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100 Reasons Why...
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McDonalds has recently announced they will market an improved and more healthy happy meal. They are ready to test their new creation. How can they improve on such a success? Give us your suggestions to improve The Happy Meal.

Here's the rules.


1. Only one sentence per post. Use of commas, semi-colons, dashes, ..., run-on sentences and just poor grammar will be counted as one sentence.
2. This is satire, so you do not have to be logical.
3. This is satire, so really bounce your posts off the wall!
4. This is satire, so be wildly creative and inventive.
5. This is satire, but please stay within the rating (PG 13)
6. You may post as many times as you wish.

If you wish to make a comment and not an entry (following the above rules) please use OT in the subject line. Properly marked OT comments will be remain in the forum. OT comments that are not noted in the subject line as such will be deleted.

Our goal is to create the top 100 reasons why...(yeah,right, but it might just be the top 2 or 3). This topic will run until November 15 (yeah, I know I lied about the deadline for Arnold, so take that as an indication of how this forum operates), so you got approximately two weeks to put your crazy, inane, off-the-wall, and otherwise disgusting remarks on the wall.

Occasionally, gift points may be given for exceptionally, interesting and funny posts.

To view a static listing for past 100 Reasons Why:
ID: 774606   (Rated: 13+)
Why Arnold will be a Good Gov... 
The top reasons why Arnold Schwarzenegger will be a good Gov.
by Writer of the Winds

ID: 515526   (Rated: 13+)
50 Reasons for Anna N. Smith Show 
Fifty reasons why E! broadcasts Anna Nicole Smith's TV Show
by Writer of the Winds


Oh, did I mention that this is SATIRE?
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--->>ID #981225 by animatqua on 12-04-04 @ 10:13 pm

#52. Because
--->>ID #981221 by animatqua on 12-04-04 @ 10:06 pm

#51. Because
--->>ID #981143 by Aradne on 12-04-04 @ 6:42 pm

--->>ID #971755 by Penemue on 11-17-04 @ 8:01 am

>>>>>>ID #756872 by Writer of the Winds on 11-06-03 @ 1:18 pm

>>>>>>ID #756805 by Writer of the Winds on 11-06-03 @ 11:07 am

>>>>>>ID #751468 by Writer of the Winds on 10-27-03 @ 2:42 pm

--->>ID #750231 by Joy on 10-25-03 @ 10:50 am

--->>ID #750108 by ~Sweets~ on 10-25-03 @ 12:27 am

--->>ID #748628 by Floss on 10-22-03 @ 6:02 pm

--->>ID #745040 by Starr* Rathburn on 10-15-03 @ 11:48 pm

--->>ID #745001 by Airycat =^..^= on 10-15-03 @ 10:10 pm

--->>ID #744651 by Pam on 10-15-03 @ 9:33 am

--->>ID #744602 by FM - 1 Writer to rule them all on 10-15-03 @ 4:53 am

--->>ID #744598 by MOO for President on 10-15-03 @ 4:30 am

--->>ID #744562 by Mortuus on 10-15-03 @ 12:58 am

--->>ID #744529 by gailey on 10-14-03 @ 11:40 pm

--->>ID #744514 by Rapunzel on 10-14-03 @ 10:54 pm

#35. True Lies
--->>ID #744445 by Pam on 10-14-03 @ 8:21 pm

--->>ID #744387 by W.D.Wilcox © ¿ Φ on 10-14-03 @ 6:47 pm

--->>ID #744339 by La Belle Rouge on 10-14-03 @ 5:30 pm

--->>ID #744038 by Gary L. Quay on 10-14-03 @ 5:09 am

--->>ID #743655 by gailey on 10-13-03 @ 2:07 pm

--->>ID #743654 by gailey on 10-13-03 @ 2:06 pm

--->>ID #743652 by gailey on 10-13-03 @ 2:04 pm


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