I bought an iPhone back towards the end of October and I really love using it. Apps are quite nifty, you know! And I really enjoy having Facetime with my husband when he's on the boat. It's a wonderfully useful device! Much better than my old Samsung flip phone.

However........

The woman who had my cell number before I did failed to notify her folks that she got a new number. I've been getting several calls for her ever since I got my new phone. Some are from bill collectors (and were polite enough to realize I wasn't the person they were looking for). Some calls have been from her friends and they were also pretty nice once I told them I was NOT her.

But I've had some rather unpleasant calls from her landlord and brother (who is a certifiable moron). Early this morning (around 2:30) I received a total of 16 calls from her drunk brother. I told him I wasn't the person he was looking for and he bloody kept calling me!! Finally I called my husband (who is currently on the boat) for help. While we were talking, that idiot called me again. So I merged his call into my husband's call. And Scott told him in no uncertain terms that his advances were quite unwelcome.

And the idiot kept calling.

So Scott got a bit short with him and the moron gave up eventually. I suppose he finally got the message that I wasn't the one he was looking for after all. What an ultramaroon!

We know quite a lot about this woman actually. We know where she goes to college, what her profile is on Facebook, where she lives, that she's on foodstamps, that she's on the honor roll at her college, and more. Scott messaged her on FB this afternoon and hopefully she'll read it. And maybe realize that if she doesn't contact all her folks about her new cell number, a lawsuit might be in order. What she doesn't seem to realize is how badly it could go for her if I were to get nasty to her creditors and bill collectors. Which I may have to if she fails to take any action in this matter.

Yeah, I'm getting fed up with all these wrong numbers. If worse comes to worst, I'll just change my number. But I'll give this woman the benefit of the doubt first. Maybe she's genuinely a nice person and just forgot. Or maybe she's devious with some nefarious plan up her sleeve.

Only time will tell.

And if her idiot brother calls again, I'm going to pull out all the stops and go into Weirdo Mode. I can out-weird anyone. I don't think he'll be able to handle it either. *evil grin*