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 The Exciting Life of Pizza Delivery
Because sometimes being the cliché college kid can be fun - or at least entertaining.
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When all my friends are getting pumped for their senior year of college, for graduation, and for the real life that follows, I find myself sitting on my couch and wondering how I managed to fall back to the bottom of the ladder. How three years of study, study, study can all accumulate to nothing more than three years of party, party, party and only seventeen transferable credits. How after I've dropped out of college twice, came back twice, and changed my major a grand total of three times, it's all worth jack shit when an uptight counselor looks at my grades and tells me...

"Don't you think this is a little beneath you?"


Damn straight it is, but I don't need your stuck up ass telling me so. But it spurs a spark inside me that makes me think. Maybe I should be doing more with my life than just taking part time classes. Maybe I should do more than just pretend to job hunt and actually bring out my heavy duty bow and spear a job in it's pursqueeter.

Spring semester rolls around and I've changed my major again. Starting afresh. Job hunt for real, a few misses, hardly any hits. One week into an introductory computer class that teaches me how to use the fascinating tool of the "Start Menu" and a mind melting, brain goo inducing class that's all about Socrates and exestential bullshit, I suddenly stumble across a hidden gem that had been waiting for me to sully it.

A chorus of angels echo over the phone as a man asks, "You still looking for a job?" I squee! and then remember he doesn't speak giddy schoolgirl and tell him, "Why yes sir, I am."

There's gold in them thar hills!



And it's called Pizza Delivery...



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