all know I have some trouble THINKIN RIGHT !!!... So I got up there and Payed the Nice Lady the rest of the money for this beast.. And While walking back to my truck the lady says to me… You are by yourself ???... Well I looked around and nobody was with me …SO I said…Yes Mame I’m alone… Well She said How are you going to drive home ?.... Well I said that I was just going to stick the puppy in the travel crate I brought wif me and drive us home.
WELL SHE LOOKED AT ME !!!!!
And And And… I blinked a few times…(cause I’m good at blinkin)

DATS !!!! when she gave me the Nice lady look that…..WHAT A JERK !!!! look

She Then Said…. Mr. CC I going to give you a nice box to carry your puppy home in…Because you can just sit it on the seat by you and then you can Pet the Puppy and calm him on your way home…I think the Puppy would like that much better than riding in a create.
(Blink..blink)
Well I’m not going to get a nice lady Peeved at me So…I said..Sure..The box sounds like a good idea Thanks.

So OFF WE GO !!!!! WELL DAT PUPPY !!! ALMOST GOT US KILT Seven times…LOL…He would be yappin and climbin…and I would be drivin and grabbin his arse and putting him back in the dang box… DID I TELL YA I HAD A TWO HOUR DRIVE !!!! LOL. Well about half way home I had to…..ummmmm…. well….I HAD TO PEEEEEEEE !!!! Plus I looked over at the puppy and he looked kinda full too…So we stopped at a WAWA (gas/coffee/store)… Well I HAD TO TAKE IT IN WITH ME !!! Cause well I payed BIG BUCKS fer this thing and… I wasn’t going to let that thing out of my SIGHT !!!! LOL.
So as soon as I hit the door and looked around fer da restroom I hear.
LOOK AT DA PUPPY !!!! AWWWWWWWWWWWWWW !!!!!!!!

Well A Whole heaps of Wimmins ran over and started slobberin all over this thing…After about the sevenith handoff I had to say…. HEY I GOTS TO PEEEEEEEEE. Can I have my Puppy back…. Well them Wimmins all looked at me and they all giggled and handed me the Puppy and us Male types went to the Mens room..
Well I thought about putting the puppy in the sink while I took care of myself…BUT…I thought dat was a bad idea so I just put him on the floor as I ran to get rid of my bladder fluids…well…I was about done when I looked over and… DANG !!!! Dat puppy had Peed all over the floor…And this dude walked in and said… It that yours ????... Well I said Yup…he said… It PEED OF THE FLOOR !!!!... LOL…Well I cleaned it up and picked up the puppy and was on the way out when he said…What the heck kinda dog is that?...I said it’s a Puggle… He said…A PUDDLE ????....and he laughed while sayin that it looked to him like he just PUDDLED up the place… (I think he was a WHACKO !!) LOL…..So out I went to get going back on the road… YEAH RIGHT !!!!....ALL THEM WIMMINS WAS WAITIN FER ME !!!!! LOOK THERE IT IS !!!!.... I swear it took me 20 minutes to get out of that dang store.. When we got back on the road I looked over at that dang puppy and said… I can see you are going to be a dang pain in the arse… And with that… IT PEEEEEED AGAIN !!!!... The dang thing looked me right in the eye and PEEEEEEEEED…. Well… I stopped and cleaned the dang Pee… And we got going again…. We got home after 2 more PEE STOPS !!!!... I don’t know what that nice lady was doing with this Pup but I never seen nuffin so small PEE !!!!! so dang MUCH !!!!!

Well I pulled into the yard…And the dang puppy looks at me…I look at it….It looks at me…And I say to it….DUDE… You are about to see a heap of Wimmin go totally INSANE !!!!... all I can tell ya is… They Better Like you or I’m feedin ya to Da Cat..

OK !!!... So I had this all planned… I called the house from the driveway on my cell-phone…(I had to make sure Kaitlin was home)….SHE WAS… So I Jambed the puppy in this big Gift Bag and folded over the top and taped it… DA DANG PUPPY was playin in the bag makin a heck of a racket…So I open the door and walk in and set the bag down…and yell…I’M HOME !!!!! COME HERE WIMMINS !!!!

Well they all came out and said WHAT ?????.....Well about that time the Bag started movin…LOL… Hannah yelled …DAD !!!! I told you to stop Stickin my CAT IN BAGS !!!! Ya know it gets freaked out and stuff… And she started walkin to the bag…STOP !!!!!! I yelled….lol. Everthing stopped(even the Bag) lol.

