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Faucets
A continuation of my flowing thoughts, deluge of dreams and waterfalls of words.
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Entry #680433, added on 12-19-09 @ 5:24 pm EST
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The funny side of dating...Entry #680433
My friends and I spent some parts of last night discussing the art of the pickup line. All relationships need to start somewhere and me, having a bit of bad luck in relationships decided to change my approach so I have been coming up with short; honest openers.

I have no car, no job, and no money... so can I borrow yours and take you out?

Here's one for the season of Christmas...

I left my Mistletoe at home but I can tell by the way you are looking at me that you want to kiss me

This is the most honest one of the bunch but in so writing it I have to reveal my source for my inspiration... A Viagra commercial

I have four hour erections... and I'd rather use it than lose it

I know that these lines have no chance of working and I don't think that is a bad thing right now...

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