My name is Noelani. If you can pronounce that you get a cookie.
Most folks just call me Noe, let me make that phonetic for you... NO-E.
Very easy, but you'd be surprised at how many times I get called "No".
It's enough to make me crazy.

I'm going to take this opportunity to tell you a few things about myself.
A few things you may want to know before you start reading my blog.

I'm thirty something.
My birthday is 9/11 and I was born in the year of the Snake.
I'm a mother, a wife and all that entails...

My son, Malcolm David, was born on December 30, 2006.

I also have four cats.






I work at an animal hospital.
I have a large family but am myself an only child.
I do not like my Mother-in-Law.
I smoke pot, and tobacco, usually together.

I've seen my share of shit...



But try not to let it get to me.

I'm biased and opinionated.
I'm not a fan of Jesus, Religion or Church.
I like to think I'm always right, even when I'm talking out my ass.
I have a PhD in Bullshitology.
Sarcasm is who I am.

If you're new to my blog and would like to breeze through "Invalid Item" ,
then please be my guest.

So why are going down to a free membership?

Got it bookmarked on my WdC blog...

Oh, so now you're too good for me is that it?

Hmm... I'll have to check it out. My finals are done and I;'m done with school for a month, so now I'll have time to keep up. It feels good to be back! How have you been?

Oh, NOe!!!! Gimme the recipe forum if no one else wants it. I'll try and do something with it.

You sure you don't want to stick around here?

Say what! After all we've been through together!

Holy hell! You're leaving me, here, alone with all these people!

You're Facebook farm had better be worth it

I'd never laugh at a fellow farming addict!

I relate to all you're saying. See you around FFB!

I should re-do my internet time too... but it takes too much effort and time...

I'll still be here when you get back.

No surprise here, you got a nice little spread on FB and I can see why you'd have a difficult time pulling away from there to have to...*gulp* work at a blog entry. Mine have been slacking off as well...oh well we are evolving right? Change is good...farming is good...(feel free to step in here anytime Noe...) I here you about life and demands and never enough of what you mean, these are scary times.