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| [Introduction] This is a funny story, ment to make people laff so hard that they cry. But I do want some romance, nothing that would be for 18+, but I do want to see some love. Other than that any thing goes. Have fun, add, review, and most important, Write on! |
 Shadowstar  "Mom, I'm taking a nap, can ya wake me up in a hour?" "Sure, sweet dreams!" "Mom I'm to old for that now, please stop." "Im sorry, I just hate to see my baby grow up so fast (sniff)." My mom was a little to protective, and she wouldn't let go of anything unless absolutly nessasary. She drove me crazy, but she was mom, what did I expect? I walked up to my room and laid down, streching under the warm covers, I was sure I was having the best day ever, boy was I wrong. I had a dream, The sky was green, and the clouds were black. There were people there and they looked like... blader you weren't really sure, you check again and it was like you stepped into every nerds dream combined. There were aliens, furries, giants, monsters, dragons, pretty much anything seen as fiction existed right before. "Woah this is one trippy dream" you say looking around however you were soon shocked to find it wasn't a dream as..... Shadowstar A knight rushed past and cut your arm with his sword. "Ahh, fuck!" the knight turns around and starts speaking in another tounge. "Ague, umpeq uio mos hskdbhd llasn bayyig!" He yells. Soon other are around and the grab hold of you, draging you to a catsle. They enter and throw you into a cell. There is a boy, about 13 in there as well. "Goonsh, mainnj?" "What are you saying!" You yell. "Oh you speak the universal language." "Oh ya now your talking, I fall asleep and wake up somewhere else, this is just great!" You yell. "Whats next, I'm in a profisce and I need to kill a dragon!" Just then a loud crash interupts your ranting. Luxray The boy stands up and pulls out a reed pipe. "Toot!" "The evil wizard's dragon is here, see the towns folk scream in fear, see them try to run, I can tell this won't be fun, the dragon will burn everything, everything in the vally, shoping malls, retirment homes and even the bolling ally!" the boy sings this, and I hear a zap and someone crying, "Not the bolling ally, ahhhh, haaa, cruse you Jim falrity!!!!" "Ok I'm realy lost here now, what the hell just happend?" "The dragon came like every Tuesday and wrecked the village, you know same old same old." "Thisd, kxyeykgk fhrv opgsdcvg!" "He speaks the other langauge." "Oh well, the king wants to have a word with you lad." blader The king much to you're suprise was a giant lizard, it just sat there and flicket it's tongue at a fly. "The king says you must go to kill the dragon" you get you're choice of companions and in walks 3 different people, one who was obviously a female mage, one was a cat girl that jumped at a mouse that scurried past and one was a...you really weren't sure what it is. "I'll journey with the 2 females" you say. Shadowstar "Which ones, you can only pick two." "The mage and the catgirl." You replie. The king gets up out of his thrown and kicks you in the shin, for no apparent resson. "Ouch, what the hell!" The king wants you out before you end up like the fly is about to. Your eyes widen and you race out. "God alot has happend in one day. "I like cheese." You turn around and see the Mage smileing stupedly. "Oh god damn it," You say. You all walk around for a bit and you find many gold coins along the way. You stop at the blacksmith's shop and ask for some armor. The blacksmith was quite old, and when you told him you wanted armor and wepons he said, "Whats that sunny, you'd like to be a farmer and thraten?" "No we need some armor and wepons!" Luxray After that 10 minute delay you had a shield, sword, helmet, and chest plate. Your walking along a path when you come across a... blader Out of no where some wolves show up. You jump back and stare at the wolves but they don't even act like they've seen you even though their staring right at you. You walk forward and slash one of the wolves and it falls over dead, you're mage shouts "kittens" and then a fireball hits the other wolf before the catgirl walks up and just pushes the last one over. The wolves disappear and in their place you find some coins and a few leaves of catnip which you're companion pounces upon. Shadowstar "This īs starting to feel like a video game, or something." The mage walks up and starts to shout in gibberish and you smack her. "Mommy, he hit meeeeeeee~wow what happend!" "Ummm you were acting like a retard so i smacked you." "Oh umm thank you then, and by the way." "Smack!" "Thats for smacking me!" "Ok well now that that's taken care of, does she even talk?" "Oh ya she talks, but you have to earn her respect first." The cat girl nods at this and you all go on with your jorney. blader You walk around the forest for a few more days randomly encountering packs of wolves, rats, or other forest creatures even squirrels who threw nuts at you that exploded. Everytime you kille them they dropped some coins and some random item, a lot of them dropped catnip for some reason and as she had more and more you're somewhat feline companion seemed to get used to you until...... Shadowstar One day you set up camp for the day. "Hey, are we all out of bannas?" "Ya, sorry I ate the last one." The cat girl speaks. "Hey, I earned your respect finaly, so tell me what's your name?" "Oh my name is Cari, I am very impresed with you and you deserve this." She hands you a ball simmaler to a pokeball. Over night you look it over while everyone else sleeps. "I choose you!" You say throwing it out. blader Out popped what seemed to be a Zoru from pokemon, foxy black and gray fur, red and black whorl on it's head and all. Just to confirm it the creature stared at you, glowed for a second and you were looking at a duplicate of yourself before it removed the illusion. You bent down and smiled at the Zorua, it giggled at you and you heard a female voice in your head "Hi, i'm Mimi" it says."Hi, you going to journey with us?" you ask. "Of course" she replies jumping into your arms. You smiled and hugged the little pokemon, you walked back to camp and snuggled up with your new travelling companion in