I would like to tell you a true story about something that you will not believe, even though I swear to you that it is true. The fact that you will not believe me, in fact, is the only reason I am able to tell you. With a story, excuse me, a true story like this, it is impossible to know where to start or even where to begin. For in the telling there are so many things that you will not understand and that I can not reasonably describe. But if you think that you are up to the tale, and you have a good imagination, I will tell you the story of, I’m sorry, the true story of the battle for Adamo Victus Venustas.