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Fishin' for ZooDuck 3		Rated: 18+
the pond gets deeper...
by: Zoo	Avg Rating: (49)

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Entry #407430, added on 02-17-06 @ 2:42 pm EST.
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Title: underwear issues

So, what is one to do when faced with an ass that insists on eating one's underwear?

Depending on the size of said ass, that could be a lot to speculate on. What can you do? Sure, certain covert adjustments can be made on the run, but when these measures fail to solve the problem, what then?

Grin and bare it? Turn the other cheek?

You can't walk around with your hand down the back of your pants all day long. The customers wouldn't buy the new chicken sandwiches anymore.

You could remove the offending undergarments and go commando, but then what if your ass is vengeful and full of spite? It just might devour your jeans next, and then you'd have a much worse problem.

The worst wedgie that I can imagine would be the one that goes past just being a wedgie and actually swallows up every stitch of clothing you happen to be wearing... and the motorcycle you used to be riding.

Hope you had a helmet on.

Zoo
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