If a little bird told you, how did you understand it?
When Joshua "fit" the battle of Jericho, what size was it?
If Pharaoh's heart was hard, how did the blood flow?
When Jesus wept, did someone offer Him a tissue?
When Paul wrote his letters, how much was the postage?
Wouldn't the best horror film be a recreation of Revelations?
Did The Who know What they were getting into?
 

So 2012 is when the world is going to have a catastrophe, just when I'm going to retire?

If Heaven exists, why isn't it on Map Quest?

Do most people really have to dress up for Halloween, or are they fine as they are?

If trick or treaters go to a magician's door, aren't they out of luck?

Why do you have to wait hours for Urgent Care?
 

What's wrong with giving out healthy snacks on Halloween?

Why not celebrate Christ's birth on Christmas without the tree and the presents?

What is it with the competitiveness in having the most Christmas lights on your house? The meek shall inherit the Earth?

Shouldn't Thanksgiving be a meal of giving thanks and not having enough caloric intake to fill many arteries?

How do people who oppose stem cell research feel when they find out that they have a disease that might have been cured if stem cell research had been permitted without interference?

 

What does the term Halloween stand for?

What is the day after called?

What is Guy Fawkes Day?

Isn't the BBC the English Channel?

Isn't someone else's iPhone theirPhone?

The Sears Tower is now called?
 

Whoever invented Voice mail should be put on hold forever!

If you use GPS to go to your market, seek professional help!

If you say "I love you" in a text message, there's something missing somewhere.

How come reality shows are scripted?


 

Running on Empty - Electric car?

You ain't nothing but a Hound Dog - Now see here!

Layla! You got me on my knees! - May I have some kneepads, at least?

This is a Man's World! But it wouldn't be nothing without a Woman or a Girl. - So James, you are saying...

Don't Leave Me This Way - What way? Oh, you mean That way.
 

"I've got you under my skin" - Sounds like a case for House M.D.

"It's beginning to look a lot like Christmas" - Really, in Southern California?

"Where the streets have no name" - How would a GPS work then?

"I'm Henry the Eighth, I am" - Please step into the padded room.

"Every step you take, every move you make, I'll be watching you" - The perfect stalker's wedding song.




 

My late wife's Meat Loaf recipe, enjoy!

2 lbs. of chopped meat
1 can of Contadina Tomato Sauce (small)
1-1 1/2 cups of Progresso Italian Bread Crumbs
Combine in large bowl and then form loaf
Place in foil lined aluminum pan and bake 375 degrees for about 90 minutes. (the more bread crumbs, the firmer the loaf)
Strain any excess grease as needed.
Let it cool and slice it into 1/2 pieces.

 

Why are some cemeteries at dead ends?

Why do I cry only in my car on the way home from work?

Is it okay to be glad my wife passed away because she is no longer in pain?

Shouldn't there be a time limit on grief?

Isn't loneliness the worst part of losing a spouse?


 

My wife passed away on Aug 23 from bladder cancer which had spread to her liver. We were married 37 years and I miss her terribly. I am going to my first bereavement meeting tomorrow and hope it helps me to cope with the loss. I have been crying especially in the car when I hear a song that reminds me of her. I have also been talking to her when I visit her grave as if she is listening. If anyone can share any tips to help deal with the loss of a spouse, I would be grateful.