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[Introduction] When it's your turn, you add two rhyming lines. It doesn't have to make sense, but try to keep with the story line and try to keep it E-rated.

The sky is green, the grass is blue,
And somehow I'm in love with you.

Even if apart from you,
I still say dirt smells like shampoo.

Morning, afternoon, or night,
My thoughts about you give me light

No z's for me is just not right right...
my mind did melt with no sleep last night

I think about you night and day
This mushy feeling just won't go away

We should stop obsessing...
Its getting real depressing..

But it's so much fun...
Just like a Monday in the sun

Fun for you but not for me...
His absence is no cup of tea...

Well fine then-- you start another poem
All my topics are about lovin'

I ish just kidding silly Boo..
Me is having fun with poem too!

Well, okay then, we shall continue...
As soon as I find my way off Sadness Avenue.

Ah, nice to see you've paid a visit...
It always seems to be the place I end up to sit.

I haven't seen him for almost 2 weeks,
And if I don't see him by Sunday i'm going to scream.

You're not rhyming..what's the deal?
And I don't trip on bannana peels..

i was kinda freaking, but i'm o.k. now...
our relationship now is... wow...

It's Crispy's turn, let's shake things up!
Can someone do it for me though? I'm fed up.

Well hello, my illusive friends..
And the drought has seemed to end!

What? a drought? I missed the memo!!
I must've been watching "Finding Nemo"!!

Just 'cause the same letters end two words
Don't mean the rhyme! Look! Birds!

my mood is in a tizzy
and its making me dizzy...

Then stop spinning around
You crazy clown!!!

It's raining, It's pouring (stop it Boo!)

And two weeks inside is real boring! (It's flooding here too!)

semester tests are pesty
and the mud is gettin messy

I dunno why, but we're not getting much rain...
Though i wish it would, it might supress the pain...

Pain... ouch.
Fluffy couch.

Hey I noticed my addy
sounds like the adams famly..

Life is good
In my neighborhood!!!!

La La LA
La la la la la

oh ho ho..bandcamp nears!
Oh and look ketchup smears!

prongs

Zombie here Zombie there I see zombies everywhere

Zombies, zombies, blah, blah, boo...
We need vampyz, Yes, we do!!!!!

I'd rather have a Pygmy Puff,
A little purple ball of fluff

Does this mean Arnold is your name now?
please don't say the governer of the happy cows..

prongs

There is a frenquented word in the book; if you don't know what it is, have a look.

Crispy/Geeky Monkey monkey lives in Cali
You should know that you bam-boozi

is this the word that rhymes with bog?
and no that doesn't mean its log...

prongs

with or without an interesting aura
the still percussion gets to wear fedora

you should also know the Monkey,
you met her at my birthday party

I'm the Monkey, I'm Crispy.
I am Capegirl (swish) as you can see.

I know word that rhymes with blah, do dah do dah
and that word it sounds like fwah..

prongs

Some of this and some of mixed in a big vat.

prongs, prongs, prongs...that did not rhyme!
what am i gonna do with u this time?

Where so deep in shadow I have lain
It seems my chance has come to end my pain...

It should really turn to fall
but that means evil football...

prongs

Football isn't evil footballs awsome. Maybe i should turn you into a possum.

Football season is the best!!!
I get to pummel people in the chest!

Football season makes me sad. Our team plays so very bad...

Now that is a familar tune..
Our football team is so doomed..

What does sewing have to do with anything?
Oh well... let's all sing!!

prongs

hmm... lets see whats the song thats up your tree

I don't want to sing today.
It's my french horn I'd rather play!

Sometimes all you got is the pain of rain.
but I love them both that's an oath.

(I hate rhyming....)

chimney stack..
starting to crack..

(help..me..)

what can i help you with ebony dear?
you know that i'm here to lend you an ear...

prongs

Potter Potter Potter Potter
Potter Potter Potter Potter...

weasley,
weasly...
((unrelated comment)I'm assuming you're referring to that lovely music video on mugglenet...)

Water water everywere...and sodding booze to drink. So I'll sit here and blink.

*unrelated*(White tigers is better than badgers...they just look better than normal ones)

If you had an and and you're back to or..
does the or mean more than it did before??

I'm confuzzled, I can't do this anymore!!
what were you thinking you crazy... wait... that doesn't fit... you're not one of those... (i luv u eb!..)

(by the way, no dissing the badger/masquerade, boy!)

prongs

Hola, como estas, bien, y tu
helo, how are you, good, and you

We all know Crispy's darker side,
But did you know from what she hides?

(see my portfolio in about a week if you're lost...)

Ding dong...my brain is gone....poof.
Dilly-dally shilly-shally

I have max of four classes a day next year...
But I have nothing to dow with the time I fear..

trust me, we'll always find SOMEthing to do
we'll have each other... and Rica too!!!

prongs

Band Camp is near its going to be great
but for now i need to recuperate

Dilly-dally shilly-shally....who will I marry?

*I love saying dilly-dally shilly-shally. I sounds fun....and its hard to say when drunk*

This campfire seems lost in a fog..
so I shall sing...*ahem* Jeremiah was a bull frog

(continues) Was a good friend of mine...
I mean, this fire's sure been burning a long time...

prongs

Things are new. Things are diffrent.
If you want to know more, then I might give you a hint.

I know exactly what's different on my end...
Sexy British boy acting like more than my friend.

To return to truth one must let it go
Hey what do you know my sister is a Ho!

(OT. Big brother SYNODROME!!!!)

Darling your rhyme was bit belated
and then it was overly rated...

