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[Introduction]

As the World Scrolls

As The World Scrolls is our very writing.com soap opera. All of our drama lives day in and day out in our scrolling world, so why not script it?

As the dramatic music plays in the background, we live our lives in great turmoil and spread the tragedy to others so they may feel our pain.

Melissa is fashionably late!

Recently betrayed by my Sunshine, MOO for President

and my so-called friend elizm446, I went into hystercis. I found out, accidently that they were secretly having an affair and eventually had an imaginary son, whom they call MJ. This is only one betrayal of many I fear, as I seem to be a walking door mat.

At the same time, phil1861 keeps popping into the scene with his random outbursts and emoticons. Anything he says has absolutely nothing to do with the topic, whatsoever, but it adds some comic relief to the developing drama that is the love triangles of MOO for President

, Lady Stars

, elizm446, Diane

, and Love is a Mommy (no foolin)

Sherri

I, Sherri

, shake my head at the disgusting actions of the other people around me. Affairs? Imaginary children? Random outburst? Love triangles, quadrangles and quintets?
"INCONCIEVABLE!" I scream.
And I bury my face in my hands and sob.
"They don't have it near as bad as I," I mumble. "My mother wants to dress my real life kid in ugly clothes!"
*weeps for the future*

*flashback music* Love is a Mommy (no foolin)

is remembering her childhood accident that left her permanently changed. The scene is tragic, everyone cries and states that even death would be better than this. She grew up, bitter, dazed, and confused.

*present time*

"I can't understand why everyone has to draw attention to my accident! I can't help it if I'm a triangle now instead of my natural, womanly shape! I can't help it..." *weeps bitterly* "What's worse is that people are shocked by me - a Love triangle - and call me inconceivable! Well, conceive it people! Here I am!" *rips clothes off in despair, showing the world her triangle self*

**background music takes an sinister tone**

Demon Squirrel of Doom!

sits at a workbench in a poorly lit basement, a variety of parts and tools before her. In the middle is an odd looking device, one that is obvious not being build for good.

"They'll all pay...Pay I say...for never letting me play Moderator Games!"

She picks up a shiny piece of metal and holds it against the device. A small welding torch rests in it's holder, waiting to be put to use.

Demon Squirrel of Doom!

reaches for the welding torch, an evil grin slowly taking shape on her face.

"BWAAAAHAAAAHAAAA HA!" **cough, sputter, cough**

"I've got to remember to open a window or two when I'm down here!"

As Demon Squirrel of Doom!

is trying to see through the fog that she has created, MOO for President

takes this time to ponder about his elizm446 and their new baby. Sometimes he wonders if his imagination of describing imaginary MJ is as good as elizm446 because they always seems so far away from him.

When he closes his eyes and thinks of baby MJ he sees a little boy wearing number 23 diapers just like the basketball legend; his namesake. Of course imaginary MJ has his fathers eyes and his mothers smile and complexion. Baby MJ will grow up to like all kids of music and even sing in a choir someday.

He'll write his first poem before he is 3 and his first novel by the ripe old age of 5. Hollywood will be knocking on his door for blockbuster screenplays, merchandising rights and maybe a starring role. He'll also immortalize his parents in song and in his biographies of them (he'll be able to tell the public what they can't see through a stalkers lense).

Yes, the Milkman is often deep in thought about his future.

Mia

elizm446 brushes her long black hair and stares at herself in the mirror and says,

"Oh my gosh! I am GORGEOUS!"

She continues brushing her hair.

"But why can't I seem to keep a relationship?"

She puts the brush down and continues to study herself.

"I can't believe Diane

dumped because I cheated several times with Love is a Mommy (no foolin)

. Does Diane understand that I have needs? She left without giving me a chance.

Not that Love is a Mommy (no foolin)

isn't great. We always have a great time together but she's no Diane. She'll never be a Diane."

The phone rings and Mia answers. "Hello?"

It was MOO for President

.

"I want to see my son," he said.

shows off her brand new black and white cow diamond cut engagement ring. Her excitement cannot be contained as she lets everyone know that MOO for President

has indeed proposed.

MOO for President

realized his love for Lady Stars

and knew he couldn't live without her any longer.

Plans are now being made as the maid of honor is of course Bovine Bessie

. There will be several bridesmaids with Demon Squirrel of Doom!

being the first honored with the job.

Sherri

Meanwhile, Sherri

walks the deserted docks of Pier 13, dressed in a long black trenchcoat to shield from the drizzle.

She meets up with a shadowy figure in the....shadows. (lol)

"Here's the cash, now give me the video tape. Now all the world will know what really goes on in this town!"

peeked out from the shadows to look at Sherri

and check to make sure her mask was securely over her scarred face.

"Do you have all of it?" She whispered.

"Yes, it's all there. All 100 GPs of it."

"Good, good. I want this video aired before the world on the 6 am news. Can you do that?"

"I'm headed there right now... I'm trying to slip it by my director so that he doesn't see it before it goes live."

"Good. I can't wait until everyone knows the truth. elizm446 is going to be so shocked when the world finds out that Imaginary MJ is not MOO for President

's baby!

This video will show that the baby was conceived by...." Suddenly, Love is a Mommy (no foolin)

collapsed in a coughing fit, and waved Sherri

away.

stands in the shadows of the street watching the exchange between Sherri

and Love is a Mommy (no foolin)

.

"I wonder what's on that tape...and whether I can use it for my evil plan?" Demon Squirrel of Doom!

starts to laugh her evil laugh, but stops. She doesn't want to tip off the two women of her presence.

