Today, for some odd reason, I wondered how Ahmadinejad's sex life is. Is this odd? Yes. I think I need to get more sleep and stop going out so much. Either that or I need to buy better-made ear-plugs when my roommate decides to bring home a friend for the night...

You know Inglourious Basterds is still like number one movie here? Has been out for like forty weeks and is still so popular! I think international cinema should take hint.

And speaking of Germany, it is now the most economically and politically powerful country in the EU. And since that worked out the last two times it was so, the world can stop worrying about World War Three . Except, oh no, it cannot, because now the Palestinians have taken to calling Shimon Peres as Shimon Hitler, so I suppose this is not so true.

Happy Birthday to the shmuck my sister has decided to marry. May you someday find a job, brother-in-law!

Also, I no longer have the window seat on my plane to New York . I plan to casually mention to whoever does that I am an Israeli, I served two years in the IDF, and I know how to defend my territory.