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My blog. Dunno what's gonna be in it, but, we'll see :)
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This is my blogEntry #674813
Just thought of this and wanted to share it. Yeah, I know I have a weird sense of humor sometimes. And before I get any angry comments from military supporters, my dad was a Marine and I am very proud of him. This in no way means I don't support our troops. I love the soldier, hate the war. However, any Windows fanatics who want to bring it, feel free to do so. Anyway, here it is:

Blogger's creed

This is my blog.

There are many like it, but this one is mine.

My blog is my best friend. It is my therapist.

I must prattle on to it as I would a therapist.

My blog without me is useless. Without my blog, I am useless.

I must write in my blog only truths.

I must flame harder than the asshole who's trying to flame me.

I must make him or her cry like a little girl before they make me cry like a little girl. I will...

My blog and myself know that what counts in cyberspace is not the language we choose,

the quality of our profanities, nor the ideas we have.

We know it is the hits that count. We will get hits...

My blog is human, even as I, because if it's my therapist, it would be kinda crazy if it wasn't, wouldn't it?

Thus, I will learn it as a brother.

I will learn its weaknesses, its strengths, its bugs that crash my browser window in mid-rant and leave me wanting to punch a small kitten.

I will ever guard it against the ravages of spam and virus.

I will keep my blog updated and current, even as I am updated and current.

We will become part of each other. We will...

Before Jeebus I swear this creed.

My blog and myself are the defenders of my sanity.

We are the masters of the 1337.

We are the saviors of my life.

So be it, until there is no enemy, but Bill Gates.

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