... this has got to end.

That's right, I quit. I quit WdC forever!

I used to always be like, "No, go say hi to those peeps. I know you want to read books about Narnia, but there will be time for that later"... but there never was! And now there will be plenty of time for books about Narnia! I'm crapping my pants I'm so fking excited about Narnia and st.

So yeah, this is good-bye. Let's not make a thing of it, I mean, it was bound to happen eventually. We were just right for each other in a moment, and now that's passed... and you put on weight, but this isn't about you, it's about me - and Narnia, fking Narnia Forever! You'll meet someone new, I can't promise awesome like me, but certainly new.

Oh, and I really want my Thundercats T-shirt back, cause it's, like, rad and st. Could you just mail it to me? Fine, keep it.

Look, I don't know what you want me to say so you'll stop crying... I'm just going to go. You've got my e-mail if you need to ask me anything about Narnia or something. We're cool right? You're not going to, like, stalk me or trash my car or anything, yeah? Well, whatever. Later.