Well they all looked at me like I was insane and I said…Kaitlin… You better let the Cat out of the BAG… Well she walked over and gave me heck for tormentin the Cat and that I shouldn’t treat animals like playtoys.

(She Opens DA BAG)

OUT FLOPS A PUGGLE. LOL.

I swear TO GAWD !!!! I heard her intake a heap of air…then her eyes fell out of her head…she looked at it….then at me….then at it… then she looked at me and her eyes filled up and she ran out of the room cryin her eyes out… (blink..blink) HUH !!!!

THEN I look over at Mrs CC. and she's lookin at the thing with HER EYES LEAKIN !!!! and SHE goes after KAITLIN !!!! (blink…blink)

Well I look over at Hannah…And Her eyes are Bugged out..and she says… DAD WHAT THE HECK IT THAT ????? ROFLOL !!!! Well I said… It’s a PUGGLE !!! I got it for your Sister and your Mom… I looked down at the dog….AND IT PEED !!!!
GAWD !!!!!!...... Hannah laughs and says….I’m Not Cleaning THAT UP !!!! and runs over and picks the puppy up…. Well All I can hear from the back of the house is….is
CRYIN !!!!.... I swear Kaitlin Cryied for 15 minutes with her face buried in the pillows on her bed… Mrs.CC was with her leakin too.. GAWD !!!
I walkied in and being a male type I said… WHAT DA HECK IS WRONG ???? DON’T YA LIKE IT ????... Well Kaitlin jumped up and ran over and grabbed me and…and CRIED SOME MORE !!!!... GOOD GAWD !!!!... Hannah came in with the Puppy and Kaitlin FINALLY TOOK IT AND….AND….AND… CRIED SOME MORE!!!!!!... Well….It took a good hour before everyone got the leakin stopped and we all sat down to let the puppy chew on us… The whole time them Wimmins were talking about a name for the Pup… WHO IS A MALE !!!!!... Which saved me from havin a dog name Muffin…or…Buffy….or Alice….or one of them Sweet names. LOL.

Well I guess they couldn’t think of one cause they made a bad Mistake and ASKED ME !!!! LOL. I said are ya sure you want me to think of a name…. Well they said NO…LOL…But after awhile Kailtin said…Ok Dad...You can give us some help but Don’t call him nuffin STUPID !!!. (blink…blink) WHO ME ?????? hehehehheee.

Well the then the THING PEED IN MY COUCH !!!!! Grrrrrrrrrrr. I told Kaitlin the first thing we got to do is get HIS LEAKIN UNDER CONTROL !!!!... I swear that little thing must have a 47 gallon bladder !!!!! LOL.
(Blink…blink)

I GOT IT !!!!.......I GOT THAT THING A NAME !!!!!!

Well Folks I’d like ya to meet the newest addition to Da Family… Hehehehee.

Say Hello TO !!!!!!!!!


PEE-DY !!!!!!!!!!!!!! ROFLOL !!!!!

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Well Kaitlin said... I like that name DAD....Well she did until I told her it was gonna be spelled PEE-DY.....LOL. Or the fact that his whole name is.

PEE-DY DA PUGGLE NUT !!!!! ROFLOL !!!!!

And I also tried to get her to get into this picture with him...But she wouldn't let me post any I got with her yet....Kaitlin said I had to wait until she I got one where she wasn't CRYIN or her eyes were Red..Or her Hair was messed Up...and she had to look good and not SICK..... GAWD !!!!! WIMMINS !!!!! LOL.

Well I'll get you one with her dog soon I hope... LOL.

But I must say... MY WIMMINS WUB ME !!!!...LOL. Heck Mrs. CC and that Pup have takin to each other real GOOD... And even with it Peein all over the place I have gotten Hugs and Kisses...And told what a wonderful Hubby I am...and and and.... My Girls just Love DAT THING !!!!!

Now me and the CAT...Well... We both know that the Wimmins are gonna be all mushy over that thing for awhile...So we are just keepin a low profile until I can teach that thing SOME MANNERS !!!!! And I think the Cat wants to find out what a PUGGLE TASTES LIKE !!!!! Hehehehehehheeee.

SO THAR YA HAVE IT !!!!!
That is the reason My Arse has been Gone.
AND I'M DONE !!!!... GAWD !!!!! LOL.

I swear... I'm never buyin another DOG !!!!!!!! LOL.

