... and it consists of this: http://howto.wired.com/wiki/Read_a_Barcode?utm_source=feedburner&utm_medium...

Until this very moment, you never thought about teaching yourself to read barcodes with your naked eyes, and now you can't stop thinking about it can you?

It's been raining here for forty days straight. No lie, only slight exaggeration. I have a headache, and think I have the flu. Not even swine flu, I'm so passe I've got bird flu.

Did you hear about this book by Sarah Palin? "Going Rogue" is the title... which, as we all know WASP fiscal conservatives have always been considered revolutionary, and counter-culture. Especially here in the United States. That broad's a regular Che Guevara.

I think she's a walking insult to intelligence, but that's just me. A lot of people like her cause she's folksy and speaks in small words. They want to see her president cause, hey, if this country is going to go down the crapper it may as well do it with all the class and sophistication of a NASCAR race.

Anyhoo, did you know today is INTERNATIONAL UNDERWEAR LIBERATION DAY. That's right, another year has passed and we once again liberate ourselves from our undies. So, tell me, how are you celebrating without under-drawers today?