your sleeping bag. Shadowstar You had a dream that a giant grenade with eyes and legs was chasing you. As you ran it started to beep. "What the fu%k!" BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM! you wake up sweating, and see that your companions are awake and staring at you. "What was that?" Cari asked "We've never heared a word like that before." "Oh it was, nothing- just go back to sleep. You lay down and try to sleep again. The next morning... MinxR Your woken up by a loud crash. It started raining outside your cave, and the thunder was too loud to keep sleeping. The lighting lit up the stormy sky, and scared the little pokemon. She ran over to you, cried a little bit, then bit your hand. "WHY'D YOU GO AND DO THAT!' you yell at her. She crawls over to the other side of the cave, and you both sit backs facing each other until the storm pulls over. When its sunny and clear out, you decide to go for a walk. To see the scenery, to get some fresh air. You catch a glimpse of a tree with arms. And legs. You find this a bit curious, and go to get a closer look. Upon further inspection, you realize that it isn't a tree your face to face with, it's the GIANT GRENADE from your dream! beep...beep..beep..beep..BEEP...BEEP...BEEEEEEEP! Just before the last beep goes off, you think to yourself is this the end? The end of what? My dream? This alternate universe? MY LIFE!?!?! When the smoke clears, you look down at your hands and... Shadowstar See that they were covered in black lines, like it was an electrical curcit. "Ok then, im just going to pretend that didnt just happen." I say to myself as I walk back to the campsite, where the others were packing up. You looked over and saw the mage had a knot on her head, it was purple and bright. Walking up to her to ask, "What happened to you?" "She turns and smiling like an idoit she says, "Peanutbutter french toast!" "Oh god damn it not again." You think to yourself. Just then you heared a noise, it was... blader An explosion, the three of you race off to the site, Cari arriving first, then you and finally the mage. Sitting in a large crater was what looked like a dragon, red scales, large membrane covered wings, the works. But you had never heard of a dragon that created explosions. The dragon turned it's head and looked at the 3 of you and opened it's mouth like it was going to shoot fire. You jumped out of the way but it spit something at you, you pick up the object quickly realizing what it was, a grenade. MinxR "Oooooooh fuck." You say just a bit too loud. The mage looks at you with surprise and you just shrug it off. Cari starts to whisper something to Mimi, you only hear low grumbles. Again, you think nothing of this. Everyone else starts to catch on, and slowly back away from you a few steps. Seems the explosion from the mysterious dragon has given you a completely new personality. You start to run around in circles with both hands grabbing your hair and screaming obscurities at the top of your breath. Cari giggles. "He's almost like a baby, we should take care of him until we figure of how to fix him," The mage takes a deep breath, and continues on, talking just a bit slower but with a more serious voice. "And no one. I repeat, NO ONE, may leave until we understand fully what has happened. If it happened to him, it could as easily affected us just as bad or maybe even worse. For all we know our brains could be melting inside our skulls" Cari takes a peek over at you, and giggles again. She kneels down, calling Mimi over and tempting her with a bonbon. Mimi looks just a bit reluctant, but she goes over and nibbles the candy right out of her palm. "So Cari," The mage starts again, "Since you're so good with animals... Shadowstar "You must take care of her until I can fix him." "Huuuu, fine." Cari sighs.(Back to your P.O.V.) "What the fuck is wrong with me!" You think as you run yourself into a tree. "Ouch." You get up and run in more circles. "Why can't I stop!" You think. "Someone help me!" But all that comes out is, "I like fried pudden!" You can hear and see whats going on you just cant stop. "Mage, watever the fuck your name is, fucking help me!!!" This time only part of you mesage came through, and some words were replaced. "Mage, go fuck your name and kill me!" "What? No!" "Honestly, I thought he was a good person." Cari says. "I think that was a confusion grenade. It makes the mind go nuts and lasts for a while. Four hours at most. "What! Four Hours! I can't keep running into trees for four fucking hours!" This time you said, "Four trees fuck Four hours! I like kittys!" "Oh goddamn it..." MinxR You say as you run as fast as your legs will take you. "Why me? Why is this happening to me?" you try and ask the mage.. but she just slaps you across the face. Completely insulted, you march dramatically over towards the dragon and attempt to wrestle it to the ground by hopping onto his back, but he just starts to flap his wings and carries you away like you're nothing. Cari bursts into tears. "Mimi bit me!" and with that, she starts to glow and out of nowhere an epic song starts to play... Shadowstar Looking down you see Cari crying, Mimi looking up at her and the mage slaping trees. "Why won't this stop!" You try you best to move, and finaly it works, just as you jump off the dragons back..."Shit, shit, shit, shit, shit!" You yell falling. Soon you land on a tree, fall down a few branches and land infront of the mage. She still had to knot on her head and was smilling like an idiot. She smacks you, Hard. "You stand up and look over what was going on. Cari was crying, Mimi was looking up at her looking sad, the mage was attempting to bite your hair, and the dragon was gone. You grab the mage and start smaking her. "Wake up you dumb-ass!" You shout. Her eyes instnty go back to normal, and she drops the smile. Cari looks over at you holding her hand, and you hold out Mimi's pokeball. "Return." She enters her pokeball, and you pocket it." You clap your hands and shout... © Copyright 2011 Shadowstar, blader, Luxray, MinxR, (known as GROUP). All rights reserved. GROUP has granted Writing.Com, its affiliates and its syndicates non-exclusive rights to display this work. |
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