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relevant inspiring jargon i'd like to let the world know about. if i die and become famous, i wish all money go to proceeds that benefit chinchillas who eat egg rolls dipped in peanut butter or ape children. |
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#35. You're hogging all the retarded...
#34. EXPOSED: Skylarking in a wishing well at the Mall
#33. Classic Asian Homos, James Brown and Tripp..
#32. Playing Chess, naked, with a Llama
#31. Leaving so Soon
#30. Inlisting in the Army
#29. I still miss her
#28. Unrequited Love, Tabletop Games and Odd Feelings
#27. Morons, Marijuana and Paths to Enlightenment
#26. Killing My Uncle, Running from Cia, & Bruce Willis Sex Music
#25. Touching the no no places and how rape can be funny
#24. 'Cha Cha Cha' gets you kicked out of Boy Scouts
#23. Les Sigh and the Overture of Hydrocodine Moans
#22. Angst in Moderation
#21. Ripping off the heads of Barbie Dolls
#20. Death Threats from Martha Stuart
#19. Playing Russian Roulette with Lil'Smokies
#18. Forsaken Land: Ode to Tokens and Tickets
#17. Ohio Roots: Austin's Family Tree
#16. Abercrombie and BITCH! Dont Make me Slap you...
#15. Weed, Sublime, BaseBall, Sex and Church: Life of a Gap Kid
#14. Putting Austin in a Cage and Having Fun with Cattle Prods
#13. Licking the Wrong Edge of the Knife
#12. Getting Dropped Kicked By Reality's Thugs
#11. Genitals in a Cheese Fondue |