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| >> Book >> Other >> ID #1381782 |
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From a very young age, Jakie has amused us with the things that he comes up with. Hope you enjoy them, as well!
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| 87. Forget raining cats and dogs | ID #718919 |
| Posted: 3-2-2011 @ 5:11 pm EST | |
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What the . . . is that tree pooping out birds!?! |
| 86. Getting better at this bribery thing . . . | ID #704575 |
| Posted: 8-24-2010 @ 10:02 pm EDT | |
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Bob: What does it take to put you to bed and get you to stay there? |
| 85. Self correcting . . . | ID #700215 |
| Posted: 6-27-2010 @ 11:23 am EDT | |
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After I prepared Monkey's pancake, this morning: |
| 84. Ladies Man | ID #699631 |
| Posted: 6-19-2010 @ 10:40 am EDT | |
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Just got this text from Bob: |
| 83. Ahhhh bribery . . . | ID #699080 |
| Posted: 6-13-2010 @ 4:16 pm EDT | |
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Dhoc-li Llama |
| 82. Ah, to be young and modest | ID #692073 |
| Posted: 4-2-2010 @ 2:22 pm EDT | |
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After helping me figure out how to get the Cuisinart back into the box: |
| 81. Everyone's a critic! | ID #690483 |
| Posted: 3-17-2010 @ 8:09 am EDT | |
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Monkey to me, after I said something humorous: Are you trying to be funny? |
| 80. I had no idea . . . | ID #682277 |
| Posted: 1-3-2010 @ 9:03 pm EST | |
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Monkey was yakking about something in the car this evening. At the end he says . . . |
| 79. Thirsty anyone? | ID #680803 |
| Posted: 12-23-2009 @ 9:49 am EST | |
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Jake: can I have some milk? |
| 78. Is it a Gaudi? | ID #658520 |
| Posted: 7-10-2009 @ 9:17 am EDT | |
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Driving through the neighborhood this morning: |
| 77. I'll let you figure this one out . . . | ID #656287 |
| Posted: 6-26-2009 @ 9:40 am EDT Edited: 6-26-2009 @ 9:41 am EDT | |
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Also on the way to camp, quite randomly, Jakie asked the question: |
| 76. It's the little things that mean the most . . . | ID #656286 |
| Posted: 6-26-2009 @ 9:37 am EDT | |
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We were talking on the way to school, and the topic of Greece came up. I mentioned that I'd studied there was I was in college, that I took classes there and that I'd lived in an apartment. His reply: |
| 75. Finally, a G-rated nickname . . . | ID #651076 |
| Posted: 5-22-2009 @ 9:08 am EDT | |
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Monkey is studying planets in school. |
| 74. Stop me if you've heard this one . . . | ID #644208 |
| Posted: 4-7-2009 @ 2:37 pm EDT | |
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A few months ago, we were telling knock knock jokes. I told the following: |
| 73. What's the deal? | ID #644062 |
| Posted: 4-6-2009 @ 12:59 pm EDT | |
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Mom, I think all of the teachers at the JCC are named "Miss" because it's at the front of all of their names. And I think they're all boys . . . I mean GIRLS and they all have Miss as the first part of their names. |
| 72. Should I get out the toolbox? | ID #643408 |
| Posted: 4-2-2009 @ 8:01 am EDT | |
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Last night Jakie was complaining that his toes were itching . . . so he pulled off his sock. |
| 71. Instead of big white hats . . . | ID #642809 |
| Posted: 3-29-2009 @ 4:49 pm EDT | |
| 70. Who says chivalry is dead? | ID #642060 |
| Posted: 3-24-2009 @ 5:05 pm EDT | |
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Jakie is coloring a dinosaur picture. He just asked me if he was a good "drawer" & I said yes . . . so he climbed down from his chair, said it is my honor and bowed deeply . . . the turned and bowed in the other direction!!!! |
| 69. The kid's got style | ID #641519 |
| Posted: 3-21-2009 @ 3:22 pm EDT | |
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Jakie just pushed open the bathroom door and burst out singing There's no check wipe I'd rather neeeeeed! |
| 68. Scary good dessert | ID #638851 |
| Posted: 3-4-2009 @ 7:14 pm EST | |
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I made Jakie a chocolate cream pie with Nasoya chocolate silken tofu . . . his verdict: |