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Entry #605320, added on 09-03-08 @ 9:19 pm EDT
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March 1, 2006- Soft Butch 64Entry #605320
March 1, 2006 - Wednesday

Soft Butch- 64
Category: Quiz/Survey

1. Have you ever fallen asleep between a woman's naked thighs after sex?
+ 10

2. Have you ever used the shower head as a sexual toy?
+ 5

3. Do you put deodorant on after you discover a smell?
+ 5

4. Do you know how to operate a standard transmission?
+ 1

5. Do you use a tampon or a maxipad?
tampon + 5 maxi pad - 5

6. Have you ever blown your nose in the wind?
+ 10

7. Do you spend more than 15 minutes a week worried about your nails?
- 10

8. Do you grocery shop like the store will be gone tomorrow?
- 5

9. Do you chew tobacco?
+ 15

10. Can you operate power tools?
+ 1

11. Have you ever had stitches as a result of operating a power tool?
+ 10

12. Could you go without showering after a full day of work?
- 10

13. Do you own more than 1 hair dryer or curling iron?
- 5

14. Does your grocery list consist of cucumbers or squash?
+ 5

15. When tasked to buy paint, is your first thought "nail polish?"
- 5

16. Have you ever been referred to as "Sir?"
+ 5

17. Have you ever been asked to leave the ladies room?
+ 10

18. Have you ever been asked to leave the men's room?
- 10

19. Do you prefer hand lotion or motorcycle grease?
lotion - 5 grease + 5

20. Is the hair under your arm longer than the hair on your head?
+ 10

21. Do you wear steel-toed boots?
+ 3

22. Do you often make trips to the 7-11 for after sex munchies for your partner?
+ 1

23. Have you ever taken a woman home from a bar the same night you met her?
+ 3

24. Do you collect panties from your one-night stands?
+ 5

25. Have you ever held a job that required you to lift more than your girlfriend?
+ 10

26. Do you have a woman's name tattooed on your body?
+ 10 for each name

27. Would you rather BBQ or bake?
BBQ + 10 bake - 10

28. Do you use nail clippers or your teeth?
nail clippers - 5 teeth + 5

29. Do you smell your food before you eat it?
- 1

30. Do you have facial hair that you groom?
+ 15

31. Is your screen name or nick name intimidating to others?
+ 10

32. Do you wear panties, underwear, or boxers?
panties - 20 underwear +1 boxers + 5

33. Do you own more women's clothes or men's clothes?
women's - 5 men's + 5

34. Do you wear a team ball cap? Cowboy hat? Sun bonnet?
ball cap + 1 cowboy hat + 1 bonnet - 15

35. When you belch, do people applaud?
+10

36. Do you spend more money on hardware or makeup?
hardware + 5 makeup - 10

37. Do you read the instructions before assembling?
- 5

38. Do you use a napkin or do you wipe your hands on your clothes?
napkin - 5 clothes + 1

39. Does your wedding band have more diamonds than your partner's?
- 5

40. Do you squash insects and bugs with your bare hands?
+10

Scores

0 or below - start looking into a floral print for your spring dress, you ultra femme you.
1 to 20 - better make a manicure appointment soon
21 to 40 - take caution in the men's room
41 to 80 - soft butch
81 to 120 - brass butch
121 to 160 - stone butch
161 and up - seek immediate therapy








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