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Content Rating Notice: GC -- May Contain Graphic Content
Only For: 18 and Older, Not Easily Offended
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Kay's Book O' Limericks
This collection is not intended to exemplify good form or good taste.
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For anyone who smiles at the mention of that old man from Nantucket, here is a collection of limericks. I can't promise they will all be technically correct, in fact, I can guarantee that they won't be. So when you read them, shake your head, and think "that is so wrong!," I hope you are not referring to the form!

The main purpose of this collection is to entertain... first myself, and then hopefully you, the reader. I will allow reviews on this item so that you may comment, but the purpose of this item is to have fun.

Limericks are good. Dirty Limericks are even better.
*Bigsmile*
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#13. Wounded in battle
---->> ID #562933 entered on 01-23-08 @ 10:51 pm EST

#12. Road warrior
---->> ID #541072 entered on 10-11-07 @ 7:37 pm EDT

#11. Trusty Bob
---->> ID #537089 entered on 09-23-07 @ 11:17 am EDT

#10. Coming to port
---->> ID #523178 entered on 07-23-07 @ 12:21 pm EDT

#9. Dominatrix Denise
---->> ID #523145 entered on 07-23-07 @ 9:48 am EDT

#8. Pony rides
---->> ID #523094 entered on 07-23-07 @ 2:26 am EDT

#7. The Ballad of Shamokin Tim (which isn't a ballad at all)
---->> ID #523090 entered on 07-23-07 @ 11:10 am EDT

#6. Little John
---->> ID #523086 entered on 07-23-07 @ 9:49 am EDT

#5. Natural State
---->> ID #523082 entered on 10-15-07 @ 9:35 pm EDT

#4. Prompted limerick
---->> ID #523078 entered on 07-23-07 @ 1:52 am EDT

#3. For Chris
---->> ID #523073 entered on 07-23-07 @ 9:51 am EDT

#2. Picking on Mark
---->> ID #523071 entered on 07-23-07 @ 9:53 am EDT

#1. Bonnie's Birthday Limerick
---->> ID #523067 entered on 07-23-07 @ 2:00 am EDT


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