She watches as the GPs exchange hands, and the tape is handed over. As Love is a Mommy (no foolin)

leaves in a coughing fit, she sees the opportunity to make her move. She quietly falls in behind Sherri

as she walks down the deserted street.

"Pardon me, Miss, but do you have some spare GPs for a starving woman?"

As Sherri

turns around, Demon Squirrel of Doom!

grabs the video tape out of her hands and runs off into the night.

"BWAAAAHAAAAHAAAA HA!"

But, what Demon Squirrel of Doom!

, Sherri

and Love is a Mommy (no foolin)

don't know is that archgargoyle has secretly replaced the video of elizm446 and the Mysterious father of MJ's father with the 2005 Victoria's Secret Summer catalogue.

The new rumor going around scroll is that Lady Stars

was secretly engaged in the same love chapel that Brittany Spears and her lifelong friend were married. The lady in charge of the piano playing at the chapel has sold the story to The Romance Newsletter edited by Diane

.

Sorry ladies and gentleman, these story subplots won't be made clear by MOO for President

because he's involved in a quite a few of the rumors...

Mia

elizm446 sat alone in her room, sick with worry.

She had always hoped MOO for President

would never find out that he wasn't the real father. He was always there for her and he was a great father to MJ, whether elizm446 wanted to admit it or not.

She knew someone out there had the tape and was out to ruin her.

But who?

elizm446 wasn't sure who the person was behind all this, but she definitely knew what she was going to do when she got her hands on whomever it was.

elizm446 walked over to her bed and pulled out the handgun she kept under the mattress.

"It looks like I may need to take matters into my own hands," she whispered.

*dramatic music plays*

*camera zooms to a close-up*

*fade to commerical*

goes to answer the door and stares into the face of MOO for President

. She had been crying as you could plainly see.

"You've been crying, why?" asked MOO for President

"I've just realized what a player you are." stated Lady Stars

"I never want to see you again."

Lady Stars

slammed the door on the face of MOO for President

after having just learned that he once again found his way into the arms of elizm446.

Sherri

gasped in horror as the secret video tape was violently stolen from her hands by a homeless lady.

"Stop! I have a gun!"

Sherri

pulls out her AK47 which was cleverly hidden under her trench coat. The woman refused to stop so Sherri

unloaded on her, pelting her body full of bullets.

"So much for being sneaky," she said to no one but herself as she snatch the video tape from the clutches of the (seemingly) dead woman.

Glancing around one last time, the docks appeared empty. Sherri

raced off into the darkness.

, now rid of the evidence, and richer for all of it, headed down to the mall.

Why?

She was buying a new engagement ring for her new fiance, the ever-lovely Diane

!

Letting her hair float ever so gently in the wind, she glided down the halls of the mall, wowing men and women alike, but scaring small children.

Suddenly, she saw the after-effects of a stray subplot! But, but, but, it was too horrific to even mention... in the flesh, there was...

lay on the ground, her body sore but still in one piece. Gingerly, she sits up and looks around. Sherri

was gone, and so was the video tape!

"What an idiot I was, I should have checked the docks more carefully!" Demon Squirrel of Doom!

says to no one in particular.

While she's talking to herself (a trait that all evil geniuses seem to have, I might add), she is unhooking the Velcro™ (don't want to get in trouble with the manufacturer for trademark infringement!) straps and pulled the bulletproof vest out from under her homeless woman disguise!

Demon Squirrel of Doom!

stands up, tossing the useless vest out into the water. "I guess I'll need another one of those, with Sherri

roaming around. That AK47 sure packs a punch!" She starts off for home. "Guess it's time to put Plan B into effect." Moving faster down the docks, she disappears into the night.

"BWAAAAHAAAAHAAAA HA! Oh, my aching chest!!!"

, Love is a Mommy (no foolin)

Secretly Demon Squirrel of Doom!

is planning on popping the big question to MOO for President

but she is not sure which of his many female followers to knock out first.

She ponders this thought for a couple of reasons... She has only seen a picture or two of Sherri

, Diane

, Lady Stars

, andelizm446. Would it actually be worth it for her to forcefully lay claim to a person with so many females and so little time? Will the next grain of sand fall into the hourglass of scroll?

Mia

"No one is going to take my man away from me!" Mia angrily stated.

She knew Demon Squirrel of Doom!

was after he man, she had to stop her. But Mia also had another problem on her hands - she had to win back Diane

.

She used to be in a wonderful relationship with Diane

until she started messing around with Love is a Mommy (no foolin)

. When they found out about each other, they both dumped Mia and got engaged to one another. Mia, of course, was devastated but vowed to win Diane

back.

First things first, she thought. I have to win back my MOO for President

. He's the best father I could ask for. And he's the best lay I've ever had. Well ... the best male lay I've ever had.

sits quietly, too quietly, on the sofa in front of her bay window staring out at the lake. She ponder of the many wrongs she'd been dealt in life, starting with the most recent of MOO for President

and elizm446. What could be her next move for revenge? *spooky music fades out into the background*

stopped and wondered: "Whoa - MOO for President

is elizm446 father? That's so Star Wars!"

Darkin watches Lady Stars

sitting in her front window.

"I know what she's thinking." She mutters to herself. "She's wanting to get even with MOO for President

and elizm446 for hurting her. Well, maybe I can help!!}

Darkin creeps up to the window as the spooky music starts up again. She picks up a pebble off of the ground and gently tosses it at the window.

CRASH!!!

"Damn, I just don't know my own strength!!"