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The Exciting Life of Pizza Delivery

Because sometimes being the cliché college kid can be fun - or at least entertaining.

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** #1108864 Not An Image **

When all my friends are getting pumped for their senior year of college, for graduation, and for the real life that follows, I find myself sitting on my couch and wondering how I managed to fall back to the bottom of the ladder. How three years of study, study, study can all accumulate to nothing more than three years of party, party, party and only seventeen transferable credits. How after I've dropped out of college twice, came back twice, and changed my major a grand total of three times, it's all worth jack shit when an uptight counselor looks at my grades and tells me...

"Don't you think this is a little beneath you?"

Damn straight it is, but I don't need your stuck up ass telling me so. But it spurs a spark inside me that makes me think. Maybe I should be doing more with my life than just taking part time classes. Maybe I should do more than just pretend to job hunt and actually bring out my heavy duty bow and spear a job in it's pursqueeter.

Spring semester rolls around and I've changed my major again. Starting afresh. Job hunt for real, a few misses, hardly any hits. One week into an introductory computer class that teaches me how to use the fascinating tool of the "Start Menu" and a mind melting, brain goo inducing class that's all about Socrates and exestential bullshit, I suddenly stumble across a hidden gem that had been waiting for me to sully it.

A chorus of angels echo over the phone as a man asks, "You still looking for a job?" I squee! and then remember he doesn't speak giddy schoolgirl and tell him, "Why yes sir, I am."

There's gold in them thar hills!

And it's called Pizza Delivery...

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1,642 Days 9 Hours ago, in response to "September 1, 2006 - Too Excited For Words"

Dark Messenger

said:

I hate DELL myself...you must be that lucky one in a million :p

1,806 Days 18 Hours ago, in response to "Shadow"

Sarah ßrooks~Pirate!

said:

I'm so sorry to hear that! I don't know what I'd do if our fat, lazy cat got put down... he's a part of the family. I really am sorry to hear this and I know you miss your kitty cat a whole lot, you never do forget about them, and it still makes you sad when you remember them, even if you are trying to smile at the memories.

1,904 Days 8 Hours ago, in response to "Shadow"

Dummy

said:

Hey Penny,
This is Ryan! I had an account on this site, but in frustration I deleted all of my work. I really like your writing and hope you keep doing it. Your new puppy was extremely cute. Say hi to him and the kids (cats) for me. When are you coming back to visit? Maybe Christmas break? I've heard talks of New Years celebrations. . .

1,944 Days 10 Hours ago, in response to "September 6, 2006 - Laptop!"

~♥~Krysha~♥~

said:

Does it happen to be a Gateway? I just got one. 17" can be pretty damn sweet! Not to mention being able to sit just about anywhere in the library on-campus and do whatever the hell I want on the internet...lol...

1,944 Days 10 Hours ago, in response to "September 6, 2006 - Laptop!"

~♥~Krysha~♥~

said:

1,944 Days 10 Hours ago, in response to "Shadow"

~♥~Krysha~♥~

said:

I'm so sorry! I've lost a dog that way before...He had cancer so it was all I could do. I know it hurts but a new cat will bring back the good memories from the one you lost and make it so much easier. Again, I'm so sorry you had to go through that...

1,951 Days 19 Hours ago, in response to "September 17, 2006 - Le Sigh"

Yellow Witch ~ Busybee

said:

You're MIA big time! How's school? How are you? Missed ya!

1,964 Days 5 Hours ago, in response to "September 17, 2006 - Le Sigh"

Maharani, period.

said:

::random person walks in to read your life::

Um, was the hair in the wings from where you work? That's nasty. How's your finger, the one with the cat food? I sliced mine open on a dog food can. They sewed it up wrong (no internal stitch) and now I can't bend that little tip end on my picky. ::nods her head:: I'm sure you really wanted to know that.

1,976 Days 7 Hours ago, in response to "September 1, 2006 - Classes"

Kåre Enga en Costa Rica

said:

Yes. Lap-top would be heaven! I have a variety of libraries to choose from, but sitting in the coffeehouses where they have wi-fi is way too coll

! Get out the house every chance you can get!!!!!

1,976 Days 7 Hours ago, in response to "September 14, 2006 - Exciting"

Kåre Enga en Costa Rica

said:

Considering the high wages of pizza delivery ... was that cat food you were eating or feeding the cat?

