... egg on my face!

Did you know perineum meant taint. As in, "it taint your ass and it taint your balls, it's your taint", taint!?!?!

Cause I did! I was rubbing my taint all over this site for weeks if not days! I can just imagine over in the children's genre, every time my handle would pass by they'd cover their eyes and shriek in fear of my taint. I bet they can still taste it!!!

I had e-mailed Paige Turner , Yellow Witch ~ Busybee and Problematic Content to document my taint on WdC (with my taint), and yesterday the site 5-0 finally caught me! Sophy mostly offline til 2/28 was kind enough to share this exchange with me:

Sophy mostly offline til 2/28 : Your handle has been cleared. Handles must be E rated. Perineum is not E rated.

Z Perineum ( (: Whaaaa - , but, I don't understand!?! What's going on!?!

Sophy mostly offline til 2/28 : What don't you understand? How do you define Perineum?

Z Perineum ( (: I define it as "I have a Perineum Membership to WdC". What'choo got?

Sophy mostly offline til 2/28 : That would be Premium Membership. Not Perineum Membership. But if you want to change your handle to "I have a Premium Membership" then go for it. Just not Perineum.

So close! I thought I'd get her to define it for me! In any event, Sophy and I shared something in that short exchange. We bonded over taint, and that's about the tightest bond that can be made.

Now it's back to the drawing board to find out other ways to make WdC my personal fun house. Any suggestions? What hi-jinx should I try next?