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| I will change UtR's Intro Page on the 13th of every month. (**except for holidays**) ** Images For Use By Upgraded+ Only ** Stealthmode Air Power!  ### ### ### ### ### ### I've a wagon load of opinions on nearly every subject and I seem to gather enough steam occasionally to instigate a debate if the subject stirs me. I have super-low tolerance for stupidity, child, senior and animal abusers, smelly old men who come on to any female and last but certainly not least, Criminal Politicians.  I am a Christian, NOT perfected by any stretch. Come on in, read, agree, disagree or just shake your head, I welcome your thoughts, all peoples, all nations, always.  ** Images For Use By Upgraded+ Only ** *  * |
| 1. This ought to cool your cockles! | ID #674559 |
| Posted: 11-3-2009 @ 3:40 pm EST Edited: 11-3-2009 @ 3:51 pm EST | |
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Date: Thu, 1 Oct 2009 06:31:46 -0700 ** Images For Use By Upgraded+ Only ** Preface: I personally believe that God made companion animals for His own good purpose and that He is not insulted when or if we pray for them. I have many times placed my hands on a frightened animal or sick pet. The results are as amazing as Our Lord God is!  So it goes without saying that I will indeed say a prayer for Jaz's restoration and comfort. Michelle has been her faithful human for 17 years!From MICHELLE M. NEEDS UPGRADE  :I LOVE the Pet's Ten Commandments. I'm copying it and sending it to my family and friends. Thank you so much. It helps now since my cat had a seizure few days ago. It helps to laugh with humor. She's okay now, my sweet little pet. If anyone would be so kind I'd love it if you would pray for her. Her name is Jaz and she's a 17 year old calico. Consider it done my friend - Jaz will be lifted up to her Creator and I hope your co-members here will mention her in their prayers tonight.  I prayed that Max's hand-shyness would disappear and now he looks for my hand and everyone else who visits!  G O D * I S * G O O D  ** Images For Use By Upgraded+ Only ** Posted to Craig's List Personals: To the Guy Who Tried to Mug Me in Downtown Savannah night before last. Date: 2009-03-23, 3:43AM EST I was the guy with the black Burberry jacket that you demanded I hand over, shortly after you pulled the knife on me and my girlfriend. You also asked for my girlfriend's purse and earrings. I hope you somehow come across this message. I'd like to apologize. I didn't expect you to crap in your pants when I drew my pistol after you took my jacket. Truth is, I was wearing the jacket for a reason that evening and it wasn't that cold outside. You see, my girlfriend had just bought me that Kimber Model 1911 .45 ACP pistol for Christmas, and we had just picked up a shoulder holster for it that evening. Beautiful pistol, eh? It's a very intimidating weapon when pointed at your head, isn't it? I know it probably wasn't a great deal of fun walking back to wherever you'd come from with that brown sludge flopping about in your pants. I'm sure it was even worse since you also ended up leaving your shoes, cell phone, and wallet with me. I couldn't have you calling up any of your buddies to come help you try to mug us again. I took the liberty of calling your mother, or "Momma" as you had her listed in your cell, and explained to her your situation. I also bought myself and four other people in the gas station this morning a tank full of gas on your credit card. The guy with the big motor home took 150 gallons and was extremely grateful! I gave your shoes to one of the homeless guys over by Vinnie Van Go Go's, along with all of the cash in your wallet. I threw the wallet in a fancy pink "pimp mobile" parked at the curb after I broke the windshield and side window out and keyed the drivers side. I called a bunch of phone sex numbers from your cell phone. They'll be on your bill in case you'd like to know which ones. Ma Bell just shut down the line, and I've only had the phone for a little over a day now, so I don't know what's going on with that. I hope they haven't permanently cut off your service. I could only get in two threatening phone calls to the DA's office and one to the FBI with it. The FBI guy was really pissed and we had a long chat (I guess while he traced the number). I'd also like to apologize for not killing you and instead making you walk back home humiliated. I'm hoping that you'll reconsider your choice of path in life. Next time you might not be so lucky. Alex P.S. Remember this motto...... An armed society is a polite society! |
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