... I was just doing some science.

Yesterday I pwn'd this presentation in class, and now I have like a free week of booze, babes and borscht. To celebrate I went and bought a video game, which sounds sort of lame when said aloud. I should have gone to the bar what has them poles that don't act as structural supports, I know, but I was in gaming mood. Video games keep me at home, they save money and I don't have to shower to play. In other words, I crave lazy.

What game did you get, Zack? Halo ODST? I bet that was it. And you bet wrong fool!

Street Fighter IV was the winner HADOUKEN!!!! to your face. Since like 1994 Street Fighter hasn't just been a video game I enjoy, it's been my way of life. Playing the game is like reading a textbook on successful living. Travel the globe, see the sights and fight in back alleys with a crowd repeating the same cheering motions over and over; Mouth open, fist in air. Mouth closed, fist at side. Mouth open, fist in air. Mouth closed, fist at side .

It's got something for everybody. You wanna be American be Ken, you wanna be a US service man be Guile, you want to be an obese American be Rufus. You wanna be a thick-thighed Chinese girl wearing a thong be Chun Li... please be Chun li.

Provided her piss-test comes back clean TheWýtçhè - Away Indefinitely won last weekends SUPER STUMPER in the tie break, but it remains close and all points roll over into this weekend.