(OT, once again. Synodrome? syndrome? *sighs* what am I gonna do with you)

band camp's fun zippy-do
but unfortunately i miss davey-poo

(heehee... j/k... i don't really call him that...)

prongs

Things are diffrent. Things are new.
I hope that life's less confusing to you.

No email today... now this is sad...
I'm obsessing over... BAD MIND! BAD!

GACT
most certainly not fact

neh neh neh... neh neh neh...
neh neh neh.. neh neh

Eb, you're not giving much inspiration...
And me and Rica need a vacation...

prongs

It's another year of school and I hope things will be different.
If you remember band camp then that is your hint.

Today I said proudly to someone random, "Are you gellin'?"
Alas, they gave no answer for they were just a watermelon...

..........Dots? Lots of dots, now whos going to do the Pots?

I am starting classes
i'll have to wear my glasses

my love life sux...
why do i see ducks?...

rubber ducky you're the one
You make bathtime lots of fun...

*OT...Bathtime is fun. ;P*

he he he he he

"What's a cookie?" Not falling for that again...
Cookies are yumminess left in the oven.

OT: but I'm still tempted to say the other answer cause it rhymes too...

sugar sugar sugar sugar
sugar sugar sugar sugar

prongs

Monk is funny, Phych is too
Many people are watching, I hope one is you

What is with the naughty laugh
All I mentioned was a bath...

Norny boy...horny boy. BUNNY!!!!!

*do you really need a answer for that*

Charlie, you're bad, you naughty boy.
At least you're not still trying to send eb a toy...

hey you guys, this fire's E-rated...
please don't get me excommunicated

I used to have no problem getting up at eight
but I've been having issues as of late..

In darkest night, in brightest day.
I will be waiting here.

ANGELLESS STOP IT YOU STUPID PRAT.
You're supposed to rhyme, not do... that...

Forge

And Rhyme we will
Or sweat may spill!

Or someone I shall bludgeon
With the sqeaky hammer of legend

The hammer has been laid to rest
for its construction was not the best

To ryhme of not to ryhme.
To...tell the time. 17:25pm.

...There is in our dorm, a ghostie...
...and he seems to like Dance Dance Revolution, mostly...

Forge

Whirling around with the greatest of ease...
On the dance floor with you I shall tease...

Oh please, no dancing, I'm not in the mood...
But maybe a song or two would divert the urge to brood...

Fleeing is so fun...fleeing is so fun...

now its time to take a break and see where we have run!

....not a thing to rhyme I haven't the time

To Crouton: Where are we?
To Angeless: I thwack thee.

Forge

This rhythm will start,
when you have the heart...

ah but i do have heart,
but maybe i should get a cart...

i know you have a heart, m'dear...
but if you get a cart, i get to steer...

prongs

Ok I'm lost. Someone fill me in on what I need to do,
Or is this a game I'm just going to lose?

I'm sick....I'm thick. My pen is a Bic

Charlie is rhyming, the apocolypse is near!
I shall hide now in my fridge out of fear!

Forge

A fridge indeed, cold it may be;
Then should I make you a cup of tea?

tea may be good for me,
but i rather have a little hot coffee

dang, i'm hungry... coffee? YUM!!!
i think it's almost time for Mr. Sun...

prongs

Tea..good...coffee...bad
but pizza is what I wish I had.

Lullaby and goodnight, go to sleep ickle ebby...
It no work, it no work, tho teh eyelids is heavy.

The bird of hermies is my name. Eating my own wings to make me tame.

*why is it if I do ryhme you mock me?*

Forge

Tame and lame a bird may be
but wings grow back unless your me!

I use my wings to fly,
high in the great blue sky

The birdie is back, Hip Hip Hooray!!
And I get to talk to my paulie-bear today ^_^

prongs

counts dots on ceiling, counts tiles on floor
if you are curious there are 36,274

My darling Angeless you complained so much
its a subject on which we had to touch...

You touch me love too much.

*he he he he he norny bad*

What the hell, may I ask is norny?
Control yourself, you have my warning.

Forge

A ninja does not make a norny here;
instead they spread rumours so others may fear.

a ninja's stealth
how about a ninja elf

Nah, personally I'd rather revel
With not an elf, but a ninja devil

Your former words shall be made nil
for Angeless is a ninja still...

Boink...

beware my dears, of coming near
The Dark Writers have returned, and all shall fear!!!

Forge

Never shall I ever submit
to such trouble I won't admit!

Trouble? Who said a word about trouble?
If anything's trouble, it's me and it's DOUBLE!!

*laughs maniacally* MWAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

You want me to belive your trouble?
ask me, and i tell you your an angel

Zoology lab, I wish it were swift
However, its not and I'll just be miffed.

Zoink....Boink....Oink

I roll my eyes at you each in turn
Then I play DDR. Feel the burn.

Forge

Then Bust A Groove and feel the mix
Spin around then do some tricks!

Trix?!? Where?
Are they in my hair?

oh? you have a problem with your hair?
maybe you should use some Nair

It's been real cold, this much I know...
But maybe now we'll get some snow!

Need more pink the ink is to be pink

I just got a puppy, innit cute?
I'll put a pic in port. woot woot.

Forge

Cute indeed the puppy in the petshop that is
but why is there no space at the window for a squiz!??

Maybe it's cuz nobody knows what it is...
And now, for Angeless, pink the text is

Pink Pink Pink!!!!!!
now i need to switch my ink

my brain my brain
It is in such pain

THE INK!...THE INK IS PINK!!! NOW I FEEL GOOD TO THINK!!!

Forge

I think this ink that's pink will link
to what comes after, along with laughter...