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| THE MANIFESTO REMIX You've been pwn'd by ☡.☠ ** Images For Use By Upgraded+ Only ** |
| 1. I Am Crowning... | ID #674536 |
| Posted: 11-3-2009 @ 12:30 pm EST | |
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... that's how close I am to birthing this secret all over your face. Better boil some water, yo. ** Images For Use By Upgraded+ Only ** Building a more perfect site one mullet and rocking robot at a time. That's what we, the WdC-letariat (otherwise known as "black cases"), do for you bourge-yellows. Oh wow, Z-nificent, way to bring the class struggle into it And that brings me to this point, why are there so many lumpen-WdC-letariats on here now? Thomas Harper, Dragonfly, Paulie, Deb-O, ES Morgan... where have they gone? According to Kirk Cameron and the authors of the "Left Behind" series, they were taken to heaven by God in the rapture Which means I'm stuck here with you people until you go to hell and I inherit the earth as the Omega Man. Bound to happen, I can prove it scientifically. You divide douche-baggedry by awesomnimity, measure the slope, FOIL it, and then subtract wankerocity. If your answer is "Zack" then you're me and awesome. Oh, I didn't realize your name was Thomas Dolby... you just got blinded by science! |