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![]() ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ WELCOME, ONE AND ALL! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Laughter truly is the best medicine; hence, the epiphany of sponsoring this contest. It is a fledgling endeavor and my GP coffers are somewhat limited, so please bear with me. Feel free to send along any suggestions for bettering the project. And GP donations, of course, will be most appreciated. (ALL entries are WELCOME regardless of whether or not you can afford to donate GP's!) Whaddaya say ~ let's have some FUN! Each week's competition will commence at midnight on Sunday and end at midnight the following Friday evening. Winners will be announced and prizes awarded by no later than midnight on Saturday. In the event that insufficient entries (4 entries or less) are received in a given week of competition, those entries will be 'rolled over' and included with the following week's entries until a sufficient quantity of entries are received. ANY form of comedic submission is welcome - jokes, anecdotes, quips, witty quotes, funny pictures, poetic submissions, etc. This site has been rated "ASR", (a similar contest forum for youngsters is in the works) so entries may be a bit risque. Contestants are, however, asked to use sound judgment - NO "sick" or "over the top" postings permitted. It will be assumed that jokes and similar entries are not necessarily the work of the Contestant. Short stories, poems, etc. that DO represent the Entrant's work should be entered in Bitem form from their port OR, where pasted as a post, annotated as the Entrant's original work. If unsure how to use "bitem" form, check out this link:
First Place ~ 2,000 GPs Second Place ~ 1,000 GPs Honorable Mention(s) ~ 500 GPs ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~ HONOR ROLL OF GENEROUS BENEFACTORS ~~ ANONYMOUS ANGEL #2 ~ (1000 GP's} ANONYMOUS ANGEL #1 ~ (500 GP's) spidey is studying gailey Lexi Ashen Married John Ashen nessy THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR YOUR GREAT GENEROSITY ! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ![]() ~~~~~ ROUND TWO COMPETITION ~~~~~ Editor's Note: A sardonic commentary on the plethora of ways that motoring can be dangerous to your mental health. As a retired cop, I found this tale highly amusing ~ and oh, so painfully true to form! Very well done!
Editor's Note: This tongue-in-cheek yarn is more fun than a barrel of monkeys, destined to tickle your funny bone, and simply the bees knees, comedically speaking. (Are ya picking up a trend here....?) A great read! WE WELCOME THIS NEW AUTHOR TO WRITING.COM!!!
" HOPE YOU FIND THESE FUNNY! " Posted on 29 August 2004 by: spidey is studying AND " IF YOU LIKE DAR HUMOR..." Posted on 29 August 2004 by: Eddie Spaghetti CONGRATULATIONS TO THE ROUND TWO CHAMPIONS! THIS ROUND WAS TRULY DIFFICULT TO JUDGE AND CHOOSE FROM ~ ALL THE ENTRIES WERE WONDERFUL! CONTESTANTS PLEASE NOTE :::: IN CELEBRATION OF WRITING.COM'S FOURTH GRAND AND SUCCESSFUL YEAR, ALL PRIZES WILL BE QUADRUPLED FOR ROUND TWO - AND FOR ROUND THREE, WHICH IS COMMENCING NOW.GET YOUR ENTRIES IN AND WIN! HAPPY BIRTHDAY, WRITING.COM COMMUNITY... CONTINUE POSTING AND KEEP ME CHORTLING! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ |
#38. My entry #37. Molasses #36. Funny Mock Poems #35. My Entry #34. my entry - poetry #31. My entry #30. ROLLOVER , ROVER !!! #27. My entry #20. WEEK #1 WINNERS ! #17. Jaywalkers Anonymous #15. My Entry: Grandma |