When I'm ready to get me another dog...I'm going to the dang SPCA and get one of them Ugly-Butt-Snarlfaced-Huge-Nasty lookin- MAN DOGS !!!!!! LOL

I Wub you FOLKS !!!!!


 

OK...So from the last Globber thing ya all know that...My Wimmins have this need for a Little puppy kinda dog thing... AND I TOLD THEM NO !!!!... And they are now peeved at me cause I use the one word a Wimmin HATES TO HEAR.
(Dat would be a flat out NO )...LOL...
So I was gettin fowl looks and grunts around my house the WHOLE TIME...I was LOOKIN FOR THE PERFECT LITTLE YAPPERFACE HAIRBALL FOR THEM...
OK !!!! I drove up to PA.. To get a look at some of these little hunks of hair to help me figure out what flavor puppy to get.
I walk into this place and OMG....Puppies everywhere...I was lookin at every kind of dang dog on earth... So... I walk up to this one pen and sittin there in the bottom was this TINY !!!!! hunk of fur lookin at me... So I pick this thing up and it fits in my dang HAND !!!! ONE HAND !!!!... I think it was a Shit-who thing... and this guy walks up and says... Ain't She Cute !!!!.... Well the THANG WAS CUTE !!!...and and... We talked about the Pup until I said.. HEY DUDE !!! How Much is This thing.... HE SAID.....$750.00 !!!!!!. WHAT !!!!!!!!!!! FER THIS !!!!!!
Well I look at this thing...And thought... (Sorry dude/Dudette)... And I walked all through this place pickin up CUTE LITTLE PUPS !!!!.... I had this Cocker-poo thing and yelled....HEY DUDE !!!!.... He yells back.... $650.00 !!!!!! GOOD GAWD !!!!! (Well me being me...CC hangs his head) I yelled back.... WELL YA GOT ANY THAT ARE CROSSEYED OR SUMFIN !!!!!! I can't afford DAT KIND OF CASH !!!!!.... (and I swear this is what he said)
Mr.CC I do have one in the back that one of the poor things EYE'S popped out so he only has ONE DANG EYE !!!!!.... WHAT !!!!!!!!!
MY MIND SCREAMED !!!!!.... I WAS JUST KIDDIN YA SICK PUPPY FLINGER !!!!!!!! OOOOOOhhhhh.... I was floored by this...Cause well...I got a real soft spot for Dogs-kids-wimmins and stuff like dat.... I wanted to take all these dogs home... SO I WAS GETTIN PEEVED !!!! THEN IT HIT ME !!!!!!
I WAS STANDING IN A DANG PUPPY MILL !!!!!!!! I had read about this kinda thing once...And it PEEVED ME OFF THEN !!!! So I just looked around the place thinkin....CC YOU ARSE HOLE !!!!... What the ehck did ya think you were walkin into anyway....the man said on the phone he had all them kinds of pups....YA SHOULD HAVE KNOWN IT WAS A MILL !!!!!! GAWD !!!!!!
So..... I HAD TO LEAVE !!!!!.... On the drive home I knew I had to THINK about this and figure out just how to get a Pup fer my Wimmins that wasn't gonna be Sick or have worms or nuffin.... I NEEDED TO GET SMART !!!!!
(SHUT UP TOR !!!!) Hehehehee.
I Got on the Net and On the Phone....I called My Vet....I CALLED SANTA CLAUSE !!!!.... THIS WAS BAD !!!!!.... I had a bad feelin that I wasn't going to be able to get this done ONTIME !!!!!.....BUT GUESS WHAT !!!!!
During all of this readin and lookin and phone calls....I did find out the breed of dog I wanted.... One night I was serchin the internet and this picture of a Puppy flew up... and POW !!!!!.... NO LONG HAIR !!!!... NO SMUSHED UP NOSE !!!!!
NO need fer a GROMMER EACH MONTH !!!!.. And this dang little thing was holdin it's head up proud ans stuff.... I read about the breed and... POW.... LOW MANTIANCE !!!!!! DATS IT's I YELLED !!!!!!...
I need to find a PUGGLE !!!!!!!!
(blink....blink) Huh ?????????????
WHAT IN THE HECK IS A...............PUGGLE ???????? ROFLOL !!!!!
Well I found out it's Half PUG....and HALF...BEAGLE !!!!!!!
BEAGLE !!!!....BEAGLE !!!!.... I grew up with Beagles... I LOVE beagles... Well I knew this was the kind dog I wanted ( I mean the Wimmins Wanted) lol... I found out that they make great house pets and do just find in the house and with other animals....Now I didn't know if it tasted like Chicken so the Cat would be happy ...But at this point I was just dang Happy I Found a breed to find.....DA HECK WIF WHAT THE CAT WEANTED !!!
A PUGGLE !!!!!.....Now All I had to do was FIND ONE !!!!... 2 WEEKS I spent ever wakin hour lookin for a NON-PUPPY MILL....PUGGLE !!!!!... I drove to two Breeders and held me one of these Puggle Things..... But I couldn't bring myself to buy one....The places were just NASTY !!!!.... I went home and did a serch on Internet and FOUND OUT !!!!! GAWD !!!!!

