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| ** Images For Use By Upgraded+ Only ** No one should Laugh at Life! That's Life's Job - Laughing at us. ** Images For Use By Upgraded+ Only ** According to Chinese Horoscopes it is the YEAR OF THE TIGER! G-R-R-R Here's a writer that will make you laugh! I swear she is Erma Brombeck reincarnated! Take a look!
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| 1. Get Registered Today! | ID #674266 |
| Posted: 11-1-2009 @ 10:01 pm EST Edited: 11-1-2009 @ 10:16 pm EST | |
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** Images For Use By Upgraded+ Only ** Well I think (emphasis on that verb) I have the Java invaders conquered. However, not to tempt the JavaGods, I will not use special fonts, emoticons etc. in my blog. I wrote the Powers That Be on this site and was given - *gasp* - advice on what a virus is, on how to fix it? No. Not so much. I was given the link to go READ about what a virus is. I wrote back about knowing that, having protected my baby and I also am aware of what Java and HTML is. Whatever. I am still investigating that weirdness with Google's techies. At least THEY are willing to read what I write and correspond in a non-timely manner! HA! Moving on. Being out of work for longer than 30 days affects certain parts of the human anatomy, economy and pyschology let me inform you! My rabid search for work has lasted longer than the Swine Flu, Republican's search for sterling reputations and the Lassie television show put together. That Republican thing is ongoing so that tells ya a lot. Anyway, the search gets old and boring. Hence I lose focus on job hunting and wander here and there looking for amusing stuff - just to share with you all! That's it. Whew. I DO have a reason for this. Okay, so I'm a sucker for lists. When someone puts a header up on a web page and it states: "10 Most Brilliant Products of 2009" - I am gonna be drawn in. I mean, my gosh, whatever can these awesome products be? We are such an innovative species and our technology is so unreal isn't it? You ready for number one? Mmhm... #1 = A WIND TURBINE. That's right number one is a machine used to suck James Bond, Superman and Wolverine into huge blades slicing and dicing them. But this is no ORDINARY wind turbine. Oh no. It's for the FRICKIN' HOME OWNER. Now you can get this contraption, plug it in and do away with your yappy neighbor's dog. One flick of the switch - instant mulch from all those leaves on your lawn. I can't even begin to list uses for this macho fan-type chewing machine. There probably is some inept warning on it: "Do not let anyone under four feet high stand anywhere near the input or output." Right. Okay. Number two - a friggin cell phone of course! SHEESH, like they don't make enough of them to keep the population on the roads down right now? Okay enough said on that product. Sometimes humans amaze even me. Just when you think they set the "Stupid" bar low enough for an ant to run under, they just drop it again, killing that ant. Why would an ant....nevermind. Now after being educated so wonderfully about new products on the market (after number 2 I quit that list) I found another list that offered me humor. "The Funniest People on Twitter: A Top 10". I don't Twit myself as being able to communciate in 140-character limit, just is not me. However, I do appreciate short and sweet (don't go there guys!) so went to take a look. OMG. Number one is some of the FUNNIEST shorts I have seen since....since.....well none of them blog anymore so I won't take anyones name in vain. You gotta go get some of this humor people! http://tech.msn.com/products/articlepcw.aspx?cp-documentid=22123667 The language is noted as being over the top. But give this Twit a try! You will laugh. I guarantee it. Some of the stuff, I wish I had thought up. It makes getting old and crochety attractive if one can be so witty at that man's age! Go read. At this point I would insert my emoticon hearts with witty saying but like I said - I ain't tempting those Java gods. |
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