When two people know each other as well as my sister Shiroi and I do, conversations tend to be rather confusing, especially to outsiders who don't understand the code by which we speak. And so, for your bemusement and amusement, I present for you a collection of IM conversations between my sister and I, which do not, under most circumstances, make sense. A word of warning, however. My sister and I are - and be aware that I do not use this word lightly - hardcore video game and anime afficionados. I'll do my best to elucidate some of the more obscure references, of course, through links and other mystic means.