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The Exciting Life of Pizza Delivery
Because sometimes being the cliché college kid can be fun - or at least entertaining.
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Entry #440893, added on 07-16-06 @ 2:27 am EDT
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July 16, 2006 - Shit, shit, shitEntry #440893
from Saturday...
Pizzas Delivered: 11
Total to Date: 236

Today was the worse.

Started out all right. I dropped a stack of boxes on my head, Charles laughed at me, I laughed at me, it was fun.

But then I hit a bird with my car.

And things spiralled out of control from there.

The worse thing that happened: I lost a $50 bill and had to end up paying it back with my tip money. So my total in tips tonight: $-0.53. That sucks ass. Major monkey ass. Major shitty monkey ass.

We were so busy all night, but it was the type of busy where I spent 54 minutes of an hour in my car only delivering two pizzas. I mean, fuck that. I was driving across town left and right. I didn't think I'd ever get out of there tonight. And Taylor, who was supposed to go home at 10:00 had to say until seriously 12:45. Doesn't that blow balls?

I just hope tomorrow goes better.

And this is thinking way in advance, but I need to plan some party for when I reach my 1000th delivered pizza. Maybe I could even hold some sort of contest here on W.Com. That would be cool. But I have plenty of time to think of something to do. Especially with the way its been going lately. I may never make it!

Happy thoughts...happy thoughts...be optimistic...happy thoughts.

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