A PUGGLE is the Hostest thing on the market today….A FRIGGIN DISIGNER DOG… (Huh…a WHAT ??? ) Well as I found out it seems these dang Muts are HOT !!!!!.... What I mean is… It’s seems…. Paris Hilton is havin a hard time finding a PUGGLE so she can Jam it in her Pocketbook…. GOOD GAWD !!!!!
I’M SCREWED !!!!!....SCREWED !!!!....SCREWED !!!!!!....

Just to let ya know by this time I had worked myself up into a FIT !!!!...I kept serchin for another breed that felt right for my Wimmins …. All I found was these cute little hairballs that would cost me a arm and a leg each year in GROOMIN BILLS !!!!!... Folks…. DATS WHEN I GOT PEEVED !!!!! I said…. DA HELL WITH THIS !!!!!.... I’m the DANG DEFENDER OF THE LIGHT !!!!!... I smarter asleep than most folks are when they are brain dead…. I GOT TO FIND A HEATHLY PUGGLE !!!!!

At this time I was ready to drive to even TEXAS fer one of these snot nosed mutts…. It took me a week to find out that there was not a Puggle in any of the suroundin states that I could find…(Cept a Puppy MILL). I WAS PEEVED !!!!!

THEN IT HIT ME !!!!! POW !!!!!..... I got to do what I’m good at…. CUTTIN OUT THE MIDDLE MAN !!!!!.... In this case the Puppy Mill FOLKS !!!! I mean I didn’t see one dog at these places…NOT ONE !!!!.... SO I GOT TO FIND OUT WHERE ALL THESE PUPS COME FROM !!!!!! (CC points to his head)….( SEE DA BRAINS LEAKIN OUT MY HEAD !!!!)……So I started Callin the Puppy Mills again and twisted their brains with all my questions…. AND POW !!!!..... (CC points to his head again)…. DA DANG AMISH !!!!!!...DO ALL THE DOG BREEDIN !!!!... Well I started lookin for these folks…. WHAT A PAIN !!!!.... Ya see the Amish don’t have PHONES !!!!....OR NUFFIN !!!!!.. SO I LOOK FER MINANIGHTS..These folks are not as touchy about not using modern stuff so I thought I might find a phone number on the internet…. 6 DAYS LATER !!!!! I call this place and a Sweet Oder Lady answers her phone.

Hello

Hello I says…. My name is Mr.CC and I was wondering if you breed Dogs

Yes Sir… We Breed dogs here.

I says: How many breeds do you Have ? (I learned to ask this)

Well just one Sir….What are you lookin for?

Mame…..I says… I’m lookin for a PUGGLE…And I’ve been lookin for a MONTH !
SHE LAUGHED !!!!!!....And in this Sweet voice she said… Sir… I had SEVEN yesterday but they were takin to New York City…. She asked me who I was and How I got her number… So I told her… And SHE LAUGHED AGAIN !!!!. She said that ..She doesn’t get many calls from people who aren’t going to sell her puppies to other folks… So I told her my story…THE WHOLE THING !!!!... AND DAT WIMMIN LAUGHED AGAIN !!!!!
THEN SAID !!!!!!

Ya Know Sir… My Ellie had 8 puppies… and I only sold 7 …. (BLINK>>>BLINK !!!!! ) It was time fer me to get my fwinkers out cause it hit me that she might be sayin SHE STILL HAD ONE !!!!!!

But before I could get finished countin fwinkers she laughed and said.

So I HAVE ONE LEFT !!!!!!!!

OMG !!!!! I got CHILLS !!!! and thought about passin out right there !!!!!

I YELLED………… I WANT DAT DANG DOG !!!!!!

