1. WITNESS PROTECTION NAME: (mother's & father's middle names)
May David This is reltivly boring. The family middle name is May. Mine isn't cause it didn't go, but I was born in May, so that's not so bad. My sisters middle name is may. If I had a daughter her middle name would be May. I like traditions like that. But I wont have girls, I'll have boys. That's just the way it'll be. Fuck genetics, this is about fate, but I won't go on. Although, my cousin richard, his middle name is John, like his dad, and his brother david, was supposed to have my dad's name as his middle name, so it would be David Phillip. But my aunt didn't want that, so they named him David Paul. That's boring, but it doesn't help with the family conspiracy theories over who is Richards real dad, considering we all know my dad was sleeping with their mum. Anyway, I digress from the meme.

2. NASCAR NAME: (first name of your mother's dad, father's dad)
Andrew William. - My great-great grandad actually has medals for racing and broke the land speed record once. A very fucking long time ago. Random fact for the day. My dad has his medals on his wall. The car he drove was/is in the British transport museum in Coventry.

3. STAR WARS NAME: (the first 2 letters of your last name, first 4 letters of your first name)
Wirhia - To be pronounced however the fuck you want. I was a crap jedi though. Kept cutting myself with my light saber. not my fault, I have poor depth perception. And you don't see a lot of Jedi with glasses do you. Lets just say I never graduated from Jedi school. I just my light saber to slice my bread. Or I would if I didn't buy the pre-sliced stuff. I'm a busy girl, there''s a rebellion going on I don't have time to waste slicing bread. Though, I have found it handy for toasting on the go.

4. DETECTIVE NAME: (favorite color, favorite animal)
Blue Dog - How is a colour ever going to be a first name for a detective. I know no detective with colours as their first names. Frost? Miss Marple? Unless is was Whitey Frost and Miss Pinky Marple.

5. SOAP OPERA NAME: (middle name, city where you live)
Louise Leicester - That's quite good. If it were a really bad soap opera. Not that sopa opera's are good, but there are levels of crap aren't there? This is more Sunset Beach, less Coronation Street. Though, I preffered Sunset Beach. Cracked me up.

6. SUPERHERO NAME: (2nd favorite color, favorite alcoholic drink, optionally add "THE" to the beginning)
The Pink Lager - Fighting for justice, higher alcohol content and the British way of drinking until four in the morning before having a kebab but spilling most of it outside the shop or on the late bus.

7. FLY NAME: (first 2 letters of 1st name, last 2 letters of your last name)
rhms. It's more like my txt name. Or my rap name. I'm rhms, like rhymes but without the vowels.

8. GANGSTA NAME: (favorite ice cream flavor, favorite cookie):
Chocolate Double chocolate chip. I'm all about the green and chocolate bitches.

9. ROCK STAR NAME: (current pet's name, current street name)
Cleveleys I don't have a pet right now, so I'm all about the one name. Like Slash. It's cooler that way. Honest. I'm not lonely without a pet...

10. PORN NAME: (1st pet, street you grew up on)
Snowy Edward. If I used the street I grew up in Wales, it would ahve to be the nearest road and I don't think Snowy B475923 would have the same ring. Though, I don't even think it was a B road. Or a C. Somewhere around M. This meme isn't very translatable to the country folk.
 

These are questions for the US but I kinda like them.


1. Would you do meth if it was legalized?
No. Just cause it would be legal, wouldn't make it a good fucking idea.

2. Abortion: for or against?
For. Because? Lots of reasons. Because being forced to have sex and then have a baby? Bad times. Being forced to have a baby you can't look after? Bad times. A baby you won't or can't love? bad times. I do think that way too many women have abortions just cause they're too thick to use a condom or take the pill. Seriously, we all went to the class in school with the bananas...

I'm not saying it's a great idea, abortion. Hell, actually, terrible, terrible idea. But, I don't know, it's a very dodgy area, with that whole life thing going on. Cause they can feel, breathe and are alive, does that mean they are conscious of what they're coming into. Hell, some people would've been better off if they had been aborted. Planned babies are loved any more or any less. Babies, are babies, no can say for sure if they're going to fuck it up once they come out, but should you risk it. I'm smart, I'm not risking it by not getting pregnant but these things happen, sex is really, really good.

I'm rambling. I knew I shouldn't have answered this question.

Yes to sex, no to pregnancy, that's what I say.

3. Would our country fall with a woman president?
I'm assuming they mean America. And it wouldn't fall, Thatcher didn't wreck Britain in the 80's because she was woman but because she was a mental battleaxe who blamed young black men and single mums for everything wrong in society. That's what my mum always told me, but then, she was a single mum, so she might've been biased against the woman.

America confuses me, because as a country, they try and come across as all grow'd up and mature and sophisticated but then screw it up. But then, so do Britain. So, we're all screwed. Let's move the Artic.

