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Under the Radar
ONE YEAR ANNIVERSARY of blogging and I bid you adieu!
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I've a wagon load of opinions on nearly every subject and I seem to gather enough steam occasionally to instigate a debate if the subject stirs me.

I have super-low tolerance for stupidity, child, senior and animal abusers, smelly old men who come on to any female and last but certainly not least, Criminal Politicians. *Smirk*

I am a Christian, NOT perfected by any stretch.

Come on in, read, agree, disagree or just shake your head, I welcome your thoughts, all peoples, all nations, always. *Bigsmile*



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1.  BO, poop or get off the Afghanistan potty!ID #674846 
Posted: 11-5-2009 @ 10:02 am EST 
Edited: 11-5-2009 @ 10:03 am EST 

A woman applying for a job in a Florida lemon grove seemed to be far too qualified for the job.


The foreman frowned and said, "I have to ask you this: have you had any actual experience in picking lemons?"


She replied: "I've been divorced three times and I voted for Obama."



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Old Cowboy

Ya think you have lived to be 71 and know who you are . . . then along comes someone and blows it all to the dickens . . .

An old cowboy sat down at the Starbucks and ordered a cup of coffee.

As he sat sipping his coffee, a young woman sat down next to him.

She turned to the cowboy and asked, "Are you a real cowboy?"

He replied, 'Well, I've spent my whole life breaking colts, working cows, going to rodeos, fixing fences, pulling calves, bailing hay, doctoring calves, cleaning my barn, fixing flats, working on tractors, and feeding my dogs, so I guess I am a real cowboy.'


She said, "I'm a lesbian. I spend my whole day thinking about women. As soon as I get up in the morning, I think about women. When I shower, I think about women. When I watch TV, I think about women. I even think about women when I eat. It seems that everything makes me think of women."

The two sat sipping in silence.

A little while later, a man sat down on the other side of the old cowboy and asked, "Are you a real cowboy?"

He replied, "I always thought I was, but I just found out that I'm a lesbian."


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Subject: Cell Phones for the monetary challenged *Smirk*
Date: Thu, 29 Oct 2009 18:02:41 -0400


I just tried the link and it does work. There go more of your tax dollars.


I had a former employee call me earlier today inquiring about a job, and at the end of the conversation he gave me his phone number. I asked the former employee if this was a new cell phone number and he told me yes this was his “Obama phone.”

I asked him what an “Obama phone” was and he went on to say that welfare recipients are now eligible to receive (1) a FREE new phone and (2) approx 70 minutes of FREE minutes every month. I was a little skeptical so I Googled it and low and behold he was telling the truth. TAX PAYER MONEY IS BEING REDISTRIBUTED TO WELFARE RECIPIENTS FOR FREE CELL PHONES.

This program was started earlier this year. Enough is enough, the ship is sinking and it’s sinking fast. The very foundations that this country was built on are being shaken. The age old concepts of God, family, and hard work have flown out the window and are being replaced with “Hope and Change” and “Change we can believe in.”

You can click on the link below to read more about the “Obama phone”…just have a barf bag ready. End of email forward.

Texas is NOT INCLUDED IN THE WELFARE STATES THAT ARE PRESENTLY INVOLVED IN THIS PROGRAM!!!

See where your state is on the free cell phone list. *Smirk*






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