She laughed again….and said…Yeah I kinda thought you would… So we talked a bit and I asked her if she could keep until it got closer to CHRISTMAS !!!! SHE SAID SURE !!!!! But she would need Some MONEY !!!!....HELL I was ready to give her TOR !!!! I FOUND A PUGGLE !!!!! BEFORE IT GOT TO A PUPPY MILL !!

SO I DROVE TWO HOURS !!!!!! ONE WAY !!!! to Pay this Sweet Lady for this Pup…. OMG !!!!!! IT WAS A MALE !!!!!!!..... ROFLOL !!!!....A MALE IN MY HOUSE !!!!....PERFECT !!!!!

So I handed her half the money… $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$

She said her Puggles were bringin 1,000.00 to 2,000.00 DOLLARS A POP !!!!! In New YORK !!!!... (Blink….blink)…. I ABOUT DIED !!!!!!!

Now Let me just tell you that I PAID MORE FOR THIS DANG DOG !!!!! than I did to bring BOTH of my kids home from the Hospital when they were BORN !!!!
DATS RIGHT !!!!! MY KIDS WERE CHEAPER !!!!!!

BUT !!!!!!

I’ll just say this… She sold him to me for less than the Puppy Mill folks….AND WAY LESS than what she could have got in NEW YORK… So…While I’m still SHOCKED I flung that kind of money out…. It could have been WAY WORSE !!!

SO TONIGHT !!!!! I get to FLING A PUGGLE AT MY WIMMINS !!!!!!

AND AND AND…..THEY BETTER FLING A TON OF WUBBAGE MY WAY !!!!! Cause if they DON’T.. I feedin it to the CAT !!!.. Cause I know for the price I paid fer this thing….IT’S GOT TO TASTE REAL GOOD !!!!!! ROFLOL !!!!!

AND AND AND…. To tell you all the truth… I don’t ever think I’ve had to go thru anything like this IN MY LIFE !!!...BUT….. I got a PUPPY !!!! Saw the pups Parents and Aunts and Uncles…The place was Neat and Clean… Got all the Vet stuff sayin he was Heathy… She said if after I took it to my Vet and She found anything wrong with it or if for any reason I wasn’t happy… I COULD BRING IT BACK !!! She was such a sweet lady…And I was darn lucky.

YA WANT TO SEE A PICTURE ?????????

NO !!!!!!! ROFLOL !!!!!!

Just KIDDIN !!!!.....But I can’t show ya one until Tomorrow OK !!!!
I Don’t have pictures yet….But I’ll fling ya one Tommorow I HOPE !!!!! LOL

I GOT TO RUN !!!!!!

Sorry this was so long but….. HEY !!! took me 42 days to find this dang thing…I just took 1,800 words to tell ya about it…. WHAT A DEAL !!!!! ROFLOL !!!!

I WUBS YA…… MERRY DANG CHRISTMAS !!!!!

 

(CC runs in)
(CC hangs his head)
(CC looks up wif his lower lip hung out lookin sorry and stuff)

I'm havin...HOLIDAY TENSION HERE !!!!! LOL.... And Don't even dare ask me if I'm all ready for Christmas.... DON'T DO IT !!!!.. I might end it all right HERE !!!
(lol)

I don't know about you folks...But it's seems EVERY DANG YEAR one of my Wimmins turn to me with them pertty eyes blinkin all cute and stuff...And And And...They look at me and say sumfin like.
DAD...Or Hon....Ya know what I'd really like for Christmas... And Well with me being a model Male type....I'd say... Whats that Hon ????

AND RIGHT THEN !!!! My Arse gets in trouble...DATS when I should just fling um a huge pile of money and say....Here ya go....Get what ya want..... BUT I'd NEVER DO THAT !!!!!!... But I'd sure like to try it ONCE !!!! LOL.

Well THIS YEARS !!!!! Gift from Hades is a large part of the reason you haven't seen me around much for the PAST MONTH or two....Yeah DATS RIGHT One of my Wimmin has asked me for sumfin DAT has taken up all my FREE TIME SERCHIN FOR !!!!. I GOT ATTACKED BY WIMMIN'S FEELINGS !!!!! (lol)

I might have to do two or three blogs about this...Cause...Well...I SPENT 42 DAYS !!!!! and a few Advil tryin to Do this... 42 DAYS !!!!!!! (blink..blink)

(Day One)
My Loverly 14 year old daughter Kaitlin come up to me and sits down and looks me in the eye one night and says....Dad.... Ya know Hannah has Bisquit (DA CAT !!!) and they play and sleep together and....and...and (this is where she hits me with the PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE DAD LOOK)
She says.... Dad....Ya know the ONLY THING I'd like for CHristmas this year is.....is.....is.... A PUPPY !!!!!! Now Dad....I know you don't want a dog right now but I don't want a BIG DOG... I want a little Tiny Dog that will stay in the house most the time and I can snuggle with and carry around...A SMALL DOG.

