... can be found, please accept this substitute.

http://www.wired.com/thisdayintech/2009/11/1105back-to-the-future

That's right, on this date 54 years ago, the flux capacitor was conceived. The world has never been the same.

So, fk the Yankees. I hate the Yankees. The Phillies really needed to plan on using Lee three times, the third time would have been last night to get them into game seven. Four day, five day rests can't be had in the post season. Nu-hu, not on my watch.

Bad news, team. The documentary being made about my life Awesome: The Z-Bomb Story has been given an NC-17 rating by the MPAA for, and I quote, "being too god-dned potent, its mere viewing may cause pregnancy and/or restless leg syndrome". Son of a... thankfully though, there is a substitute. I think the following video portrays how I live quite well.