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The Manifesto Remix
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THE MANIFESTO REMIX
You've been pwn'd by ☡.☠

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1.  I Am Crowning...ID #674536 
Posted: 11-3-2009 @ 12:30 pm EST 

... that's how close I am to birthing this secret all over your face. Better boil some water, yo.

You know how a few days ago when I asked what everyone thought WdC lacked, Problematic Content noted that this site needed a midget with a mullet... delivered!

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Building a more perfect site one mullet and rocking robot at a time. That's what we, the WdC-letariat (otherwise known as "black cases"), do for you bourge-yellows. Oh wow, Z-nificent, way to bring the class struggle into it

And that brings me to this point, why are there so many lumpen-WdC-letariats on here now? Thomas Harper, Dragonfly, Paulie, Deb-O, ES Morgan... where have they gone? According to Kirk Cameron and the authors of the "Left Behind" series, they were taken to heaven by God in the rapture *Sad*.

Which means I'm stuck here with you people until you go to hell and I inherit the earth as the Omega Man. Bound to happen, I can prove it scientifically. You divide douche-baggedry by awesomnimity, measure the slope, FOIL it, and then subtract wankerocity. If your answer is "Zack" then you're me and awesome.

Oh, I didn't realize your name was Thomas Dolby... you just got blinded by science!


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