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   ****************************************************************** WRITING.COM'S HOT NEW ADVICE COLUMN !!! ****************************************************************** Having sat through a number of spells of my own in just about every nook, cranny, saloon, and bus stop here in the Writing.com Community, a troublesome revelation has reared its ugly head. There seems to be nary a single Advice Column on board! Absolutely not one single Writing.com Dear Abby knockoff to whom one can go with life's troubles and toil! Well yannow Mildred, who works with me in Trojan Quality Control Department ( ayup - those are my initials, right their on the tip.... ) wheezed at me in the on a break in the Rubber Room just the other day, " Blabs, old gal ~ YOU orta volunteer yer services as an Advice Columnist for that there Writing.com! Ya got the gift of gab and more good old-fashioned horse sense than Carter has farter-starters! " So I sez to myself, " Self ...I'm steppin' up to the plate, by gawd! It's a damn dirty job, but SOMEBODY'S gotta do it! " ( Please ~ hold your applause..... yer makin' me blush and that triggers my bladder spasms. ) ANYWAY, here's the poop, the whole poop, and nothing but the poop... Got a bee in yer bonnet? Has some exasperating episode of life-lunacy got yer bloomers in a twist? Is yer Muse at home, but the lights are off? Are ya suffering the agony of mechanical alopecia over some burning issue whose solution utterly escapes you? NEVER FEAR ~ AUNT BLABBY'S HERE! Just post your questions/requests for tongue-in-cheek advice below, and providin' my mouse doesn't contract rabies, I'll be right here to offer a sage reply. No problem is too great ~ or too, um ~ schtoo-pid. 'Course, other participants may wish to post bonus "advice" and are most welcome to do so. This Forum is rated ASR, and posts can be somewhat earthy as long as good judgement is your guide. So jump on that keyboard and bring it on with yer bad self! * By the way, here's a heads-up for the dscriminating inquirer: After entering the text of your post here, click a checkmark into the tiny square box just beneath the Text Box. Enabling this option allows you to receive an automatic e-mail notification when Aunt Blabby replies to your post! Love and re-writes, Yer old Aunt Blabby, Goddess of the Forlorn *************************************************************************************** "ASK AUNT BLABBY" HAS BEEN BROUGHT TO YOU BY...  Who ya gonna call??? GUSHBUSTERS ! Aunt Blabby sez... " Pete's Plumbing leaves his competitors sprawled in the dust. Aunt Blabby can personally vouch for his extraordinary ability to remain firm in his commitment and get the job done! When your pipes need a good flushing, Peter is unequivocably your best choice! Eat your heart out, Mr. Goodwrench! " *************************************************************************************** ~~~~ AND BY ~~~~  And they don't put you through those time-consuming Security Checks !!!  ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ |
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