That is definitely true! Hey Nicki, I was bored and found this on google. This was a while back but it reminds me so much of the stupid stuff I used to get into. Whatever though "YOU CAN NEVER MESS WITH A MEETH GIRL!" Like my handle name?

Jason used to get Maxim. I used to read the articles. They were usually pretty interesting.

This is a little belated, but Happy Birthday!

Happy Birthday!

I know the feeling of not feeling it. Mine was two days ago.

You can always come over to my house and go swimming if the weather permits. We can have a cook out and I can bake you a cake.

Dare I ask, why would you ever spend more than two seconds in an internet chatroom? They are one of the signs of the Apocalypse. I think these people all use abbreviations hoping they will someday be noticed by a court stenographer.

As for LOL, I wish it was a crime punishable by public execution.

The mortgage company uses an automatic dialer, that's why you get called so many times a day and why there's always that pause before they say anything. They aren't aware of who the dialer is calling and they don't hear the ringing in their ear like someone using a regular phone would. So suddenly a number pops up on their computer monitor and that means you've already said hello. If they're not paying attention, it seems like this long pause before they say hi.

I know because I used to work on an automatic dialer. I used to feel really bad when I'd call the same people over and over, sometimes within a few minutes of the last call!

Ask to speak to a manager and make him tell you he's taking your number out of the dialer.

I don't like sleeping through a tornado watch ... after living in Oklahoma in a trailer ... nope, I'd rather stay up! I love storms ; I just don't trust them.

I passed those milestones years ago. The cure for getting older lies in the cemetery. No one's getting older there!

So ... when things get tough I just think of the alternative.

I once looked younger than what I was but my hair has thinned and greyed, so no hiding that! I remember what an elderly friend said when she was in her 70s or 80s ... "I don't feel any older than 35!"

You got dehydrated. The only weight you'll lose via sweating is water weight.