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The NEW Whine & Cheese Company, Inc
The NEW Whine & Cheese Company, Inc. IS OPEN UNDER NEW MANAGEMENT!
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THE CONTEST/FORUM IS NOW CLOSED



The Whine & Cheese Company, Inc.
Jimbo Whinery, Head Whiner


After much negotiation (arm-twisting and name calling) we have reached an agreement to reopen the company. We are all now in agreement as to how the company should be run (in a pig's eye). All the family will be compensated according to their contribution to the business (I wuz shucked, shelled, ground into meal and robbed!).

See the article from the Red House Headlight Newspaper for Jim Bob's article (nuthin but a pack a lies from a bunch of lying bleep, bleep, bleep, bleep and bleep - and that includes you, too, Bubba).

The NEW Whine & Cheese Company, Inc. Contest


This will be a new contest designed similar to the old. Haven't decided the number of GPs but it will be generous, trust me ( yeah, I herd 'at before, harump!)

First Place - 10,000 GPs
Everbody else what enters - 500-1000 GPs


Contest will end at 11:59 PM on March 3, 2002.

Same basic rules as the old contest.
1. Complaints should be fictitous and humurous.
2. There will be a response to every complaint letter.
3. OK to poke fun, but be kind (and funny).
4. OK to poke fun at yourself whether kind or not, but be funny.
5. Post your letter directly on the forum. You may post it on your portfolio, too, but do not use links to post it in the contest.
6. The Red House Headlight Newspaper article is posted in the forum for you to read.
7. Please abide by the PG-13 rating - Decision of the judges (Mr. Jimbo, Bubba and Jim) will be final as to the rating of a letter.
8. There may be further instructions posted in the forum, too.

The purpose of the Whine & Cheese Company, Inc. Forum is to have fun, be silly, ridiculous and appear stupid. Not hard for most of us, so...Send them cards and letters with your complaints.


The Motto of
The Whine & Cheese Company, Inc.

Send us your check and we'll cash it!


Comments enclosed in (*****) indicate remarks that Jim Whinery put in after final editing.
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