WELL !!!! (and please don't take this the wrong way)
I HATE SMALL TINY DOGS !!!!! OK OK OK....I don't hate them... I just wonder why folks want a Dog Dat the Cat can whooooop up on.... I mean I when I think of a dog... I think of a Ugly Snarlyfaced hunk of skin dat would lay his life on the line to protect ya.... A MUT wif ADDITUDE !!!!! NOW DATS A DOG !!!!

WELL !!! Ya see Kaitlin has been with me now for 14 years and well she's a smart child so....She was ready when I laughed at her and said... NO WAY !!!.. I'll get ya a Fish dat has a BlueFace and puffs his face up when ya look at it...

Well Kaitlin said.....DAD !!!!!!.... I think Mom....(dats Mrs.CC) would also like to have something around to keep her company and snuggle with while she's here all alone during the day..... POW !!!!!!!.... ( She was going fer my heart !!!)

I said HON.... A Puppy is going to change the way we do stuff around here...Cause them things are like a Baby... Ya got to be around to make sure they don't Crap in your shoes and stuff...or..or chew your underware...OR THEY CHEW DA CABLE TO MY TV !!!!!!!!!

DA NEXT THING DAT HAPPEN !!!!! Was Mrs CC walks in the room and SHE GOT THE SAME LOOK ON HER FACE KAITLIN DID !!!!!!....

AND THEN HANNAH WALKS IN WIF HER CAT !!!!!

OH OH OH !!!!!! They whole heap of them was brangin out the BIG GUNS !!!!!
MY DANG WIFE !!!!! Looks at me and says... I'd like some company while you all are off workin and going to school.....Hannah Said....Yeah Dad... Mom always said she would like a dog that would stay in the house and not Chew on folks pullin in the drive way...

I LOOKED AT DA CAT !!!!! ........ And He was LICKIN HIS LIPS !!!!!.....Now I know just what she was THINKIN !!!!..... Yeah Dad ya softy butthead jerk...Get them Wimmins a Dog...A REAL SMALL ONE that can fit down my THROAT without much chewin... And...And... Can ya get me one dat tastes like CHICKEN !!!!!!!!! (lol)

WELL I TOLDS THEM FLAT OUT NO !!!!!!....And I flung 20 or 30 real SUCKY reasons why we coulnd't get a puppy... Yeah I flung every reason in the book...And LET ME TELL YA !!!!!.... 42 days later...I still don't think they are over me just sayin flat out NO !!!!!.....

WHAT ????????

I TOLD THEM WIMMINS ........... NO !!!!!!!!
(blink..blink)...... Well.... Don't look at me like DAT !!!!!....I didn't mean NO !!!!...I just meant......NO !!!!!! I'll think about it....... Whitch lasted 8 hours before I knew I better get them a DANG HUNK OF DOG BAIT !!!!! ....a.....a....a SMALL DOG !!

Yip....yip....yipyip...yip...(bites ankles)...yip yip yip....OUCH !!!!!!!!!

GAWD !!!!!!!!!!

WELL !!!!!!! It took me a week tryin to find out just what kinda small dogs da world held.....GOOD GAWD !!!!! they got

Shit-who's
Cocker-poos
Poopy-crockers
peekid-poo's
peking-nose
slugs...or...plugs....ummmmmm PUGS...yeah dats it.

I mean they got a whole heap of little hairballed yapper faces....

WELL !!!!!!!..... I knew nuffin about these things.....cause I've never THOUGHT i'd HAVE OR NEED ONE !!!!!!..... So I went online and looked around tryin to make my mind up on witch flavor yapperface I was going to brang home.

OMG DANG LAWD !!!!!!...... After about four days of this lookin and readin on the internet....I WAS FREAKED OUT !!!!!.... SO I FIGGERED !!!!