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#98. Shadow
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#97. September 17, 2006 - Le Sigh
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#96. September 17, 2006 - Whoa...
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#95. September 14, 2006 - Exciting
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#94. September 6, 2006 - Laptop!
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#93. September 3, 2006 -Mind Boggle
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#92. September 2, 2006 - Pizza, Pizza
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#91. September 1, 2006 - Classes
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#90. September 1, 2006 - Too Excited For Words
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#89. August 31, 2006 - Pastor's Kids
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#88. August 30, 2006 - First Day of Class
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#87. August 29, 2006 - Also..
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#86. August 29, 2006 - Updated Movie list
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#85. August 28, 2006 - Mass Chaos and Stress
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#84. August 21, 2006 - Jack Shit
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#83. August 20, 2006 - Survey
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#82. August 20, 2006 - Pizzas, pizzas, pizzas
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#81. August 20, 2006 - Horses!
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#80. August 19, 2006 - Oh...
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#79. August 19, 2006 - Packing
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#78. August 16, 2006 - Conversations with my Dad
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#77. August 16, 2006 -Joygasm
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#76. August 16, 2006 - Pizza Making
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#75. August 15, 2006 -Rating Changes
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#74. August 14, 2006 - Sight Reading
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#73. August 13, 2006- Slow...
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#72. August 13, 2006 -Wee!
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#71. August 11, 2006 - Late Night Thoughts
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#70. August 10, 2006 - Addicted
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#69. August 5, 2006 - Ahhh...
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#68. August 3, 2006 -Ugh
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#67. August 3, 2006 - Fall Schedule
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#66. August 3, 2006 -You've got to be JOKING me
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#65. August 2, 2006 -MATH!
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#64. August 1, 2006 -No Tolerance
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#63. July 31, 2006 - Dear God
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#62. July 31, 2006 - Cats
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#61. July 30, 2006 -Awesome
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#60. July 27, 2006 - LotR
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#59. July 25, 2006 -The Internet
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#58. July 24, 2006 - Shadow
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#57. July 23, 2006 - Sleep?
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#56. July 20, 2006 - Off We Go!
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#55. July 19, 2006 - Umm....
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#54. July 18, 2006 - Chocolate Crap on a Stick
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#53. July 16, 2006 - More Learning
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#52. July 16, 2006 - Shit, shit, shit
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#51. July 15, 2006 - Bowling
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#50. July 12, 2006 - Whoops
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#49. July 10, 2006 - Inner Dork
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#48. July 9, 2006 - The World Is Against Me
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#47. July 7, 2006 - Gar, I'm a Pirate!
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#46. July 5, 2006 - Successful
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#45. July 4, 2006 - Sunburn, fireworks, and bruised butts
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#44. July 2, 2006 - Hot Wings
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#43. July 2, 2006 - Tacos
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#42. July 1, 2006 - Dude...
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#41. June 30, 2006 - Debating...
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#40. June 29, 2006 -Mind Fuck
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#39. June 28, 2006 - Math Day
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#38. June 26, 2006- Math Stinks
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#37. June 24, 2006- God Hates Me
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#36. June 23, 2006 - Beer Tent
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#35. June 22, 2006- Mathematics
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#34. June 22, 2006- Stormy Weather
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#33. June 19, 2006- Bad Habits
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#32. June 17, 2006- Bad Person
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#31. June 16, 2005- Almost 100
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#30. June 15, 2006- 5 Minute Warning
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#29. June 14, 2006 - Dear Philosophy
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#28. June 13, 2006 - Doctor, Doctor
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#27. June 12, 2006 - Acid Burn
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#26. June 12, 2006 - I Don't Wanna
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#25. June 12, 2006 - Skipping Class
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#24. June 11, 2006 -Ethics
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#23. June 10, 2006 -I'm in the Money
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#22. June 9, 2006 -Andy
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#21. June 7, 2006 -Damn
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#20. June 7, 2006 - A Prayer
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#19. June 5, 2006 -Dear God
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#18. June 2, 2006 -ANIME
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#17. June 2, 2006- Damn Dogs
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#16. May 31, 2006- Note to Self
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#15. May 30, 2006 - BORING
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#14. May 29, 2006 -I'm a Lobster!
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#13. May 27, 2006 -First Day of Actual Work
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#12. May 27, 2006 - SNAKES ON A PLANE!
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#11. May 26, 2006 -X3, what a disappointment
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#10. May 25, 2006 -A Whole New World
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#9. May 24, 2006 -Doomed
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#8. May 23, 2006 -Socrates Lays the Smack Down
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#7. May 23, 2006 -Training Day
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#6. May 23, 2006 -Ants in my Pants
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#5. May 22, 2006 -HOT!
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#4. May 22, 2006 -Frazzled
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#3. May 22, 2006 -Morning Garble
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#2. May 21, 2006 -Treasure Hunt
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#1. May 21, 2006 -The Day of Reckoning
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