I wanna say, they're not ready, but that's the beginning isn't it. First a candidate for the democrats, then for the presidency and in about 20/30 years time, female president.

4. Do you believe in the death penalty?
No. Because the system in which we judge people isn't fair as it is. I mean, not everyone gets life, gets 15 years, get the death penalty. So it's not always a life for a life. So some lives that are taken aren't equal and that's not right. And aren't we a little more sophisticated and mature for the whole you hurt me so I'm going to hurt you? I was hoping we could move on from revenge.

But then, I've not lost anyone to murder or anything like that, so ask me when someone kills me dad (still hoping).

5. Do you wish marijuana would be legalized already?
No. Because without anything put into place to standardise it, I don't think it's a good idea.

6. Are you for or against premarital sex?
Very much for. Sex fun, pregnancy bad. Actually. Sex fun, marriage bad.

7. Do you believe in God?
No, well. I like the whole idea of God, that's fun to mess around with, and play with in my head on how pissed off God is, because we made cows (apparently) and all the bad things people do, but no. Mostly I'm torn between nothing and hoping for reincarnation.

8. Do you think same sex marriage should be legalized?
Yep. Actually, same sex good, marriage bad.

9. Do you think it's wrong that so many Hispanics are moving to the USA?
No, though god knows why. (lol)

10. A 12-year-old girl has a baby... should she keep it?
If she has a decent support system in place, probably. If she thought she was old enough to have sex and have the baby then she should keep it. That'll learn her. And don't say she was too young to know about sex cause I knew when I was eleven, my sister was eight. I don't remember much of the conversation actually, I know my mum drew stuff.

11. Should the alcohol age be lowered to 18?
It's 18 here. Plus, the legal age is pretty much, yeah, whatever, cause kids are going to get hold of alcohol whatever age.

12. Should the war in Iraq be called off?
What and admit defeat? Duuuuude. (i.e pass)

13. Assisted suicide is illegal... do you agree that it should be?
No I don't. I'm pretty sure we can come up with some sort of legal system with people signing documents in front of people saying that, 'yeah, I want to die because, blah, blah, blah', in front of a judge and some witnesses. Like getting married. I mean, you still get to go to a church (or whatever) and get a party. You just won't be there.

14. Do you believe in spanking your children?
No. But I fear that I will, cause of my temper. Plus I suppose it depends on the kid. A smack doesn't always work, neither does the naughty step. I don't have kids. They are small people and scare me with their intelligence.

15. Are you afraid others will judge you from reading some of your answers?
No. Well, maybe the ramble about abortion. And maybe whatever I said about America. And kids. okay, I'm not scared I'll be judged, cause I don't care enough. Because when it comes down to it, my own opinions only really affect me. I've no real power to change the world. Or any real desire too. Plus, how can I possibly understand situations that I'm not affected by. Abortion and murder and hispanics seemingly moving to my country for a better life. Though, to be honest, I live in Leicester, the first city where White British are the minority. And I fine that fascinating, more than anything else.

Though to be honest, considering all the bad things that everyone of any race does, can we really say we deserve any of the land we live on. Not because it belongs to God, but because we have to leave this world to our (your) children and we're doing a really bad job with it sometimes and people aren't a very nice creature and we can't adapt to anything. Billions of species and we're in charge and we're crap.

Does any of that make sense? I'm not scared that I'll be judged, I just don't want to argue my corner. Cause I'm crap at it, and I don't care enough. Far too self centered.
 

THREE NAMES YOU GO BY:
1. Rhi
2. Rhian
3. trouble

THREE THINGS THAT SCARE YOU:
1. my dad
2. that there may be something seriously wrong with me physically
3. that'll i'll be on anti-depressants forever

THREE THINGS THAT MAKE YOU HAPPY:
1. writing
2. tea
3. notebooks

THREE THINGS YOU HATE:
1. doctors who react badly to my scars
2. coffee
3. my medication

THREE OF YOUR EVERYDAY ESSENTIALS:
1. my computer
2. tea
3. Melanie

THREE THINGS YOU ARE WEARING RIGHT NOW:
1. black trousers
2. a Coventry hoodie
3. white trainers

THREE THINGS ABOUT THE OPPOSITE (OR SAME) SEX THAT APPEAL TO YOU:
1. face/smile
2. arse
3. words

THREE OF YOUR FAVOURITE HOBBIES:
1. writing
2. more writing
3. photography

THREE THINGS YOU WANT REALLY BAD RIGHT NOW:
1. more tea
2. to be able to go back to work/or money so I don't have to go back to work for ages
3. a kiss

THREE CAREERS YOU'VE CONSIDERED:
1. journalist
2. teacher
3. child care

THREE PLACES YOU WOULD GO ON VACATION:
1. Montreal
2. Tokyo
3. Italy

THREE THINGS YOU WANT TO DO BEFORE YOU DIE:
1. publish a novel/a book of my poetry
2. be sane and free of medication
3. move back to Wales