I'd take a road trip to go look at these dogs face to face...... So I called this place about a hour from me and read off the list of puppies I was interested in seein...DA DUDE SAID !!!! Yes Sir Mr.CC we got all them right here and we would love for you to come up and take a look.

WELL DAT HIT ME FUNNY !!!!!.....I thought DANG !!!!....I'm glad he's got all them puppies up there so I only have to go ONE PLACE....(later I would say to myself).....YOU IDIOT !!!!!.....You should have known what kind of place your are going to.

YUP !!!!!.....But I got to go now......PLUS !!!!... I'm sure this is way to long...So I'll be back to fling more of this at ya......IT GETS BAD BEFORE IT GETS GOOD !!
(just to warn ya)

Yip.......Yip.......YIPYIPYIP OUCH !!!!!!!!!! GAWD !!!!!!

I Wub you folks !!!!!!



 

Ya know what I found OUT ??????

I found out that if you don't fling GLOBS for a extended peroid of time.. That when you do sit and look at the blank space where your tryin to stick one of these things ...Well....IT's....ummmmm.....EMPTY !!!!

This is the first day off I've had in 27 days..And well.. With Christmas RIGHT AROUND DA CORNER !!!!! (sorry Scarlett)....Well... I GOT WAY TO MUCH STUFF ON MY DANG MIND !!!!! LOL.

And I know when you Saw my Name come up you thought.

1) Dang CC just posted...I wonder what mind bendin hunk of perfection he's tossed at us !!!
or:
2) Oh MAN !!!! CC has prolly found the meanin of life...and wants to share his brain leakage wif us !!!
or
3) I bet when I read CC's blog I'm gonna CRY !!!!... Cause he flings his words with such perttiness and stuff.
or
or or
4) I wonder what nice things CC has said about his friend Tor Today...I bet he will warm my heart with his supportive Comments about his buddy.
(dat one hurt) lol.
OR PROLLY YOU WILL BE THANKIN 5 !!!!!!

WHO THE HECK IS CC !!!!!!.....AND AND AND... Why in the world would a dude like that be coming in here flingin such a CRAPPY HEAP OF ALMOST WORDS !

I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO WRITE !!!!!! MY HEAD IS FULL !!!!!.... And and I GOT TIME ISSUES !!!!!....

PLUS !!!!!....Man I read some fine BLOGS this morning.... I miss the heck out of you folks... I GOT A BALLANCE ISSUE !!!!!... You folks are suppose to keep ME BALLANCED !!!!.... I NEED YOU !!!!!!

(CC kicks DA DIRT !!!!!)

But as you know the FAULT IS ALL MINE HERE !!!!....Heck I know you folks would ballance me if I was in here causin ya head pain... I know ya be more than Happy to help ease my mind and tell me to RELAX...

Well ya know I have never RELAXED real good my whole life...Dats why my word flingin sucks.... I CAN'T FOCUS !!!!..... ***SIGH***

I SWEAR !!!! the next time I come in here I'm not going to complain about not being able to get in here...I'm just gonna Fling a Glob like I've been here everyday.
YUP !!!!! It will be like the old days. I'll.......I'll

1) Flex my brain muscles and...Fling some mind numbin pain
2) I'll call Tor names and peeve him off.
3) I'll fling hugs to all the loverly ladies
4) I'll....I'll...make ya all think... WHAT THE HECK DID HE SAY ??
or....or.
5) If I'm havin a real good day....YA MIGHT GET ALL OF THIS STUFF !!!

(The crowd yells....OH GREAT !!!...And yanks me off thier favorite list)

(blink...blink)
HEY !!!!! STOP DAT !!!!

Who knows If I start Globbin regular again.... I MIGHT EVEN HAVE A TOPIC TO GLOB ABOUT !!!!!! ( CC scratches his head) I got to try that topic thing once..who knows... I might suprise myself.

(Dang I think I'm gonna delete MYSELF from my Favorites List thing)

HEY CAN I DELETE MYSELF ?????? I SUCK !!!!! LOL !!!!!!

Well if ya read all this.....****sigh***.... What can I tell ya...

My Name is CC !!!!....Ya got to watch out WHO'S BLOG YOUR OPENING !!!!!

ADIVIL is Ober ----------------------------------------> on you way out.

Please have a wonderful Day... And..And.. I WUBS YA !!!!




