Jennifer Jill Whipperwill
Sat upon her window sill
So little so small so lonely was she
She stood about one inch tall times three

Her brother Bartemous Bill loved her so
but stood about six foot seven inches, you know
So to keep Jennifer safe and sound
On the window sill she stayed year round

Her life was not bad
She had a loving brother mother and dad
And for furniture they'd found lots of doll house peices
Then gave her a carpet of many colored fleeces

But sadness had set in as she grew older
She'd begun to wish she was bigger, brighter, bolder
Big brother Bartemous had told Jill to mellow
He was on the job, he'd find her a little fellow

Jill waited patiently day after day
Then one afternoon brother Bart stopped to say
"Little sis, I've met a boy who shares your little trait"
"He's coming by tomorrow, his name is Niagra Nate"

Well Jill swept and mopped like they'd never seen
And gave her home a nice top to bottom clean
Then brought home in a pocket of Brother's duffle
Was nestled a man about the hight of three stacked truffles

They stood and hugged and held hands so tight
For the both of them it was love at first sight
Her gown his tux both sewn by a great crafter
And they lived on her sill, happily ever after