... pretty bad fight yesterday, but I forgive you. In fact, I reward you:

... this has got to end.

That's right, I quit. I quit WdC forever!

I used to always be like, "No, go say hi to those peeps. I know you want to read books about Narnia, but there will be time for that later"... but there never was! And now there will be plenty of time for books about Narnia! I'm crapping my pants I'm so fking excited about Narnia and st.

So yeah, this is good-bye. Let's not make a thing of it, I mean, it was bound to happen eventually. We were just right for each other in a moment, and now that's passed... and you put on weight, but this isn't about you, it's about me - and Narnia, fking Narnia Forever! You'll meet someone new, I can't promise awesome like me, but certainly new.

Oh, and I really want my Thundercats T-shirt back, cause it's, like, rad and st. Could you just mail it to me? Fine, keep it.

Look, I don't know what you want me to say so you'll stop crying... I'm just going to go. You've got my e-mail if you need to ask me anything about Narnia or something. We're cool right? You're not going to, like, stalk me or trash my car or anything, yeah? Well, whatever. Later.

... enegger, you slay me!

So I guess California State Assemblyman Tom Ammiano told Arnold to "kiss his gay ass" once. Now he got his reply via a note that came with a veto on one of Ammiano's bills.

http://www.wired.com/threatlevel/2009/10/schwarzenegger/

Classic. I can't vote in California, but if I could I doubt I would have ever voted for him. There's something about voting for the star of Kindergarten Cop (as great a movie as it was) that just doesn't sit with me. After this though... well, who are we kidding I still couldn't vote for him.

Have you seen this movie yet? One of Italy's finest!

... of the Zesticular Dancer:

... mn, grrrrl. Lorien (or Lo-Lo as she prefers to be called) was correct, Duff Man's secret shame is his lexdysia. She wins one internet.

Did you hear this story about Limbaugh's reporting on a supposed college thesis by Obama?1 Long/short, it was a gag from some bloggers page, and Limbaugh reported it as fact and then had to recant. When he did though he said that it sounded true enough to him. It had that "truthiness" factor to it. That is, it's not true, but it feels true. Or "truth that comes from the gut, not books", as Colbert defined it.

Like this website about Glenn Beck: http://glennbeckrapedandmurderedayounggirlin1990.com/.

If there was anyone that I think would have raped and murdered a young girl in 1990, it's Glenn Beck. I can just taste the truth oozing off of this.

Do you wanna rock?... I SAID DO YOU WANNA ROCK!

Footnotes
1  http://buzz.yahoo.com/buzzlog/93122?fp=1

... upon us! Can you dig the new, special, limited edition handle!?!

Z.˚rz Bwa-ha-ha-ha-ha!!! Be afraid! Be very afraid! No, it isn't one of the votable ones, but ripping you off of your democratic privaleges is just a part of the Handleween tradition!!!

And now...

... it's time for your SATURDAY STUMPER

On "The Simpsons", what is Duff Man's "secret shame"? That's Duff Man's self-confessed "secret shame".
 

... late edition of The Remix. Tonight's guest are my pride and trapped wind.

Saw VI is out in theaters... cause apparently we didn't cover all we needed to with the previous 5. When someone asks you to define "worn out" you can simply tell them to "see Saw"... and then enjoy the Vaudevillian humor that follows.

Yesterday, we lost two genres to that baby. Erotica and Self-help have sniff, sniff made the ultimate sacrifice for WdC, semper fi. I don't think the social ramifications of this loss will be felt for some time yet. There's a whole set of WdC losers out there with nothing to whack to, and then no amateur advice on how to get rid of the post-whack guilt. You know the type, guys with handles like Ellipsis or a single letter of the alphabet followed by some wingdings character to add clout. What losers.

Speaking of handles, I see that many have adopted some special Halloween handles. I think I will too. Vote for my Halloween Handle... AKA my Handleween.

A) Zaw
B) Zaw VI
C) Zoidberg's Revenge
D) Trick-or-Skeet
E) Z Thanks Anon... for their BLOOD!

Answer below after watching this special 500th entry video.

... yesterday, but I was arrested!!!!! ...













... by her beauty. Just kidding, she was ugly. But in all seriousness I woke up this morning with my biological clock going off. Set to vibrate, this clock was shaking me into a sense of my own impermanence, and reminding me that the seed I carry has yet to be planted.

So I blew the snot-balls out of my nose and ripped extra special ass. Dressed in my best sweat pants and Hard Rock Hotel T-shirt, I intend to follow my people's mating ritual. It isn't as if I haven't been out there "playing the field" as they say, but now I'm looking for something deeper, something that deals with fluid exchange.

I know, I know, you're asking "Zack, how can a man-beast such as yourself ever be tamed by the wiles of a lady creature?" and that's the question I will strive to answer.

I'm not going at this unprepared. I've taken to studying the habits of chicks. They like "Sex in the City" and hair scrunchees. I've also taken to studying with masters of this craft, as I found in the following video:

... with tasty information! I can has smarts!

Today my Research Methods class starts... can I - can I say something, please... the classes that are required of your program, they suck. It's the electives and topics classes that rock pants. If I could I wouldn't take the required classes, but that would defeat them being required. So now, I'm stuck learning how to research which is something I pretty much knew how to do already.

I've heard whispers that the prof. is a toughy. I've met her, and she doesn't seem so bad. She's an Iranian secularist, and some of my peers have had problems with their paper topics meeting her political interests. Luckily I'm a secularist too, so boom... no worries.

I can understand their worries though, one of my classmates wrote a paper for her about his native Afghanistan and how the Taliban should be separated from al-Queda and accepted as a valid political party. He got dropped to a C for referring to the Taliban as a political party firstly and then for suggesting they could be legitimized.

Personally, I'm not down with the Towelly Ban, the Bikini Ban or any of the other bans that stop me from rocking hard style on your faces. That's just what I do.

You don't look like you're laughing much... what's wrong? Did you not look at this picture and get it yet?