 

Well I have had to work on the boat for the last few days...I'm working for My Boss cause HE !!!!!! Is on Vaction down in one of them Islands where da dang sun is beatin down on him and the young girls walk around with them swim suitsdat ain't nuffin but floss and bandaids... (Not that I ever seen stuff like dat)
Now all the while said Boss dude is frolickin in da sand...(well lets take this morning) I was out on the Upper Chesapeake Bay at 3:00am this morning and it was DANG 22 degrees...wif the wind blowin 25knots from the North West...and and and...the real feel temp was somewhere between.... A PINGUIN PARTY and Just havin your body parts fallin off.
AND YOU FOLKS UP NORTH !!!!! I don't want to hear nuffin about....Well That ain't cold CC...Shoot it's -17 here and the mailman is froze to the mailbox outside my house........I don't want to hear it !!!!!! (roflol) IT's COLD !!!!!!
The real feel air temp is about 6deg. right now....And I think for you folks dat use that Cellulose...ummm...Celery....ummm....CELL-SEE-US !!! (lol) well I think it's about 5,000,000 below freezin in dat scale.. (lol)

Well really is not all that bad cause the water is still water....I hope it stays water for a long long time too....Cause I hate to use da.....da....(Ice word)

Well On another subject.... HELP !!!!!!!! LOL.
I got a heap of Wimmins I got to buy Christmas stuff for !!!!!....LOL.
I got a tree to SLAY !!!!!
I got to figure out how to mess with their minds so they don't think they are gettin what they told me to get um for Christmas...(CC is very good at this) heheheeee.

OH YES I DO !!!!!.... I'll have my kids so worked up by Christmas morning they will be thinkin I got them Dog treats and Cat toys....Poor Hannah wants a Ipod thing... I told her that I was gettin her a Vacume Cleaner and some windex...I said this is the year I'm gonna train her to be a Cleanin Godess so her future husband don't have to scrub terlets and stuff.... CAN YA BELEIVE SHE CALLED ME BAD NAMES !!!! Heheheheee.
Now Kaitlin just wants Money so she can buy New Clothes and Wimmin beauty Products....WELL I TOLD HER !!!! dat Givin out money to your kids instead of givin gifts is in BAD TASTE !!!! I told her I'd go out and pick out her New clothes..LOL... I've been showin her pictures from Mrs CC's catalogs...LOL...
(I'd say)
Hey Kaitlin !!!!! I'm gettin ya this....( A Perty brown pant suit for a older wimmins)....(I'd hear)
OMG DAD NO !!!!!! Don't you DARE !!!! That's something you should buy for MOM or Grandmom....Well I told her I already bought Mom a Belt Sander and a Sexy Drill press.... (then I hear)
YOU WOULDN'T DARE EXPECT ME TO WEAR THAT !!!!!
(this is were I just look at her and not say a word).....heheheeeeee.

And she runs to her Mom.....MOM !!!!! tell Dad he's not allowed to buy me any Christmas Presents !!!! EVER !!!!!.......(dang I was hurt) LOL.

OH YEAH !!!! You can bet your arse the first thing she opens on Christmas will be a Ugly Thing I buy from Goodwill... LOL..... (I know I'm a Bad person) LOL.

But Come Christmas....They will be scared to death....LOL

DANG I LOVE THE HOLIDAYS !!!!!!!!! Hehehehehe.


MOM !!!!!! Dad said he was gonna get me a Tunafish for Christmas !!!!!
He said if I rub it on my hair it will make it Shine real good...MOM !!!! Tell him NOT to buy me Nothing !!!!!!

(hehehee...life is tough livin wif MEEEEEEeeeeeeeeee)

MOM !!!!! DAD said he was gonna buy me a pet CHICKEN !!!!!! I don't want NO CHICKEN !!!! I want a PUPPY !!!!!....
HEY PARTYDUDE !!!! send me a CHICKEN !!!! My girls will just LOVE IT TO DEATH !!!!! hehehheeeee.

Mrs.CC just tells me I shouldn't get the girls so worked up....Heheheheee.
WHERE IS THE FUN IN DAT !!!!!!!.... LOL.

HEY GIRLS !!!! I GOT IT !!!!!..... How bout a set of them Jammies Wif the feet on um...... And maybe a few pine cones...Ya know you can use them as hair curlers RIGHT ?????
MOM !!!!!!!!!!!!!

(CC shrugs)
Geeeeze ya think I'd wrap up Pine Cone's for them..... (CC puts DAT on his list)
LOL.

BYE !!!!!!! I got Joy To SPREAD !!!!!! heheheheheee