If I tell you now, you'll never read it.

Well, being on another planet, you may never see this, but I distinctly remember Nada seeing you out sunning yourself by the pool. Are you a lizard yet?

Terrible what you did to CC.

Hubbyspeaks, appropriate. As is Nada having her arm up your ass.

I was thinking Three Stooges.

Late as usual, where'd everybody go?

Nice to see you Hubby Dude. And then there were three... what you gonna call yourselves??? The Three Musketeers???

OH...OH!!!..OH !!!! (CC shakes his head)

Now DAT !!!! was underhanded.

Tor called me on the phone last night and read this hunk of word windage...And And And...I must say I just thought...
WHO IN THE HECK PULLED HIS CHAIN !!!!!(ROFLOL)

HUBBY DUDE !!!!! Man it great to see ya...And well...It's great to see this entry even if ya did just...POUND ME TO DEATH !!!!

But do me a favor....Take a look over that at the group of Dudes you have put your self with.

There is Dan...Standing there in his jammies..with holes in them so his knobby knees hang out.
And then there is TOR...In his Fishnet Stocking with matchin garterbelt. (We won't say nuffin about his knees...NASTY NASTY NASTY)
THEN there is that dude standin in a box of Froot-loops...

(CC shakes his head)

SOOOOOOOooooooooo. I think you should just tell Mr. Scott to beam your tailsection over there with that fine lookin pile of loud mouth back stabbers...CAUSE YOUR ON DA LIST MR !!!!!!

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ROFLOL !!!!! This is going to be good...
OH !!! while your standin over there with them dudes. Can ya try to get those guys to cover up them legs !!!!!! I don't any of use need to see DAT !!!!! I'll be talkin to ya !!!!!
Heheheheheheee

Do we take it that space travel and alien intervention have turned you GREEN?

Nada, will you WHACK him for us CC Wubbing Wimmins?

Well, it's about time you came back to Earth, and with not a minute to spare. Just so's you know, I've volunteered to keep score when rumble time comes. Got my popcorn and candy all ready for the big show. Send me one them there telepathic messages before it starts though... don't want to be late!!!

Hey, Hubbyspeaks, I KNEW there was a good reason we hadn't seen you around. It does my soul good to see that me an' Tor aren't alone in the world. Hey, we feel sorta like Custer at the Little Big Horn, "Where'd they all come from!!!"

But you better be careful; the yeller dude will come after ya with his sword (flashlight).

(Psssst...Nada's one of his secret agents)

I just found a cute little place on a little rock....or was it Little Rock AK? How's dat?

LOL LOL LOL!!! CC, consider your sorry butt SPANKED(much like you did the monkey, btw).

Hubby, dude, it's good of you to stop by and even better of you to travel all the way from Xybercram1673 to lend your somewhat dry voice of reason into this mess CC has once again started.

Hey...speaking of real estate...you think you could keep your eye out for a little fixer-upper sitting on maybe five acres (or a moon, whichever) I been looking for more room for all my animals!

At this point, I would honestly not be interested in mainstream publishing, after everything I've read about it. I want my rights to my work and I don't want to make 10 cents per sale while the company makes $4-5 a sale. (Agreeing with Mavis.) I can buy and sell my own books and make $4-5 a book if I sell it at the listing price.

Just a tip: even traditionally published authors are expected to promote themselves. The companies do very little promotion for new authors. If that's what you're counting on, you're likely to be disappointed.

I'm a writer. I'm a very serious writer, and I don't want my work unread simply because it doesn't fulfill a niche. It is not an easy route, but I believe in my work enough to make the effort.